Adriana Lima was all over the place last week when she revealed to GQ magazine that she was still a virgin. Because, you know, I guess only ugly people are supposed to be virgins.
Well, in case you were wondering how a beautiful 24-year-old virgin (who also happens to be a Victoria’s Secret model) spends her day, you need wonder no more. Here’s a little video taken at her GQ photo shoot.
So how does she spend her day? Half naked and writhing in the desert surrounded by a bunch of muscular dudes who take turns fondling and dry humping her, naturally. How else would she spend it?
Watch the video here.
In honor of Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Friends With Money, premiering in theaters April 7th, about a woman who works as a maid to make ends meet, we decided to show you how Jennifer Aniston makes ends meet in real life:
German Dutch Beer Commercials.
P.S. that’s awesome if you’ve seen this before, no need to comment.
(thanks for the tip ONTD)
Ain’t It Cool News has the scoop on Basic Instinct 2. Basically, if you thought that the over the-top-trailer suggested that the movie was "going to be another Showgirls, another trip into a hypnotically unbelievable sex romp with a budget" you will be very disappointed. In fact
…if youâ€™ve seen the internet â€˜trailerâ€™, then youâ€™ve actually seen 75% more sex than is actually in the film. Virtually every frame of sex and nudity that appears in Basic Instinct 2, youâ€™ve already seen. Let that sink in for a moment. Iâ€™ll wait.
Yes, there are exactly three sex scenes in this movie. One with a single nipple and some bobbing man ass. Another with a single nipple and some bobbing man ass. And a third, with two exposed nipples, and yes, dare I say it, more bobbing man ass. That semi hot looking threesome in the â€˜trailerâ€™? Never actually appears in the film – the third person in that three-wayâ€¦never actually appears in the film. And outside of the sex, there is one, single, gratuitous nude scene. Of Sharon Stone. All told, there is perhaps 20-30 seconds of actual sexual content in this film.
So now you can wait until it comes to HBO OnDemand. Get your fast-forward/pause finger ready, gentlemen.
Today it’s been reported that Nick Lachey is hooking up with TV host Vanessa Minnillo. The two were spotted getting "hot and heavy" in a curtained off section of a hotel bar in New York the other night. But yesterday he was linked to Kristin Chenoweth, and last week it was Kristen Cavallari, and before that Alyssa Milano and Miss Kentucky and Cheryl from Dancing with the Stars. So consider this an official call for all Nick hook-ups. If you have been or plan to be linked to Lachey, now is the time to step forward. We can’t keep doing this everyday.
The guys over at College Humor aren’t just providing you with really cool links and pictures of drunk girls taking off their shirts anymore (although, honestly, that would have been enough.) Now they’re also putting together an awesome online television show.
BWE stars Judah Friedlander (of JudahFriedlander.com) and Nick Kroll dropped by to help them out with their first episode. Watch the video right now to see the sage advice they offered. I don’t know where we’d be without these guys.
Yesterday we told that Katie was under strict orders from Tom to be quiet during her painful labor. We assumed she agreed to the rigid request out of respect for the practice of Scientology which believes in silent births for the mental stability of the baby. But today, it turns out she’s just doing it for an i-pod. Reportedly, Tom says if she shuts up he’ll buy her a brand new high-tech i-pod with all her favorite songs. If she has twins, will he splurge on the U2 signature edition?
Michael Jackson is reportedly planning another metamorphosis, this time into a "muscle-bound, shaven-headed rapper." He has been in discussion with DJ Whoo Kid (Whoo?) since they met in Bahrain. Whoo Kid told Jackson to "cut his hair, get some million-dollar earrings, get a million-dollar watch and take all them spaceship clothes off." Jackson has taken the advice to heart and is working out and trying to work out a collaboration with Whoo Kid and 50 Cent. I’ve been waiting for years for him to just go ahead and turn into a blond white woman, but bald rapper would be fine too.