"The Christmas lights of a house flashes in synchronization to a song."
Oh how I wish he were MY neighbor. I am looking forward to seeing what his song choice will be this year.[milk and cookies video]
Xenu is probably getting all the good stuff and the likes of us will be stuck with buying them the crappy gifts. Thanks a lot Xenu.[just jared post]
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life. But let it be known that there is no conceivable way that Scorpion could beat Ryu.[Watch now]
Okay, put as much stock into this as you would any story that you hear about a friend of a friend of a friend. But still, IF this IS true… good stuff.
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Us Weekly has learned exclusively that Jennifer Garner , 33, has given birth to a baby daughter. Sources confirm to Us that Garner, whose due date was December 8, had her labor induced at an L.A. hospital. The actress is married to Ben Affleck, 33. ”They induced last night,” a friend of the couple tells Us. ”Ben was with her the entire time.” [continue reading]
BWE congratulates the happy couple. Now let’s go celebrate! This calls for some Starbucks!
This is definitely the coolest short I’ve seen in quite sometime. And the animation puts Chicken Little to shame. If you enjoy massive amounts of computer generated bloodshed, then you should click here. However, if you don’t enjoy massive amounts of computer genderated bloodshed… well then I just don’t know what to tell you.
Link from Screenhead.
It’s time to remember Pope John II in miniseries form! Jon Voight and some German dude star. Two popes? What is this Avignon? (yes, that’s the most intelligent joke you’re ever going to see here. don’t get used to it.)
Evidently hip hop has an â€œimageâ€ problem. That’s crazy. In other news, DMX is sentenced to 7 days in jail.
Enrique Iglesias lashes back at rumors that he has a small penis. Maybe heâ€™s not the Hero that he claims to be.
Tara Reid might be dating Paris Latsis. I’m guessing this is a bogus story because the source describes Reid as a â€œstunning actress.â€
Are you having a hard time coping with the Nick & Jessica breakup? So is this guy. Check it out.
And here’s the new #1 thing I never thought I’d see in my lifetime: 50 Cent at a bat mitzvah.
Listen, my Bar Mitzvah was pretty cool. I had a DJ, dancers, games, prizes, and an open bar that I was too young to take advantage of. But this one totally trumps mine. 50 Cent, Aerosmith, Tom Petty… come on. That’s not fair.
Check out WWTDD for more pics. And don’t kvetch.
Just Jared has more Christina Aguilera wedding photos than you can shake a stick at. Of course, I’m not sure why you would shake a stick at them… but hey, you can give it a shot. I won’t judge.
I like the new pretty, classy Christina. If she would have tied the knot during her dirrrty days she probably would have jumped into the cake naked and rubbed icing all over her body. On second thought…