It’s not easy being rich and oh-so-very-pregnant. Britney cleans up nicely for her Elle photo-shoot where as Ms. Hedi Klum always looks fabulous. How is that even possible? Speaking of possibilities, thank god this is photo-shopped…because for at least a few months, most of us would have thought it to be a likely outcome.
Lindsay Lohan claims that she tried to end the
infamous feud between her and Hilary Duff, but, she says, she got hung
up on when she called.
â€œI called her last
week, and I was like, â€˜Do you wanna hang out?â€™ And her sister hung up
the phone on me!â€ Lohan told the magazine Australian. â€œI donâ€™t like
having enemies … and thereâ€™s the saying, keep your friends close
but your enemies closer.â€
Lindsay, did…did you try kissing her? I suggest that method be tried before making pesky phone calls. After all, she is the Most Wanted woman in North America.[MSN article]
estimated 800 supporters gathered in Washington Square Park on
Wednesday afternoon in a last-ditch effort to save New York’s CBGB, the
rundown club that helped birth American punk rock. But it was all for
"Today, CBGB’s lease expires and is not being renewed," wrote Bowery Residents’ Committee Executive Director Muzzy Rosenblatt ."[MTV article]
Find more about the CBGB’s rally at the Brooklyn Vegan.
[CBGB's Flickr tags]
[ Blondie @ CBGB Rally ]
[Talking Heads @ CBGB Rally]
[Everlast & Little Steven Van Zandt @ CBGB Rally]
[Bouncing Souls @ CBGB Rally]
on this week’s episode of "Cletus & Britney" – he wants to name
their baby "Vegas" and give him a traditional Christian upbringing,
while she’s pushing for the Kabbalah faith.
Rod Stewart gets paid $2 million for casino gig he never played. Casino owner says it was the best money he ever spent.
Japanese movie theater offers discount tickets to outspoken nerds. Just say "one ticket for a geek" at booth, and you’re in.
Two naked women swim up the set of "Lost", requesting jobs. Apparently no one felt it necessary to FILM this event, even though there were cameras probably everywhere. Perhaps a few cell phone photos will surface tomorrow. In the meantime, I smell something fishy about this…
Radiohead and Pulp combine to form wizardly super-group Weird Sisters.Well there goes Hermione Granger’s academic career.
Turkish novelist could face three years in prison, after being charged
with "insulting national character." And yet Oprah still roams free. .
some reason, a movie about kinky sex, lesbian orgies and vampires
bathing in virgin blood has managed to run afoul of the Conference of
Catholic Bishops. Note to self: See Eternal.
The entire 4th season of 24 will be on A&E during a two day marathon starting this Sunday. Guess it’s time for you people to clear your TIVOs.
Police shut down stripper auction. Strip club visitors will have to go
back to the old method of buying the girls overpriced drinks.
Scarlett Johansson tells the press that she finds Woody Allen sexier than her current boyfriend Josh Harnett. Sorry Scarlett, you’re about 8 years too old for Woody.
We’ve had to deal with a lot of high-profile celebrity breakups, but few have been as rough as the heart-wrenching demise of Laguna Beach’s
very own Jason and Jessica, also known as Jassica (or Jesson, whichever
you prefer). I know what you’re thinking. Are they really over and
done? Is there such a thing as love at first TRL appearance anymore? If
they can’t make it work, what hopes do the rest of us have?
It was a sad day of television when Jason and Jessica of Laguna Beach parted ways but thank goodness TVgasm is here for us with a tissue…and some laughs…at their expense. Enjoy.[link]
Just Jared has a few pictures from the Arrested Development shoot with Charlze Theron dressed as a "British Woman". Apparently British women dress like 1950′s Swedish women. Go figure.[link]
Schwarzenegger museum to close due to financial problems. Don’t worry: it will be back. Maybe. Okay… Probably not.
Journey keyboardist and his appendix go their Separate Ways. Band tells
Pittsburgh The Party’s Over, but hopefully We Will Meet Again.
The BBC gets into the slow news day spirit by interviewing four online game addicts.
Academics plan Springsteen symposium. Papers include "Marxist
Perspective on ‘Darkness on the Edge of Town’", "The Boss and the
Bible", "Dancin’ In the Dark: The Whitest Dance Moves Ever Captured On
and the City writer feels guilty that she only has 60 pairs of shoes.
Imelda Marcos scoffs, says wake her up when amateur hour is over.
This guy deserves his very own post. I don’t know about you people, but I want this dude at my next party. He’s the hulahoop master.[link]
Gwen Stefani says she can’t consider herself a sex symbol because she still
thinks of herself as "fat little dorky kid." I was not aware that dorky fat kids were comfortable enough to showcase their stomach at every public event. Well, I just didn’t know that until TODAY. Thank you Gwen. Thank you for showing us the light. You are an inspiration to dorky fat kids everywhere! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go grab a dingdong because it’s obviously working wonders for you.
Kirsten….Kirsten….no. Did you not see LoTR’s? He’s a pansy little elf with a bow and arrow. Sure he can run real fast and he is obviously good with his hands, but I think if we are going based on skills you should give Gimli some loving. No? racist b**ch.[I don't like you in that way has the scoop]