For all you Lost fans, last night’s episode was filled with hidden clues. The biggest came when John Locke was trapped under the door, and a diagram was revealed on the wall. While the producers of the show only wanted you to see the diagram for a second, thanks to modern technology we took a screen grab in order to decode its clues. Unfortunately, we still have no idea what it means. So we’re putting our faith in you diehard fans, click on the diagram and tell us what the F it means!
Acclaimed author Nicole Richie will follow up her best-selling novel with another book "dedicated to fashion and beauty." It’s going to be a guide filled with her style tips, and a source says, "It’s called ‘Nicole Richie Style.’ It’s going to be about her hair, make-up and clothing." How do you like her now, VS Naipaul?
- The New York Daily News has a list of the 20 most unnecessary sequels, inspired by the upcoming Basic Instinct 2. The question is, what exactly is a necessary sequel?
- Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted having a Guinness, even though she’s pregnant (which is actually fine as long as she doesn’t do it too often). Well, that explains the names.
- Justin Timberlake thinks Kevin Federline is gross. No comment necessary.
- Is Katie Holmes so stressed that she will give birth without Tom Cruise there? Most people really just want to know if he was there at the conception.
- Worried about lawsuits from deafened customers, Apple has added a feature that allows you to set the top volume wherever you like. For those of you who are already deaf from iPods, APPLE HAS ADDED A FEATURE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SET THE TOP VOLUME WHEREVER YOU LIKE!
- George Lopez has been given a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Are you going to take this, Weird Al fans?
Fox has renewed the new hit show Prison Break for a second season, and in the process spilled the beans on the not-so-surprise ending of season 1.
â€œSeason 2 will be the manhunt,â€ series creator and executive producer
Paul Scheuring told the trade paper The Hollywood Reporter. â€œIt will be
â€˜The Fugitiveâ€™ times eight.â€
Lame! Come on Prison Break guys, that’s a rookie mistake. It’d be like if Lost renamed the show Lost: They’re Not Getting Off That Damn Island, or if 24 went with 24 Episodes Where Jack Bauer Almost Dies, But Doesn’t. Where’s the fun in that? Oh well. I guess I’m going to have to watch the rest of the season to find out which 3 characters die in the last episode. Yeah. They spoiled that too. *Sigh* [read the story here]
When Joy Behar wants to knock Star Jones off her pedestal she cuts her off on national television. But when the introspective Rosie O’Donnell wants to put Star in her place she sits down and writes a poem. Yesterday, the former talk-show-host-gone-bonkers, posted an e.e. cummings inspired poem called Star View on her blog. Within her prosaic stanzas that reference both Regis and George W., O’Donnell compares Star to a scared little girl who lost half herself. And culmintaes with the zen-like allusion to the cyclical nature of life with the couplet:
peace to star jones
every wave hits the shore
But don’t let me interpret the poem for you. Read it in full (a few times to really absorb it) after the jump… (tip via fadedyouth)
Knowing that this video would end up on YouTube is the reason I woke up this morning (well that, and the whole ‘having to go to work’ thing.) Conan’s been poking fun at the upcoming Lord of The Rings musical, and this take on it is by far the best. Watch The Lord of The Rings The Musical!… as if it were done by the people who put together Moving Out (the Billy Joel musical.) It’s amazing.
Courtney Love is looking to sell a 25% stake in Nirvana’s back catalogue. And right now, the front-runner to buy it is… Bono.
So what does this mean for Nirvana fans, music fans, and everybody else who’s terrified by thought of U2 covering "I Hate Myself And I Want To Die" on their next album? Probably nothing. Best case scenario, Bono and his Elevation Partners equity company (an equity company! Bono is so rock and roll!) get a little money every time "Come As You Are" is played on the radio. Worst case scenario? He loses the sunglasses, hires Dave Grohl, starts wearing sundresses and marries Courtney Love. Actually, now that I think about it, I think that’s the best case scenario. Oh well, whatever, Nevermind.
It’s being reported that the Scientologists and the Kabbalah(ists?) are eager to win the souls of Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham and her husband, David. Tom Cruise himself has "come knocking on the door" and Madonna has done some recruiting for her side. Posh has been spotted reading Dianetics, but she has also been photographed wearing the Kabbalah Center’s "trademark red-string bracelet." I’m actually rooting for EST on this one.
Shea had what can only be described as the Best Night Ever. Thanks, TV!