Wednesday Morning Quick Hits

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Alec Baldwin has been picked for a PETA award. Sure, that makes sense… who can out act /  humanitarianize (???) Alec Baldwin?  He’s the greatest actor / humanitarianizer that uh…ever lived.

Writer claims ‘Lost’ was his idea, but we understand the Donnelleys have a bone to pick with him.

American Idol star Bo Bice undergoes emergency surgery. Apparently,
they found some remaining talent in him and had to get it out.

Eric McCormack
ponders the end of NBC’s "Will & Grace". Television
viewers nationwide shocked and saddened to learn the show is still on
the air.

In an interview with Steve Carrell reveals he’s not really 40. At least he understood to use Kelly Clarkson as a profanity.

Indian tribe plans to open glass-bottomed skywalk 4,000 feet above the Grand Canyon.  What could possibly go wrong other than that people might actually perceive the nature of their gambling debts

Spin
magazine
builds rock and roll Frankenstein from the 25 best body parts
in music
. Strangely Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen’s arm didn’t make
the list.
 
Eva Longoria refuses to date other celebrities claiming that they all have slept with one another at some point. No wonder she didn’t get an Emmy nomination.

Finished? Feel better? Good. Now head on over to the GoldenFiddle for some more juicy news.

24-Seven

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Raji, an East Indian convenience store owner,
conspires to fool people into thinking that he is a yokel from the old
country. In reality, he is as American as Lincoln. The
turban-and-accent routine is only to fool the public into thinking that
they’re silly and harmless. In reality, they have a much more sinister
purpose.

Stay Fresh people.[watch now]

Tuesday Afternoon Quick Hits

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Steven Seagal personally defeats numerous plants from around the world, harnesses their power to concoct new energy drink.

Michael Moore follows Roger Ebert’s footsteps and starts the Pritikin Diet. DeFede spotted leafing through the brochure.

Bruce Willis signs on for psychological thriller "Perfect Stranger" Unsure if he will play Balki or Cousin Larry.

Crocodiles now come GPS enabled. I, for one, welcome our new Reptilian Overlords.

Ashlee Simpson’s Plans to Move to Ashgabat are Dashed to Pieces.

HotorNot + Google Maps = Hot People by Zip Code

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I think the google map craze has gone a little too far.  I have to say I was shocked to learn that Hot or Not is still kicking around the web. Anyway, all you have to do is enter your zip-code and your sexual preferences and you’ll be shown a list of people to rate or blackmail in your area. Lets bring back the year 2000 folks![link]

Top 100 “Hunks”

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Okay Brad Pitt, Jude Law and Johnny Depp I get. What I don’t get is how Benicio Del Toro and Robbie Williams make the top 10. I would just like to go on the record that…this s*** is b-a-n-a-n-a-s.[link]

I’d also like to think that if we aren’t following the rules of picking actual "hunks" for this list, I would like to submit a late candidate. This guy is so hot..[Video spoof  may make you lose your appetite. For that I'm sorry.]

Hey Brad

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Hey Brad
Sometimes you’ve got bigger problems than a
gun-weilding maniac. Like printing. (2:00)[link]

This video is a little goof on the IBM tech crisis commercials.

Link thanks to:
Screenhead

Tuesday Morning Quick Hits

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AP says "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" should have another hyphen between
"40" and "Year,"
proving that anal retentiveness doesn’t get you laid
either.

Garth Brooks to sell his music exclusively through Wal-Mart, proving indeed, he does have friends in low places with low prices.

Olivia Newton-John
finds she’s hopelessly devoted to a boyfriend that hasn’t returned from fishing trip. She better shape up!

Tom Sizemore
now has online porn site; "Shaving Ryan’s Privates" not yet a feature. (link to article…not site. You’re welcome.)

Former Rider of Lohan defends Lindsay‘s hate for all things food.

Scarlett Johansson was involved in minor car accident outside Disneyland, not hurt due to cushioning of two fully-deployed airbags…*snicker*

Barbara Streisand
, puts her plans for finding the Triangle of Xenthar on hold, debuts new song against the Iraq War.

Deadheads want Jerry Garcia on a postage stamp.  USPS worried Deadheads won’t take stamps off their tongues.

Bulletproof iPod?

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"After his iPod was crushed to death in his pocket, jammed against the
handrail of one of those famously cramped Japanese commuter trains, one
enterprising guy has taken protecting his iPod to the extreme: a
veritable vault milled from solid aluminium."

No word yet on whether 50 cent has got his in the mail yet…but I think it’s just a matter of time.[link]