While You Were Watching Oprah



  • Jen and Brad want to move on so bad they lowered the asking price of their Bev Hills mansion to just $24.9 million. Come on, it’s a bargain.
  • Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are reportedly pregnant. We’ll refrain from making a joke here–that baby’s got enough problems.
  • Britney Spears at Mardi Gras takes a break from nursing baby, to nurse some beads.
  • Lindsay Lohan says she’s not so close to Paris or Nicole. But you know they’d so be there for each other if any of them ever needed anything.
  • Vince Vaughn is having second thoughts about relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Has nothing to do with the nose job/ liposuction reports, why?

Is Robocop Having The The Best Week Ever?


For four and a half seasons now, Jack Bauer has outsmarted every single one of his enemies on the hit show 24. Habib Marwan? Dead. Nina Myers? Also dead. Dennis Hopper? He died too… why do you think you haven’t seen him since? The point is, no matter who Jack Bauer has gone up against, he’s always ended up on top. Until this week.

Last night, Jack came face to face with perhaps the greatest force he’s ever had to deal with:  Robocop. Okay, actually it was the guy who played Robocop, Peter Weller. But that’s close enough.

Does Jack have what it takes to bring Robocop down? You remember the opening scene of the movie-- Weller gets absolutely destroyed but he manages to live through it. Do you think Jack Bauer is capable of delivering a greater beating than that? The answer:

Well, yes. He can. And in all likelihood he probably will. So that’s why I think Robocop’s having the Best Week Ever. He’s back in the public eye, he’s getting the upper hand on Jack, and chances are he doesn’t have too many weeks left to live. That has "Best Week Ever" written all over it.

Oscar Week: Which Nominee Are You?



There’s a fun quiz called "What’s Your Nominee Style?" that tells you which Oscar nominee you are most like. I took it and I’m most like Felicity Huffman ("Low-Maintenance Hottie"). It lists my "must haves" are: "Lip balm, wear-with-anything shoes, one perfect all-purpose bag and a favorite comfy sweater — and you practically invented blue jeans yourself!" It’s eerily accurate, except I have two bags: One for knocking around town and another little black one for when I got out to dinner or a party.

(Thanks to Barbie Martini.)

SIZZLER: Countdown to Katie’s Incarceration



That lovable ladies man and perpetual bachelor Tom Cruise has finally set a date to marry his one true love, Katie Holmes. While most celebrities would try to hide their wedding date from the press, we’re sure Tom wants the world to know his wedding is set for July 4th 2006. In fact, he’d like to extend the ‘save the date’ cards to the paparazzi so they can be sure to make the event . More details about the wedding after the jump…

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LISTEN UP: Your Daily Dose of the Best Music Ever


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    Stereogum is gearing up for his big SXSW brouhaha with a couple new tracks from Ted Leo & the Pharmacists
  • A catchy track from Essex Green over at BWE favorite You Ain’t No Picasso
  • Not exactly a download, but if you can’t make it to South By Southwest Music Festival in Austin this year, check out the next best thing – the SXSW Player!
  • Gorilla vs. Bear has a track from Destroyer’s amazing new album, Destroyer’s Rubies
  • The Rawking Refuses To Stop (one of the most awesome blog names ever) posted three pop gems from the relatively unheard-of, but really catchy band Track A Tiger

Collective Unconscious Watch: Danielle Fischel



We checked the yahoo buzz log to find out who was being searched for on the internet today. While the usual suspects like Keira Knightly and Scarlett Johannson made the list of buzz-worthy actresses, we were surprised to find Danielle Fischel as the #15 most searched actress on the internet. While there’s no particular reason why the nation of perverts is clamoring for Topenga from the mid-90′s TGIF sitcom Boy Meets World, we’ve decided not to judge and to simply consildate your search, with the most updated D-Fish info after the jump…

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BWE Photoshop Contest: Put Paul Anywhere!


PaulsadamWe here at BWE love Paul Scheer.  Look at that face, how could you not?

This is the first ever BWE Photoshop Contest. Below the jump we’ve included 3 Paul Scheer heads for you to play with. Now it’s YOUR turn to decide what to do with them.

Email your submissions to: BWEphotoshopContest@gmail.com

Whoever submits our favorite entry will get a prize. The deadline is March 7, 2006, so make sure you get them in before that.

Where do you want to put Paul? The options are endless…

Good luck.

See another example, and get the full Paul Scheer heads by clicking below.

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  • Smithsonian to collect hip-hop relics. I can’t wait to see the "Street Cred" and "Keeping It Real" exhibits.
  • Oliver Stone says that Madonna played Evita like a hooker. And that was a compliment! 
  • Britney‘s appearance at Mardi Gras heals all the wounds from Katrina by taking people shopping. 
  • The Bush Administration sided with Anna Nicole Smith in her Supreme Court Case. That has Karl Rove written all over it.
  • James Woods and Spike Lee are doing a pilot called Shark. Is it possible for a show to jump itself?
  • Mariah Carey coming back to the big screen. My prayers are answered! I’ve been waiting for Glitter 2 for years.