American Idols Forget Where They Came From

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We know you think the final 24 American Idol contestants are superhuman. Sure they’re living in a fancy hotel with room service and bathrobes, hanging out with major celebrities like Ryan Seacrest and working the audience into a lather with "Heard it Through the Grapevine" or "Say You, Say Me",  but they weren’t always so wildly, incredibly, supremely famous. Unfortunately, some Idols can’t seem to remember that. Find out which Idols are letting their fame very brief window of moderate notoriety go to their head.

Nick Nolte: What Might Have Been

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I’ve been spending a lot of time lately at my new favorite website, notstarring.com. The site tells you what other actors were considered for roles made famous by someone else. For instance, David Schwimmer was considered for the Will Smith role in Men in Black. (It’s sort of like the parallel universe IMDB.) Nick Nolte seems to have had particularly bad luck: He missed out on Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Rambo, and Superman. I can’t help but wonder what Nolte’s career would have looked like if only he had made
some different choices…

Meet the Human Giant

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Best Week Ever friends Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer and Aziz Ansari have combined forces and created an unholy comedy trinity called The Human Giant.  Some are saying this might be the best giant since the Jolly Green one.

Check out their new site to see some of the funniest  videos available on the World Wide Web (Information Superhighway). 

SIZZLER: White Wins the Lohan

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Olympic snowboarder Shaun White, AKA the Flying Tomato, did what every little boy dreams of when he took home the gold at Bungalow 8. On a night when anything could happen and all odds were against him –White surpassed established players like Johnathan Rys Myers and Jared Leto to score himself one very elusive Lindsay Lohan. Elated but exhausted he later told press: "Her and I ended up meeting up at the famous Bungalow 8. It was a good time. It was a trip." White’s advice to skinny redheaded teens throughout the country is just to follow your dreams(even the sticky ones).

KFC: Finger Clickin’ Good

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To deal with all those Tivo and DVR users who fast forward through commercials, KFC has made an ad with a secret message that is "encoded such that it is only visible while the commercial is being fast-forwarded watched in slow motion." KFC is also "offering a free sandwich to those who can regurgitate the hidden phrase." Of course you also will likely regurgitate the free sandwich too, but it’s still a good idea.

Thanks to Engadget!

While You Were Reporting To Spring Training

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    has been visiting her local Scientology Center three times a day. She still hasn’t found the secret exit to escape.
  • Goodfella Joe Pesci won’t be charged for allegedly punching a fan. And if anybody asks, you didn’t see nothin.
  • Movies and TV shows that feature people interacting with cartoons have been banned in China. Roger Rabbit plans protest.
  • Hilary Swank & Chad Lowe were spotted eating lunch together. It’s assumed that Swank picked up the tab.
  • Vin Diesel is set to star in a new videogame movie. That’s one step closer to the headline "Vin Diesel set to star in videogame."
  • Jack Osbourne denies romance with Kate Moss, which is shocking because wouldn’t you think it’d be the other way around?

Access Hollywood 1984

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Today’s POST SHOW, "Persons", features a hard, cold look into an Orwellian celebrity future that might be closer than we think. 

Be sure to look out for the special cameo from Best Week Ever’s own Pete Holmes