- Kevin Federline thinks the media’s portrayal of the way he acts is "unfair." However, he agrees that the media’s take on his horrible rapping abilities is "dead on."
- Donald Trump wants Martha Stewart to "take responsibility" for the failure of her Apprentice. Martha continues to blame her stockbroker Peter Bacanovic.
- The Rolling Stones played a concert for a million fans in Rio, resulting in record-long bathroom lines when Mick announcedit was time to "play something off our newest album."
- Nick Lachey wants spousal support, and has requested a share of Jessica’s earnings as well as "miscellaneous jewelery and other personal effects." The court was then forced to explain to Nick that he won’t be able to keep Jessica’s breasts in the divorce, no matter how hard he tries.
- The new James Bond, Daniel Craig, got his two front teeth knocked out on the set. Critics who argued that Craig was too prissy to be the next Bond smugly call their friends and say, "See. I told you so."
- Chris Robinson was allegedly caught cheating on wife Kate Hudson with a "homely brunette" long-haired hippie. Brother Rich Robinson named the Number 1 suspect.
I know that wacky and unbelievable medical phenomenons are a trademark of Grey’s Anatomy. But last night’s episode which featured a teenage girl with uncontrollable orgasms was a hard pill to swallow. We’ve accepted bellies stuffed with bombs and pregnant men, but had the "Grey Matter" writers gone too far? Especially when they made us feel bad for her? But as it turns out, they weren’t lying:
It’s been documented that "A British 44-year-old woman was prone to repeated and uncontrollable orgasms every two weeks over three years. "They were neither pleasurable nor satisfying and often came on at the wheel of a car," the doctors wrote in the Lancet medical journal. "Sexual seizures are rare and, owing to their nature, may be presented to physicians late," wrote Dr Robert Will and Dr Paul Reading of Edinburgh’s Western General Hospital."
Nope, still don’t feel bad for her.
This may sound nerdy, but I spent a great deal of the early hours of Saturday morning playing weboggle (which is exactly what it sounds like: Boggle on the web). All you do is go here, put your name in the box, then start playing against a bunch of other people. There aren’t a lot of fancy graphics and you don’t get to kill anything, but once you start, I guarantee you’ll find yourself saying, "Just one more game and I’ll stop" about a hundred times.
I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy and my Tivo just caught up to real time, so instead of watching those commercials (shudder), I decided to write something about McSteamy’s beard. It’s horrible.
I just saw the end. No, George, nooooooo!
HEADLINE: Mascot Mayhem: Tree Suspended, Alcohol Cited (you have to read this one) (The Stanford Daily)
NATURAL DISASTER: Michael Jackson’s Katrina Song Said Ready (Breitbart)
THE ‘YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE ALREADY UP’ WAKE-UP CALL: Kristin Cavallari’s Get This Party Started has been cancelled after 2 weeks (The Futon Critic)
MORE PROOF THAT WE LOVE YOU, JOHNNY WEIR: This video (YouTube)
You spent all day working, we spent all day sucking all the juicy bits out of the pop culture orange:
Bob says goodbye to Dick jokes with a song…
- Debbie Rowe or Katie Holmes: Who got the better deal?
- You can learn a lot from celebrity sex tapes if you watch enough of them.
- Tony Danza converts to Judaism to save his show?
- Another Bourne Identity? Let the punning begin! I’ll start: It’s a role Matt Damon was "bourne" to play.
- The Olympics continue on NBC. Be the first one to watch!
- What’s more deadly: the Seinfeld curse or the Dharma curse? CBS plans to find out.
- Kanye West thinks Tony Blair doesn’t care about urban people.
Have a great weekend!
- Unlike me, some of you knew Django Reinhardt before Woody Allen’s Sweet and Lowdown. But if you’re still equating him with Sean Penn, check out the real thing in this rare video from wfmu blog. Said to be one of the greatest jazz guitarist ever, the real Django was missing a couple of fingers, so it is fascinating watch him play.
- Also check out Ellis Regina’s De Marco (The Waters of March)another video from FMU that makes the Girl from Ipanima seem like an amateur.
- The Queen of Memphis soul has stolen my heart. Carla Thomas’ What a Fool I’ve Been is perfect for slow dancing in the basement of some seedy bar in southside Chicago in the 1950′s or so I’m told. (thanks Tricky Brains)
- It’s writer’s week at moistworks and writer Sam Lipsyte has selected Lonley Boy by Andrew Gold. This 70′s power ballad gives new meaning to the phrase AM Gold. Lipsyste says he included it "because my babysitter used to torture me with it and because it is a case study of what happens when a robot, passing as human, enjoys a flourishing career as a session man and then lands a solo deal."
- The Voom Blooms are a four piece band from the UK that sound kind of like the Libertines. Check out Politics and Cigarettes, a song that one blog-critic calls "a future classic rock anthem."
And you thought Star Wars couldn’t get any gayer. I kind of hope that this will be the last Brokeback parody… but you know what… something tells me it won’t be.
- Gay cowboys Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal will appear on Will & Grace to continue beating the dead gay horse of Brokeback Mountain jokes.
- Today is Paris Hilton’s 25th birthday. Spank something.
- Was Dick Cheney really hunting for beaver when he shot his friend in the face last weekend?
- AOL is facing criticism for listing "gay and lesbian" as a musical genre on their online music site. Maybe they just didn’t have space to write out "Coldplay".
- Nicole Richie curses the fame she worked so hard to get.
- I think it would be awesome if George Clooney bought back his old Batman suit and wore it to the Oscars, in order to remind people that the star of Batman & Robin is nominated for 3 awards. Joan Rivers’ head would explode.
In Paris, ABC’s Bachelor Travis Stork is a handsome, sensitive, debonair gentleman.
But at McSwirley’s Pub, he’s just T-bone.