Microsoft hopes to win women over with new Xbox, may focus on winning men over next time.
Aaron Sorkin to helm a fictional TV show about what goes on backstage
at a fictional SNL-like variety show. No word yet whether the suckage
will be real or fictional.
Kermit the Frog turns 50, says the secret to his longevity is staying moist.
Please don’t pick Hugh Grant… please don’t pick Hugh Grant… Daniel Craig. YAY! Just remember, it could have been so much worse.
Ricky Martin tells how his fame left him bored. Apparently unaware that it had the same effect on everyone else.
Fats Domino returns to New Orleans. Residents are glad he didn’t bring Muddy Waters with him.
The most evil, the most diabolical invention ever created by man since
the atomic bomb. A clock that sings the ‘Meow Mix’ song every hour on
the hour. Buy it now for your enemies!
And thus, God spoke: "Let there be age-defying protein pancakes." He
looked upon them, poured sugar-free Log Cabin syrup upon them, and saw
that it was good.
Hurricane Wilma expected to slam into land next week, leaving behind only bedrock, pebbles, and rubble.
Yes, everyone is dying to see baby pictures, but Britney shows us what is most important part of her morning routine…and I have to say I agree with her completely. Coffee. Yes, coffee comes before baby.
Pay attention ladies to Britney’s plan of attack on pesky baby fat. Observe: The super-sized coffee+whip-cream+cigarettes diet. The only surefire way to lose baby weight in Hollywood. Watch how in only a month’s time she will drop down four dress sizes. It’s like magic. Don’t call her selfish because she’s not doing this for Britney, she’s doing it for the peoples. [ONTD pictures]
Good afternoon dames and gents. Hickory Hank here to fill you in on whats buzzing in the biz. Letâ€™s get a wiggle on.
Looks like Jude Law gave Sienna Miller the old icy mitt. Seems Jude wasnâ€™t too keen about Ms. Miller having a soiree with the next 007 himself, Daniel Craig. Word on the street is that Sienna isnâ€™t taking the breakup well. Seems like Law gave her a bumâ€™s rush out the door. Guess his favorite color is… burnt Sienna.
In happier news, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore tied the knot. That dame might be over the hill but sheâ€™s got a pair of gams that wonâ€™t quit. â€œDude, whereâ€™s my car?â€ is something Kutcher could be hearing from Moore in the next five years… as she approaches senility!
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting. Some people say it’s thanks to the chemistry, but if you ask me it sounds more like… science fiction!
Congrats to Jessica Biel on being voted the Worldâ€™s Sexiest Woman. Iâ€™m not feeding you a line, Beil is the beeâ€™s knees. She makes Eva Longoria look like a bug-eyed Betty. I wouldn’t mind it if she took ol’ Hickory Hank to… seventh heaven!
Dennis Rodmanâ€™s new tell-all book â€œI Should Be Dead By Nowâ€ is out. He claims that ex-flame Carmen Electra attempted to shove spaghetti in his can. Rodmanâ€™s probably just chewing gum but who knows what Electra is like in the sack? She seems like a bearcat and a half. If she wants spaghetti… Iâ€™m scrambling to find the sauce.
Fox has cancelled The Simple Life. Woof! Woof! My heart is breaking for Paris & Nicole. Jeepers creepers, these two have been ridden more than the Cyclone at Coney… and for half the price!
Well thatâ€™s all for now folks. I have to go see a man about a dog. Tune back next time for the next â€œGlitz â€˜n Gab!â€
I love midgets…err small persons…tiny people, whatever. I especially love it when they bust a groove. Check out the World’s Smallest Man cut a rug.[ Link]
AdultSwim.com is posting full-length
streaming episodes starting at 11 PM every Friday..[adult swim link]
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Well, I figure if you are going to have a stalker, it might as well be Sienna. Enjoy it while you can, Jude… because most of us who have stalkers will never have the pleasure of being stalked by someone so attractive and willing…[I don't like you in that way Link]
Hear That Sound? INXS shows Faith In Each Other and gets a Kick out of their New Sensation of a singer, Jumping to the Billboard charts for the first time in 13 years. Said to have shed Bitter Tears.
Elvis once grabbed Nipper the RCA dog on stage and loved him tender; audience all shook up when they notice Elvis’ big hunk o’ love.
Charlie Daniels insists that his song "The Devil went down to Georgia", which talks about the devil challenging a guy to a fiddling contest, doesn’t deal with Satan. hmm. "The devil went down to Georgia,he was lookin for some souls to steal…." Naw.…that’s got nothing to do with Satan…
Michael Keaton may play The Joker in the next "Batman" movie. The circle is now complete.
Sylvester Stallone plans on making Rocky 6 at age 60. Says his opponent will either be senility or Alzheimers.
Lawsuit accuses Siegfried of drugging Roy against his will. Roy claims innocence, says he’s Siegfried’s number one fan.
Spielberg has agreed to team up with EA for three video games. Due up first: ET’s BMX 2007.
Target denies plans to sell sex toys; vows to continue to use non-possessive language in referring to the devices they deny selling.
"For all those people out there that were constantly complaining that Lost wasn’t
answering any questions, and spinning its wheels about the big mystery,
after last week’s episode I think we can safely tell you all to talk to
the hand, cuz the face ainâ€™t listening. In just two episodes into the
second season everything about the show had been turned upside down."
TVgasm sums up another episode of Lost that once again makes me wonder why I even bother watch the show.[TVgasm review]
It seems that Mc Hammer visited the google office. I just wish I could have been there to hear him talking about blogging, rapping and all things googling. He truly is too legit to quit.[Flickr pictures]
"America’s Next Top Model :: Season One‘s Elyse Sewell attracts the wrong kind of attention."
…oh yes, yes she does.[link]
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