Lance Goes as the Crow Flies

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According to CNN, Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow are splitting up. In a statement they said, “After much thought and consideration we have made a very tough decision to split up. We both have a deep love and respect for each other and we ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very difficult time.”

We will respect that request. (Other than this post.)

Dave Cha-Poll: Loopy or Logical?

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Help us. Here at Best Week Ever, we are an office divided. No one can agree on whether Dave Chappelle was astute and well-spoken or crazy-ass bonkers during his interview with Oprah.  Check out the footage and the live blog and then tell us what you think in the comments section.

Gwyneth Paltrow Needs More Me-Time

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According to Female First, now that she’s married with children Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t get the same "me-time" as she did when she was single. "I don’t spend time I used to when I was single having a massage or a facial," says the Oscar winning actress.

Kendra Donnell, a single mother from West Buechel, Tennessee, says she can relate to the golden-tressed film star. Ever since she had her two kids, she hardly has time to work the night shift at the bottling plant, study for her GED, AND pamper herself with doctors appointments .

Dr Doesn’t Feel So Good

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Tommy Lee needs to be a little more careful about who he decides to get all handsy with, as he "mistakenly" felt up a tranny during a recent night out in Toronto.  No worries, Tom – pretty much everyone in the world with Internet access knows that you’re straight.