You may be familiar with Isaac Asimov‘s first law of robots: They should not harm humans. Well, the United States government has never let a little thing like a law keep it from protecting its citizens. According to the Inquirer (via Slashdot), the United Sates army is deploying killer robots in Iraq. The robots, called SWORDS (Special Weapons Observation Reconnaissance Detection Systems), are equipped with either the M249, machine gun which fires 5.56-millimeter rounds at 750 rounds per minute or the M240, which fires 7.62-millimeter rounds at up to 1,000 per minute. Didn’t they see I, Robot? Okay, that’s a silly question. In any case, I think it’s a good idea to declare that robots are having the Best Week Ever. And on a personal note, I’d like to say that I’ve always loved robots and I would be glad to serve them in any capacity. Long live SWORDS, our exalted overlords!
Hey guys, it’s only a day old, but we’ve already gotten a ton of great Jake Gyllenhaal photoshop entries, like this one with a very pregnant (and thirsty) Katie Holmes.
Think you can do better? Well, then get your Jake cut-outs here and get started.
Email them to: BWEphotoshopContest@gmail.com.
And may the best Drunk Jakey G win.
We here a Best Week Ever love to watch young love blossom; and today we were lucky enough to discover a relationship we didn’t even know existed. Kendra Wilkinson, the sporty, peroxide-blond girlfriend of Hugh Hefner currently starring in E!’s The Girls Next Door, seems to have sparked up a close friendship with SNL veteran Jon Lovitz. One of three women belonging to the Playboy magnate, 20 year old Kendra seems to have started cozying up with Mr. Lovitz in February. How do we know? Take a look at this message Wilkinson left on Lovitz’s MySpace page.
2/18/2006 11:16 PM
that was a nice drive that we took after the party!!lololol!! you comin over tomorrow to have some fun with me??
In the past month, she’s left 3 more revealing messages that suggest Hef better watch his back. We’ve got them all after the jump…
As you may remember, Sharon Stone insisted that her full-frontal nude scene in Basic Instinct 2 should be â€œdisturbing,â€ â€œthreateningâ€ and â€œbrazen.â€ Apparently, that went for the premiere as well. The blond is not Sharon Stone, by the way, it’s Pete Burns of Dead or Alive fame.
See more classy pictures after the jump…
It was the shot heard ’round the world. Now it can be the shot heard on your iPod… backed with a funky dance beat!
Download BWE’S Do The Malanga! Remix here:
And don’t foget to check out the video version as well.
After listening to the song over 30 times, I still have no clue what Uncle Junior is saying. It doesn’t matter though; it’s not going to stop me from singing along. Gotsa a Malanga!
Based on the last season of Lost, we knew J.J Abrams was a creative producer but we didn’t know how skilled he was as a director. With Tom Cruise as his leading man in upcoming Mission Impossible III, he was faced with the awesome challenge of making the actor’s on-screen romance look believable.
Based on these production stills from the new MI III, Cruise is way more comfortable being physical with a woman under the direction of J.J Abrams, than he is in real life. More pictures after the jump…
With J.J. Without J.J.
We’ve got The Real World: Key West on in the office, and yet another group of people are having the same problems that the original cast of the Real World had: too much drinking, how to deal with the gay roommate, how to deal with the a-hole dude, who will hook up with whom, etc. But even though I’ve seen it all before, it’s still the best reality show on TV (and he first cast was the best ever). That got me to thinking: What are the five best reality shows of all time?
Here’s my list:
1) The Real World 2) The Osbournes 3) Wife Swap 4)
Celebreality The Surreal Life 5) The Newlyweds
I’m not an expert on reality shows by any means, so if you are one, send me your top five in the comments section. I want to learn.
"Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me."
Those are the words of model-slash-reason I steal my neighbor’s Victoria’s Secret catalogs, Adriana Lima, according to Page 6.
Now, Lima has dated Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter, and (I use this term loosely) rocker Lenny Kravitz. I guess they didn’t respect her choice. Idiots.
Adriana, I just want to go on record and let you know that I do respect your choice. A lot. And I agree, sex is for after marriage. So that’s why you should date me. I’ll be perfectly content with third base. I promise.
Check out some crazy (NSFW) Lima pictures over at Egotastic. And while you do, please, show some respect.
Spike Lee has mixed feelings about Condoleeza Rice. On the one hand he hates her, on the other he despises her:
â€œAfrican-Americans will have to really, really, really, really, really, REALLY analyze the Secretary of Stateâ€™s record, and get past the pigmentation of her skin,â€ he said. â€œIf we do that, I donâ€™t think we can vote for her. Iâ€™m not the spokesperson for 45 million African Americans â€¦ but thatâ€™s my right as an American citizen.â€ He laughed. â€œHopefully, that right hasnâ€™t been rescinded yet. Iâ€™m not going to vote for that woman. No. Way.â€
[A confession: I'm just posting this because I think the picture of Rice sitting alone, staring out an airplane window is somehow really funny, though I can't say why.]