Friday Afternoon Quick Hits

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The 10 most embarrassing sex scenes.  Yours didn’t make the list because it was just creepy and awkward.

Carlos Santana likes to "calibrate" his personal assistants, if you know what I mean.

British royalty not amused by soft-core porn movie that features Princess Margaret blowing something other than her royal stipend.

French company selling books out of vending machines.  Snickers expected to be bestseller.

Winery
names wine after hurricanes. I hear it really blows. hardy har har….

Jennifer Aniston
invites none of you to the pants party.

Dear Ford employees, the high price of fuel for my yacht has prompted
more layoffs than originally planned. Sincerely, Elena Ford.

Snoop Dogg building successful youth football league in Southern California. Gives kids hope of being the next Randy Moss.

(THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME: 2005 EDITION

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It has been about one year since the release of the original Top Ten Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics, and it is just as popular as ever. Despite the endless cascade of praise, criticism, and death threats — and the fact that Horgh has become the patron inverted-saint of Ruthless Reviews — I’ve been reluctant to compile another list. But, alas, the demand is just too high. And so is the volume of totally pathetic source material. So, with some help from the Ruthless Forum Black Metal Horde, I proudly present:(THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME.

Best. scariest. picture. collection. ever! So frightening. So ridiculous. so completely unnecessary.[link]

A sneak-peek inside of what could be Jessica Simpsons new 10 million dollar home

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The sprawling hilltop villa in the Hollywood Hills features a dramatic swimming pool, fountains and open air theatre. The home she reportedly looked at with husband Nick has a European feel with painted frescoes on several ceilings, decadent column pillars and grand courtyards. It also boasts grand sweeping staircases leading up to the front door and spectacular views of LA.

Must be nice. This following link will give you a glimpse of Jessica Simpson’s real estate tastes. I’d gladly come over and baby sit that pool. Call me, guys![link]

Can you dance?

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What is it?

Inspired by Matt Harding,
YouTube
is proud to present our first monthly video contest. Each
month, users may submit videos with the contest tag of the month.
Viewers may browse the contest entries by searching for the contest
tag. At the end of the month, the YouTube staff will review all the
submitted videos and choose the winner.

A great way to wake up this morning is watching these guys dance up a storm. I recommend you watch first the dance that inspired the contest first to see what it’s all about, followed by this Napoleon Dynamite entry. Then again, most of these videos are worth checking out and will probably result in you forwarding them to your co-workers/friends and remember entries are still rolling in. Enjoy.[video link page]

Friday Morning Quick Hits

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Captain Kirk demands Rick Berman be exiled to Ceti Alpha V.

Eminem in Rehab;  Dr. Dre says, "Slim Shady, you a basehead."

Xena the Warrior Princess to visit Battlestar Galactica. Fanboys weeping in ecstasy currently unavailable for comment

Nude Jude, hardly a prude, screwed by crude pics that rudely intrude and prove his lewd dude was not in the mood.

Lois Lane protests against the war in Iraq.  By… becoming a US citizen?

U.S. Customs computers crash at airports after being hit by worm,
forcing highly trained TSA employees to process travelers by hand,
including Irish tourist Ben Laden O’sama.

Aliens prefer to use advanced technology to help a guy with a farmer’s tan get laid.

Get Your Daily Pink On

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This is just a reminder that you should be checking Pink is the new blog every day for updates. Trent has been a Best Week Ever favorite for a long time and it’s about time Trent  gets some linky loving. It’s Pink, It’s witty, It doesn’t require a lot of heavy reading and it’s beyond fabulous.[Link]

Some Thursday 4:20 Quick Hits

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Kanye West calls for an end to gay-bashing.  Gays and homophobes alike wonder who Kanye West is…

Horse that tried to kill Madonna was gift from husband.  Questioning into justifiable homicide charges to commence in...3…2…

Randy Moss admits he uses marijuana "every blue moon"; In other news, Ricky Williams buys a telescope.

This story has it all…"the clown punched him in the face and kicked him several times".

Meet Sheba The Wonder Dog. She can calculate square roots, knows how
many engines a P-38 has and tracks Matt Lauer in her spare time (with
video). I, for one, welcome our new canine overlord.