Dick Cheney admitted to drinking one beer "hours before" he went hunting with a couple of friends and proceeded to shoot one of them in the face.
Now, generally one beer doesn’t do much to most people. However, anybody who’s ever attended a sorority mixer, drank with a bunch of high school kids, or funneled a beer in high altitudes while hanging upside down by their ankles off a deck KNOWS that different people handle various amounts of liquor differently. If you’re a 65-year-old man with a history of heart problems who probably takes more pills daily than Barry Bonds does over the course of his Spring Training regimen, then I’d say you probably shouldn’t risk it. Well, Dick did. And look what happened.
I think we should all breathe a sigh of relief that Mr. Cheney stopped at just one. If you use the formula One Beer = Shoot a Guy In The Face, things get pretty hairy when you extrapolate that to a night out drinking. Don’t believe me? Just check this out:
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Dick Cheney came out of his bunker to talk to Brit Hume about what happened the other day, you know when he shot some guy in the face. Apparently, Cheney said it was his fault, but Hume held Cheney close, stroked his head, and said, "There, there. You aren’t to blame. It was the White House press corps. They are to blame." Then Cheney fell asleep in Hume’s arms. Unfortunately, we didn’t get that last part.
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The sixth season of America’s Next Top Model starts in a couple of weeks (March 8), but Just Jared has already posted a whole slew of photgraphs of the new contestants. (click the thumbnail to enlarge)
You can start doing your homework on these girls at the official UPN site too.
So, who’s your early favorite? Is it Nnenna with the 4 "n’s" in her name? Is it the pouty 6’1" giant Sara? Is it Leslie, who lists "Asian" as her favorite food? Or how about Jade, the girl who admits that Martin is her favorite TV show?
I don’t know who it’s going to be, but I can’t wait to watch these girls battle it out. (For the record, I think I’ll be rooting for Gina, but only because her favorite movie is Schindler’s List.)
This month’s box-office horror hit When A Stranger Calls had it all: violence, suspense and scared babysitters. Our only complaint was that there wasn’t enough sacred babies.
Lucky for us we found one.
We have no idea what this kid did to deserve such a cruel and unusual punishment, but you’re about to see a 7 year-old get scarred for life.
A couple of days ago, this guy invented the Brrreeeport and called for everyone to say â€œbrrreeeportâ€ on their blogs so they would be listed on this Technorati page automatically. He said he wanted to "mess with the man," but he really wanted to test out blog search engines. In the process, he started the Brrreeeport Revolution.
It’s not too early to join, so type "Brrreeeport" into you blog and you might have the Best Week Ever!
Well… sort of.
Watch the brand new trailer for their upcoming film The Break-Up here.
It just dawned on me; maybe that’s what these Hollywood couples need to do. Make movies about breaking up. Every time a real life couple makes a movie about falling in love, either the movie is awful (Madonna & Guy Richie in Swept Away) or the relationship falls apart (Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut.) Maybe if these actors act like they don’t like one another on-screen it’ll force them to act like they do like each other even more off-screen.
God I’m smart. I’m off to Hollywood to be a therapist to the stars right now.
Ricky Gervais is of course a genius. And his podcasts are amazing. But what we really love is his laugh. So we put together a few clips from episode 11 that cracked us (and more important Gervais) up.
Give it a listen. (Audio only, of course!)