Woman loses 75 lbs for a chance to dance with Bono. Apparently the only dance move Bono knows is that ‘lasso’ one.
Dominic Monaghan believes the Beatles are bigger than Jesus, Buddha, or Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Dumbest Quote Ever In the History and Future Of Mankind, courtesy of
Ashton Kutcher: "I hope the love that we share can resonate around the
world so that someday I can hear its echo." The Sun is there.
In order to stay relevant, TV Guide releases new full-color larger
format mag. Publisher apparently hopes to compete with arch-nemesis,
the TV Guide Channel.
Stevie Wonder hopes his new album will inspire our government to treat
people with more respect. Says he hasn’t seen enough of that lately.
Punkers unite, no, wait, Punkers fight. Still no definition of a "low-rent fake mockney two-bob runt".
Marilyn Manson launches his own perfume. Will not smell like teen spirit.
Pierce Brosnan complains about being dumped as James Bond, insists his demand for $40 million had nothing to do with it.
once was a poet named Kim, whose writings fell over the rim, He jumped
in the water, thought he was an otter, too bad he couldn’t swim.
asks Aussies to stop sheep torture because they are afraid that some
stool sheep will rat them out and spill the beans on their evil world
"Ashton Kutcher, 27, and Demi Moore, 45, reportedly wed at their Beverly Hills home on Saturday, September 24. After weeks of speculation, OK! magazine
secured the rights to the exclusive wedding photos, paying an
undisclosed sum (reportedly $3+ million). The on-newsstands-now photo
spread reveals Demi wearing a white Lanvin gown and Ashton wearing a cream Brooks Brothers suit and a fedora."
I look forward to their divorce picture spread. You know, when Demi’s plastic surgery gets out of hand and Ashton still looks like a 16 year old boy.[Just Jared Picture Post]
It’s about time this blog got another dose of Pink. Step right up and get your booty call edition today.[See Trent's latest post]
In an effort to boost sagging poll numbers, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signs on for Terminator 4 and True Lies 2. Well, you can’t say he didn’t warn you he’d be back.
To increase security, banks in Colombia have implemented biometric fingerprint-reader technology into ATMs. Rush of sudden index finger amputations expected in near future.
Hobbit fossils found on Island with small miniature elephant bones have been found and now I can’t help but imagine little people with spears chasing little elephants around the island. Life is good.
Government has secret team of ‘Ghostbusters’ that go into neighborhoods to detect radioactive material. Peter Venkman unavailable for comment.
This is a lovely combination of painful and hilarious video goodness. Enjoy.[Hedonistica Video Link]
"In case you haven’t seen Kate Moss snort a crapload of blow, here it is in all it’s frabricated glory."
This Liquid Generation retelling of Kate Moss’s love story with coke is much much better than the real thing…[watch now]
Link and excerpt thanks to:
Liquid Generation’s blog
"Letâ€™s be honest. I havenâ€™t
got a #@% chance. Not. One. %#*@&. Chance."
National Lampoon gives us the scoop straight from the desk of TomKat‘s Fetus. Not safe for work due to language.[Link]
To continue the trend of revamping movie trailers, watch Cabin Fever turn from a horror flick into a melodrama in seconds. [Transbuddha Video Link]
Elizabeth Hurley wants permission from India to turn the Taj Mahal into a giant pink boobie, for breast cancer benefit. And why not…Who doesn’t love boobies?
Tribute band Nanowar do a gay version of Manowar. In other news the original band Manowar wasn’t gay???
Rodman gives the scoop on Carmen Elektra‘s jungle fever and the one in a million shot, Fuscilli Dennis style.
Wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Dugin uses his 2×4 for leverage and flips purple school bus with news reporter inside.
Regis Philbin takes the Welch’s Grape Juice Spokesman title from Larry King in a 5-hour, 18-inning prune fest.
"This is your pilot speaking. Our speed is Mach 2, our flying time from Tokyo to New York will be 6 and a half hours."
Wallace, Gromit, Shorn the Sheep and Evil Penguin all perish in
warehouse fire. Gumby, Pokey, David & Goliath to be pallbearers.
It seems director Kevin Smith decided to take a break from watching Degrassi
High reruns and from filming his latest project, Clerks 2,to
reply to both his fans and haters on his webpage’s message board.
"Fan Comment":I didn’t hate Jersey Girl
by Brock Tune
Just found it extremely mediocre, not memorable in the least.
Kevin Smith’s response: Not so, sir: you remembered it was mediocre!
See Kevin Smith’s full post here.