TVgasm Review: Save The Last Dance

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"OMG.  Like OM-F-ing-G.  I like can’t believe prom is over!  Like, over!  Guys, this is so sad.  Only two weeks left in Laguna Beach senior year.  Promise that we’ll always be friends?  Forevah and evah?

Yes, it was prom night on Laguna Beach, a momentous occasion that the online community has surely been anticipating ever since photos of the big pre-party
leaked to the internet. And I’ll say this: I was not disappointed. This
episode came with all the silliness, drama, and pettiness that we’ve
come to expect not only from Laguna Beach, but prom season in
general. Plus, Cami the Vaguely Ethnic Girl popped up, so you know it
had to be a fun night on MTV. Just about the only thing missing were
some of those crazy Laguna parents. Oh wait, we had them too. Best
episode EVER!"

Did you miss the episode?  Let TVgasm‘s fantastic recap fill your Laguna Beach void.[TVgasm Review]

Where are they now: Pussy Galore

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"With the search for the new James Bond still ongoing, I’ve noticed the
press continues to open the age old debate about who was the best Bond
(Connery, obviously) or sometimes, the best Villain (I’d vote Oddjob).
Left out in the cold too often are the Bond Girls – the Pussys, Honeys,
Kissys and Plentys. I thought it was about time to redress the balance
and ask Bond Girls – where are they now? (Part one – Connery’s Chicks.)"

Take a look at the Bond girls from our past and see what they’ve been up to these days. Oh and don’t have a hissy fit because Halle Berry is not featured on this list.This site, much like me, pretends that whole incident never happened…[Yes but No Link]

Lost: Complete Visual Analysis of Hatch Interior

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"This is my analysis of the Hatch interior. I’ve analyized all the
videos of the hatch interior. And its taken quite some of time to get
the map right. Especially to let every screenshot "fit" with the
constructed map.
It was frikin’ hard to get everything to match . But the result is a very precise map.

I will show an analysis of several areas of the interior. Some screenshots are accompanied by a
corresponding map which shows the camera view in color.
This is very helpful in understanding what you are actually looking at
in context to the rest of the interior. It also proves the map is
accurate. I hope you enjoy these context-maps…  "
 
Geekiest / most glorious thing ever. Fans of Lost are sure to be impressed and scared for this man’s work. He must be an ex-trekkie or something.[ Link ]

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits

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Woman loses 75 lbs for a chance to dance with Bono.  Apparently the only dance move Bono knows is that ‘lasso’ one.

Dominic Monaghan believes the Beatles are bigger than Jesus, Buddha, or Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Dumbest Quote Ever In the History and Future Of Mankind, courtesy of
Ashton Kutcher: "I hope the love that we share can resonate around the
world so that someday I can hear its echo." The Sun is there.

In order to stay relevant, TV Guide releases new full-color larger
format mag
. Publisher apparently hopes to compete with arch-nemesis,
the TV Guide Channel. 

Stevie Wonder hopes his new album will inspire our government to treat
people with more respect. Says he hasn’t seen enough of that lately.

Punkers unite, no, wait, Punkers fight. Still no definition of a "low-rent fake mockney two-bob runt".

Marilyn Manson launches his own perfume. Will not smell like teen spirit.

Pierce Brosnan complains about being dumped as James Bond, insists his demand for $40 million had nothing to do with it.

There
once was a poet named Kim, whose writings fell over the rim, He jumped
in the water, thought he was an otter, too bad he couldn’t swim.

  PETA
asks Aussies to stop sheep torture because they are afraid that some
stool sheep will rat them out and spill the beans on their evil world
domination scheme.

 

Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore Wedding

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"Ashton Kutcher, 27, and Demi Moore, 45, reportedly wed at their Beverly Hills home on Saturday, September 24.   After weeks of speculation, OK! magazine
secured the rights to the exclusive wedding photos, paying an
undisclosed sum (reportedly $3+ million). The on-newsstands-now photo
spread reveals Demi wearing a white Lanvin gown and Ashton wearing a cream Brooks Brothers suit and a fedora."

I look forward to their divorce picture spread. You know, when Demi’s plastic surgery gets out of hand and Ashton still looks like a 16 year old boy.[Just Jared Picture Post]

Tuesday Afternoon Quick Hits

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In an effort to boost sagging poll numbers, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signs on for Terminator 4 and True Lies 2. Well, you can’t say he didn’t warn you he’d be back.

To increase security, banks in Colombia have implemented biometric fingerprint-reader technology into ATMs. Rush of sudden index finger amputations expected in near future.

Hobbit fossils found on Island with small miniature elephant bones have been found and now I can’t help but imagine little people with spears chasing little elephants around the island. Life is good.

Government
has secret team of ‘Ghostbusters’ that go into neighborhoods to detect radioactive material. Peter Venkman unavailable for comment.