Young Buck and Lloyd Banks arrested for weapons possession, the Anger Management tour just got angrier and they are packin’.
Pop band storms out of debut performance on BBC because presenter
called them "fat". Good thing he didn’t call them "talentless,
Darwin now going after gamers. Gamer geeks everywhere hide in the dark of their basements. Can’t Darwin just understand he had to get the POWER UP and WIN THE GAME?
Drug addict sues doctor for prescribing OxyContin and pharmacy for
filling prescription. In his defense, prescribing 420 pills per week
does sound rather excessive and quite frankly I think I would blame the Doc’ too.
Rachel Hunter likes it hot and decides to chow down on the Yin Yang Twins‘ chicken wings. Hilarity fails to ensue.
Reese Witherspoon loves to read interweb gossip. So everybody say hello give her some good ol’ Snaps!
Better to look good than to uh…read good?: School board votes to take away
$1.2 million already spent on textbooks, votes to award $1 million for
architect fees for new High school.
Workaholic? - This guy sure as hell is.
Greg the Bunny does Las Vegas – thank you baby! *hysterical*
Dude, you’re a dad – Has Spike TV crossed the line?
Movie Mistakes in 2005. – You want to know what was wrong with Constantine people? I’ll give you a hint. It starts with ‘K’ and ends in ‘eanu’.
Unglued – Why? Because we need more stick figure violence in the world.
That’s not PEPSI! Find more pictures at The Socialite. Anyone know who that man is beside her? Is that Kevin Bacon? Tell me it’s Kevin Bacon? Please. Oh god, let it be Kevin Bacon.[link]
Doesn’t he have an assistant or fangirl who can do that for him?
Just Jared takes a look at the Osbourne makeover. He’s looking good. I mean, I’d hit it. [link]
Aguilera on Britney Spears: "She’s let herself go. I can’t see a
comeback on the cards." In other news, the kettle has ended its
cease-fire with the pot.
Sinead O’Connor: "I am one of those human beings who would not be alive
today if it was not for the teachings of Rastafari." So she’s high?
That would explain everything.
Tommy Lee says he got some sweet college lovin’ at the U of Nebraska.
Ricky Williams tells Miami Dolphins fans, "I never really was away." Fans immediately ask for another drug test.
Reporter finds runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks on grass.
Tonight kicked off with the second stop of the Eugene Invitational
tour. As RAW was broadcasting from Pittsburgh, PA, the audience
wondered who Eugene’s "Hometown Hero" opponent could possibly be? H.J.
Heinz? Andy Warhol? Jimmy Stewart? Unfortunately, they’re all dead, so
we had to settle for Kurt Angle. (We can only imagine how cool it would
have been to see Andy Warhol’s reanimated corpse shuffle into the
squared circle…)[continue reading...]
TVGasm takes a look at Raw.
It may be a commercial for gum but I’m more impressed at how suave this little gnome is…(link thanks to Cynical Smirk)
Musical Hands – This guy makes NES Mario noises with just his hands. Women everywhere remain unimpressed.
New Strongbad email – Lady…ing – Ooooooooh the ladies can’t resist the cute baby brother…
Guilty Pleasures, Embarrassing Truths - "Ask anyone what their favorite movie is and you are likely to get the stock response: The Godfather. Or maybe Scarface. If you ask a woman, you might get some cr…"
MAGIC HARRY’S MUGGLE POTS.- Which pot is the Orb in? Quick flash game for the Potter-nuts.
Marc Cohn shot. Driving in Denver apparantly not as safe as walking in Memphis.
Upon learning that her Harry Potter books are the most frequently
requested reading material among detainees at Guantanamo Bay, J.K.
Rowling immediately got to work on her next novel, "Harry Potter and
the Muggles’ Jihad".
agreed to change its media plan for Star Wars: ROTS, keeping ads for
the movie out of TV shows whose primary audience is age 2-11. Selling
burned action figures apparently still okay.
Hollywood study shows that bad guys smoke more than good guys. Still no cure for cancer.
Strip club name change to "Vaginas R’ Us".In potentially related news, Geoffrey is officially AWOL.
Oh and the 40 Year-Old Virgin is on sale. Get him while he’s hot.
Ignore for a minute that this wax statue of Jessica Simpson is bound to show up on Ebay in the future and that some of the men in these photos have probably waxed off to this hunk of wax. I just want you to imagine for a moment that you could have a wax statue of yourself. Would…would you keep it for yourself or give it away? Seriously, I want you to think about this…how creepy would this be? I think I would burn it in a bonfire and watch it melt away. But that’s me and my plan would also probably involve beer and midgets. So I’m curious as to what you would do. Have more made? An army of wax statues in your likeness? Do tell. [see more creepy photos here]