Kevin Smith Talks Back.

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It seems director Kevin Smith decided to take a break from watching Degrassi
High reruns and from filming his latest project, Clerks 2,to
reply to both his fans and haters
on his webpage’s message board.

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"Fan Comment":I didn’t hate Jersey Girl

by Brock Tune

Just found it extremely mediocre, not memorable in the least.

Kevin Smith’s response: Not so, sir: you remembered it was mediocre!

See Kevin Smith’s full post here.

Afternoon Quick Hits

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Little Richard returns half his concert fee, or $30k, to cash-strapped
community. In other news, it apparently costs $75k to get Little
Richard to show up, sing a couple songs, say Oooooh Shut Up, and leave.

Boy
George
institutes the "That’s not my cocaine sitting next to my
computer in my apartment" defense in drug case. Soon to be known as
Karma Chameleon defense.

Photographer
charged with battery after hitting five-year old with his camera,
pushing another out of the way in Disneyland to take pictures of Reese
Witherspoon
. Those Mickey Mouse ears are going to be real popular in
prison.

Vogue editor assaulted by PETA because violence is always the solution. Quite frankly, I think we all should be pelting pies at the readers of Vogue instead. No, I don’t need a reason to dream of such things.

"Seventh Heaven" is now officially the longest running family drama on
TV, despite the fact that you don’t know a single soul that watches it.

A Middle Eastern tv show about militant Islamists and moderate Islamists has drawn the ire of many muslims. It might be the
title…Bombs of our Lives, or was it 2 Arabs, An Infidel, and a
Bomb….or Bombs on a Plane…OR…

The 25 People We Envy Most

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"Sure they’re richer than you. And smarter. And they have more friends,
faster cars, bigger houses, and hotter dates than you ever will. And
they (mostly) have full heads of lustrous hair.* But that’s no reason
to hate them… right? For this year’s Power Issue, we eschewed the
idea of ranking dealmakers and corporate chieftains in terms of raw
corporate power and instead chose a slightly different metric: envy."

Well it looks like we found another list here for you people to groan about. Fortune Magazine has posted their ‘Envy’ list and while I envy the google dudes, I’ll take a pass on Pastor Rick Warren.[Direct Link and Gawker Post]

I hope we feel like this forever Forever, forever, ever, forever

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"Mission Impossible III: You Don’t Know the History of Electric Bugaloo. I Do"

The pot calls the kettle black as Jude Law dumps Sienna Miller for cheating. Fortunately Jude Law’s pity party will be a lonely one.

Sharon Osbourne blurs the fine line between Reality and Fiction.  Ozzy still slurs speech.

Finally, all those nights spent in your mother’s basement pretending to be in space might actually get you out of there, via  Spaceship.

Dumb: Stealing a laptop.  Dumber: Stealing a broken laptop.  Dumbest: Calling tech support for help on a broken stolen laptop.

Britney Spears cancels auction of bra on eBay because – like her singing ability – she felt it was falsely hyped.

Girl-on-girl violence on the rise on Boston’s subways.
In other news, Boston’s subway system experiences a dramatic increase
in male riders.

Blender’s top 500 songs since 1980

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001. "Billie Jean" – Michael Jackson
002. "B.O.B." – Outkast
003. "Sweet Child O’ Mine" – Guns N’ Roses
004. "One" – U2
005. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" – Nirvana
006. "Like a Prayer" – Madonna
007. "Love Will Tear Us Apart" – Joy Division
008. "Sucker MCs" – Run-D.M.C.
009. ". . .Baby One More Time" – Britney Spears
010. "In Da Club" – 50 Cent
011. "My Name Is" – Eminem
012. "The Message" – Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
013. "Fight for Your Right" – Beastie Boys
014. "You Shook Me All Night Long" – AC/DC
015. "Hey Ya" – Outkast
016. "I Want It That Way" – Backstreet Boys
017. "Super Freak" – Rick James
018. "I’m Coming Out" – Diana Ross
019. "Just Like Heaven" – The Cure
020. "The Show" – Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew

Okay my head has officially exploded…50 cent and the Backstreet boys made the top 20?  Yeah if those two made the list, I want to know why Eddie Murphy’s "Party all the time" isn’t listed here. [ONTD posts the full list]