Of course, Joan’s statement got me thinking… if Joan’s crotch looks like Willie Nelson, does WIlie Nelson’s crotch look like Joan Rivers? And if so, do other celebrities have a similar problem? Like, for example, does Star Jones’ look like… say… Don King? Or does Nicole Kidman’s look like Tom Cruise? Or does Madonna’s look like Don Knotts? (too soon?)
I’m putting way too much thought into this. I need to stop. Now it’s your turn: what do you think of this possible phenomenon?
Celebrities are just like us. Especially the ones arrested for arson, adultery and indecent exposure. Match your favorite stars with the crimes they committed with the Celebrity Mug Shot Match Game. You’ll be surprised at how much you have in common. We sure were.
By now everybody knows that Nick Lachey’s brother Drew won ABC’s Dancing With The Stars competition last night. The former 98 Degrees-er proved what I’ve been saying for years: Ex-Boy Band Members are much better dancers than professional wrestlers and aging retired football players. Finally, I have the proof I’ve been searching for.
The craziest moment of last night’s finale wasn’t Drew’s perfect freestyle, complete with a Dirty Dancing-esque leapfrog maneuver. Instead, it was his Brokeback Mountain joke… a joke that was deemed so "controversial" it was edited out of the West Coast feed. Want to see what all the fuss was about? Watch it here:
Scandalous! Check out some of Piper’s favorite Dancing With The Stars moments from this season after the jump.
The company Shock Absorber sells sports bras, and their website demonstrates convincingly (and quite vividly) the need for their product. If you are a size DD, I really feel for you. The whole thing is educational for men and women, but NSFW.
Guess what: you no longer have to watch an entire boring season of American Idol to listen to Simon Cowell insult people and tell them they’ll never have a career in music. Now you can find it all in one place!
Singer George Michael was arrested for possession of controlled substances. Police also found a large stash of porn, sex toys and sex masks in the trunk of the vehicle. Michael was reportedly furious that the officers wouldn’t allow him to take these "jail supplies" into his cell.
Kate Moss is now more wealthy than she was before her recent cocaine scandal. See kids, if you work hard, follow your dreams, and hoover up as much blow as possible, you too can enjoy fame and fortune.
Homophobic Clay Aiken fans reportedly want their money back now that they’ve discovered the singer might be gay. Aiken reps responded with the statement, "What part of flamboyant, girlish, Broadway-obsessed pop singer do you people not understand?"
Drew Lacheymanaged to win "Dancing With the Stars" despite not being a star.