"In a shocking scandal that would not be news any other month but August â€” when frankly nothing else is going on â€” Paris Hilton has split with her teacup Chihuahua, Tinkerbell.
The miniature mutt has been callously replaced with a smaller version called Bambi."
Does this mean when Paris gets too big we can replace her too? Or how about just now? Can we replace her now? [link]
Seacrest is going to co-host New Years Eve bash with Dick Clark.
Appropriate, since Seacrest’s balls haven’t dropped yet either.
"Sex & The City" creator, author collaborating on similar new
project featuring older people; thankfully the words "Bea" and "Arthur"
do not appear in link.
Demi calls Ashton her "soul mate." I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
New Kevin Bacon film featuring threesomes and lesbian scenes may get NC-17 rating for "too many thrusts". BLT: Bacon, Lesbian and Threesome sandwich anyone?
Morrissey’s Hollywood home available for $2 million. Heaven knows he’s miserable now.
Hugh Jackman turns down three picture deal to be the new James Bond,
because his wife said so. In other news, he has officially changed his
named to *Wa-tsssh* or however you spell the sound of a whip cracking.
If there’s anyone out there struggling to get through Victoria Beckham’s biography, don’t worry, she hasn’t read it either.
Or any other book for that matter, well, that’s what she recently told a Spanish journalist.
The Daily Mail claims that Posh said: "I haven’t read a book in my
life. I haven’t got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although
I do love fashion magazines."
KIDS, if Victoria Beckham doesn’t have to do it, I don’t see why you should even be in school pretending to read. In fact, stop reading all together. THESE WORDS YOU SEE, find a way to lose focus on them. It’s not worth the effort. If you want a career as successful and satisfying as being a Spice Girl, the secret is out and the time is now.[link]
Yeah…sorry. That was all I had for the ‘breaking news’ update. Well that and Madonna doing the Kabbalah dance.
"It’s Summer, so of course I’m thinking about Summer Songs. You know,
those special songs that everyone loves to hear non-stop all summer
long. Songs like "Yeah", "Crazy in Love", and "Summertime". These are
the songs that the nerds, the jocks, the sportos, the motorheads, the
dweebies, and the dickheads all love equally. These are the songs that
everyone can agree on. They can be played at your parents BBQ or at a
skinhead rally, it doesn’t make a difference. These summer songs unite
us all, until fall."
It seems Sir Laurence Olivier couldn’t keep up with Vivien Leigh’s demands of sex three times a day. Good god…Vivien, you lucky Girl. My tears don’t love you, Vivien! They blight and curse and damn you!
New reality show is like ‘Cribs’ for dictators, but with camels instead of Jaguars.
98-pound speed-eating marvel Sonya Thomas eats 11.3 pounds of lobster
meat (44 lobsters) in 12 minutes, she is definitely not a cheap date.
Monty Python’s Terry Jones hooks up with fangirl four decades his junior. Say no more!
Jerry Lee Lewis closes his home to tourists. No more piano shaped pools for you.
Midgets love basketball…and we love midgets. (yes there is a picture)
Meanwhile back in Italy, Italians love balsamic vinegar, celery and tomato ice-creams. Violet Beauregarde surrenders.
Monday’s show at the UCB Theater in L.A. is sold out. We love you, L.A!!!
Wednesday Night’s show is at 11, and features Paul Scheer, Christian Finnegan, Danielle Schneider and Doug Benson. (Greg Fitzsimmons apologizes… he’s unable to make Wednesday’s date.)
See you there!
and by Tara Reid no less. I see it, do you see it? Maybe you need to take a closer look. Poor guy…[Link]
"Is Paul Scheer always "Paul Scheer"? Are you always on? And now
for the Barbra Walters moment: Who’s the real Paul Scheer? What kind of
tree is he?
When Iâ€™m not performing or meeting new people, you can often find me crying in the dark with a bottle of Jack and a can of TAB.
Iâ€™d be one of those novelty plastic singing Christmas trees that wears sunglasses and dances when activated by music or sound."[Full interview]
BWE panelist/actor/comedian extraordinaire Paul Scheer’s interview with Gothamist is ready for viewing. What are the topics you ask? Well, lets just say they range from Best Week Ever to his newly purchased dishwasher. To learn more about Paul Scheer, be sure to check out his webpage.