Wednesday Quick Hits– The Ladies Only Edition

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Sienna Miller has given Jude Law six commandments to follow if he wants to be with her. Only six??? Wow, this girl is low maintenance.

Anna Nicole Smith is happy with her breasts after having them adjusted several times. Finally, Anna Nicole and I have something in common.

Speaking of breasts, Tyra Banks proved hers were real on her new TV talk show. And yes, there was a "touch test" involved. Thank you Tivo.

Keira Knightley has been dumped by her boyfriend. She’s either upset by the whole thing or just pouting to look cute. It’s too hard to tell.

Kate Moss loses Chanel and Burberry. Anybody else reminded of that "Just Say No" commercial in the 80′s where a nose snorts up a television set and a car and a surfboard or something? Yeah, it’s like that. Kinda. Right?

Fans booed Madonna and Guy Richie for not stopping to sign autographs. In other words, fans booed Madonna.

Paris Hilton enjoys lying

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One day she is going to shock the world. Just you wait…I think she has a good 5 years left to be ‘naughty’ and then she’s going to turn her life around and before you know it, she’ll be knocking on your front door with a pamphlet on how you too, can change your sinful ways. All we ask of you Paris is to be honest with us. I mean, if you have another sex tape. Cough it up…because you know we will eventually get our hands on it.  All your secrets are belong to us.[ I don't like you in that way link]

igod – repenting made easy

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Thanks to the ‘Mike Jones’ test, I know this is FAKE. There is no way god doesn’t know who Mike Jones is…No possible way. Nice try ‘igod’….nice try.[ talk to igod]

Unless of course…he knew it was me pretending to be Mike Jones…and was doing it to F**k with me.  Touche, god, touche.

Rebecca Romijn Stamos O’Connell

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That’s right people. Rebecca Romijn is engaged to Jerry O’Connell.

Since Rebecca and Jerry are arguably the most exciting Hollywood couple since Renee and Kenny, I thought we should list some highlights from their filmographies in honor of the good news.

  • Kangaroo Jack (JO)
  • Tomcats (JO)
  • DIrty Work (RR)
  • Joe’s Apartment (JO)
  • S1m0ne (RR)
  • Rollerball (RR)
  • Mission To Mars (JO)
  • The Punisher (RR)

BWE wishes the happy couple nothing but the best… and we also wish they never make another movie together after "The Alibi." Please guys? Make that your wedding present to us.

H&M cancels Kate Moss ad campaign

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Fashion giant Hennes and Mauritz has canceled an advertising
campaign using British supermodel Kate Moss following allegations she
took illegal drugs, the Swedish-based company said on Tuesday.


The company had previously said it would still use Moss in the campaign
after meeting her to discuss the publication of photos in the Daily
Mirror which the British tabloid said showed her snorting cocaine.

Moss has previously denied taking hard drugs. On Tuesday  her spokeswoman was not immediately available for comment.

I wish to apologize on behalf of Kate. She’s so used to designer products that she didn’t think of  H&M’s feelings. Next time she tries hard drugs she’ll go with a cheaper alternative, one to appeal to the masses instead of the fashionably elite crowd. When one is used to rolling up hundreds to snort one’s habit it’s hard to switch right over to dollar bills. It takes time to adjust. Crack should be more H&M’s speed. Right?[Reuters Article]