While You Were Verbally Assualting Your Co-Workers or Being Creative



  • Lindsay Lohan gets an intervention from SNL cast. Not a show give advice on sobering up.
  • Jessica Simpson is wearing her ring again. Marriage may be a sham, but the diamond’s not.
  • Bill Maher is a great lover according to video vixen. Fine but please don’t make me picture it.
  • K-fed is performing tracks off his new album in Vegas. Lets hope it stays in Vegas.
  • Snoop Dogg is publishing his first fictional novel about a young man from Southern California  struggling to make it in  hip-hop. But first he’ll have to learn what the word fiction means.
  • Mick Jagger may star in a new sitcom on ABC. This could finally be his big break!

“Ugly Naked Guy” Had To Come From Somewhere…


Over at the Jane blog, Lindsay Robertson has some good comments on today’s California Supreme Court ruling against the woman who sued the writing staff of Friends for sexual harassment. 

If you’re not familiar with the case, a female writers’ assistant, years after being terminated from the show, decided that many of the comments and ideas she was exposed to in the "writers room" constituted sexual harrassment, then filed a lawsuit that raised many greater questions about the appropriate nature of a creative environment. 

Luckily, by ruling against this opportunistic person, the court upheld the sanctity of the writers’ room, and I can continue making inappropriate and salacious sexual remarks to Piper all day, per usual. 

Pete Doherty Arrested Again, Again


This has got to be some kind of world record.  Troubled rocker Pete Doherty, only 3 hours after appearing in court and being spared jail time on drug charges from an arrest last month, has been arrested yet again, totally demolishing his previous personal best time of 8 hours back in January.  To give you some perspective, Bob posted about Pete’s victorious court appearance today slightly more than an hour ago, and Pete has now gotten himself arrested again.  How can we even keep up?

It’s Time For Some Kick-Ass Music


I can’t come up with words to describe what Paul posted on his blog today… so instead, I’m leaving you with this picture:


Exactly. Paul has ALL 14 TRACKS over at his blog, so go over there and download them NOW. Then sit back, pop open an Asian Experience Lightning Bolt Energy Drink and just enjoy. You know Paul is.

Paul’s Blog is the place to be. Or you can pre-order the album on Amazon. Be careful Chuck Norris… your reign as the Number 1 karate-chopping white guy go-to punchline may be over.

While You Were Counting Down The Minutes Til 4:20


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    The long running feud between Fall Out Boy and The Killers is finally over. Wannabe punk kids and wannabe hipster kids can now once again walk the streets hand in hand… to get made fun of by wannabe hip hop kids.
  • Language experts have concluded that there is no record of the name Suri meaning "princess" in Hebrew. Suri about that, Tom.
  • Halle Berry used to dream of finding a pill that could turn her white when she was a child. AS expected, the dream always involved going through Michael Jackson’s stuff.
  • At his most recent court hearing, a judge ruled that Pete Doherty will be banned from driving a car for six months. Smoking crack and shooting heroin into his veins, though, is still totally cool.
  • MySpace is streaming the new Streets album for free, while VH1 is streaming the new Goo Goo Dolls album. Congratulations to VH1 for getting behind a "hip" band to finally lose that whole "VH1 is for old people" image!
  • Jesus Christ Superstar to be staged at the second largest Nazi concentration camp in Europe. I’m not touching that one with a ten foot pole (though if I did, the joke would probably begin with "I wonder what’s playing at the largest…?)

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Gay Robot Returns!


You remember Gay Robot, don’t you?  Well, I found another clip featuring everyone’s favorite homosexual home appliance, this one taken from the show’s pilot for Comedy Central (who still hasn’t indicated if and when the show will be released):

Paul Rudd: The Wind Beneath Her Wings



When Hollywood producers need a guy who can save his family they cast Harrison Ford. But when they’re looking for a guy to be overshadowed by a female lead, they call the woman’s wingman, Paul Rudd. While Rudd is a talented actor is his own right, with an impressive comedic resume, it seems like he’s always top pick for any production where a woman needs to shine. Take his new Broadway show with Julia Roberts. Yes he’s in it too, and he’s probably pretty good, but that’s not important. This is Julia’s vehicle and Paul is there to non-threateningly enhance her glow (and her acting).

More proof that Paul’s the woman’s wingman after the jump…

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Old, Old School


Man oh man, I feel like I say it a lot, but THIS is why YouTube was invented!  Over 10 years ago, before he made Road Trip, Old School or Starsky & Hutch, filmmaker Todd Phillips directed a controversial documentary called "FRAT HOUSE".  The film’s rights were purchased by HBO, but due to legal and personal threats from its subjects, the movie was never officially released – until now.  It’s up on YouTube in several chapters, and it’s both hilarious and disturbing – hurry up and watch it before it gets pulled! (Language NSFW!)

CHAPTERS: One, two (missing), three, four, five, six, seven

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