QUOTE: I’ve always had a problem with judgment, particularly when it comes to women." – John Bobbitt (CNN)
HEADLINE: Teen Using Restroom Falls Out Bus Window (Brocktown News)
PROOF THAT TOM CRUISE IS NUTS: â€œ[Katie's] life from now on [is] going to be about being
a mother. Iâ€™m not giving her the chance to turn into another Nicole.
Iâ€™ve got Katie tucked away, so no one will get to us until my child is
born â€” and until I want them to.â€ (The Bosh)
REASON NOT TO DRINK PEPSI: First it was "brown & bubbly," now it’s Jimmy Fallon. (Just Jared)
GRAMMY DRINKING GAME: Take a drink everytime Kanye thanks himself in an acceptance speech. (Stereogum)
MYSPACE ADD: Us! (BWE)
WORST WAY TO PROMOTE A NEW ANIMATED CHILDREN’S MOVIE: ‘Curious George’ Collaborator Found Dead (MSNBC)
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BWE panelist Paul Scheer has his come to Jesus moment here.
(Thanks to Goldenfiddle.)
For me, the most interesting part about the Oscars is the self-satisfied feeling I get from predicting the outcome of the various categories – my superior ability to anticipate the fickle nature of The Academy, and the undeserving recipients of their awards, brings me tremendous amounts of satisfaction.
If you would like to challenge my supreme Oscar wisdom, take a moment and join our Best Oscar Pool Ever. And when you’re done with that, you can even create your own (which might make you feel better after I CRUSH YOU!)
You are not going to believe the "mature" version of the game on the website for the new Paul Walker movie, Running Scared. Here are the instructions from Ain’t It Cool News:
Click on the game thing, choose mature content… enter that info so they know you’re at least claiming to be an adult… then your cheat code to get to Paul Walker’s wife is "yugorsky"…
The rest is up to you and your virtual tongue. This is not office nor kid nor decent-people friendly.
This is the most awesome celebration of coffee, power tools, British pop-ska, and family fun Iâ€™ve ever seen. Oh, and the new lyrics are brilliant too. From start to end, this commercial rules.
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Here’s a great reel of Bush’s funniest f-ups set to a laugh track . Speeching is hard
In an effort to stay hip with what all you "crazy kids" are up to these days, your friends here at Best Week Ever Online have decided to take the plunge in the exotic and exciting world of MySpace!
So add us as your friend!
Don’t be shy, just think of all the fun we’re gonna have: bulletins, witty comments recounting inside jokes, endless surverys and chain
messages, unclear pictures taken from weird angles, "online drama", anonymously stalking you and your friends…you see where we’re going with this. Who knows, maybe we’ll even meet up for a "blind date" and you’ll be horrified by how we’ve misrepresented ourselves online.
Seriously, this is gonna be great! Besides, don’t you want to know which character from The OC we are?
Guess who has the number-one record? Itâ€™s not Mariah Carey. Itâ€™s not Mary J. Blige. And itâ€™s not Jamie Foxx, the Strokes, or James Blunt. Itâ€™s Barry Manilow with The Greatest Songs of the Fifties. Suck it, Franz Ferdinand.