and don’t piss it off either.
Why in all that is sacred would you want to take pictures of it anyway? (Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I’m not hurting Kirstie Alley’s feelings. When you name your show ‘Fat Actress’ you know what’s coming.)
Anyway, I don’t think that’s her– that’s the thing that ate her on that "very special episode" of Star Trek. This is how I will always remember my Vulcan Lt. Saavik:
But then again, if you want more of the beast then go here.
Oh and speaking of beasts, Brandon over at The Superificial dug up an old Titantic size photo ( which is totally not safe for work) this afternoon.
Hose happy pictures thanks to:
First of all, don’t pretend like the title of this post didn’t have you grinning from ear to ear.
Hasselhoff + Paper Airplanes = comedy gold
Make yours today and make sure to play the Night Rider theme song while you fly it around your office/classroom/bedroom.[link]
I’m often amused by the little things. String, broccoli, buttons, Tom Cruise attacking Oprah with lightening bolts….it’s the little things in life we should cherish.[link]
Daily Show: Rob Cordry explains drop in tourism since 9/11
My life would be incomplete without this video saved on my laptop.[watch now]
The Wedding Crashers wont hit theaters until July 15th but the promo-whoring has already started. However I can’t complain when they produce quality skits such as this MTV spot. Hilarious. If you already saw it on mtv, watch it again anyway.[link]
Link thanks to:
Wanna see where ParisÂ² live? Don’t pretend not to be a little bit curious… I personally expected more mirrors and maybe a stripper pole in the party room.[link]
In completely unrelated news, Tom Cruise unexpectedly passed away today, only days before his 43rd birthday. Once again I feel I should remind you that I believe everything I read on the internet. So naturally this means two things, this report is 100% accurate and Xenu is pretty frikkin’ pissed off.
Adventures of the new-moneyed classless bitch from hell.
Ah. Bryan had I not discovered your weblog I would never have known that "beauty will never exist without the ugly" (a must read). Nor would I have had the courage to call a "wrinkly" old woman nicknames like MatronAirForce 1.
I have one thing to says, sashay shante, shante, shante, shante. [link]
Jack Nicholson, not a dull boy, rewrites his threesome scene in the upcoming Scorsese film The Departed. "Jack didn’t feel there was enough Jack in his character" and apparently "Jack" involves snorting cocaine off a partner’s buttocks and dildos!
Tom Cruise‘s squirt-happy pranksters are out on bail and promised to sacrifice their water guns over to Xenu as a peace offering, immediately.
Chris Martin is honoring his baby Apple, by getting a tattoo of her name. Strange, usually when I honor apples I just go ahead and take a big bite out of the middle…
Saddam Hussein is addicted to Doritos and thinks fondly of Ronald Reagan.
…I got nothing for that last one. So I will just carry on with the links.
Cardinal Sin dies, Satan surrenders.
Family Guy movie will be released straight to DVD September 27th. Oh that is freakin’ smurf. That is freakin’ smurf…
PETA tries to stop Shrine Circus. Next on list: Santa Claus and his reindeer.
DNA on McDonald’s Burgers link 3 men to a robbery. Sample said to be found in the special sauce…
Harry says Sally can’t fake ‘em anymore. Here comes the science.
Cannabis-based painkiller now available in Canada. Side effects include munchies, urge to listen to Jimi Hendrix.
Japanese inventors unveil ultra-lifelike robot. In other news, Rick Deckard was arrested at a sushi stand, reportedly brought in for one last job.
Ben Affleck channels Kevin Federline. You think you’re excited now, just wait until they get matching mullets.
Ladies…ladies… you’re doing your pregnancy all wrong. THIS is your moment. If you carry a baby in the womb, the man responsible for it must play "fetch the hormonal angry pregnant lady whatever she damn well wants and do it with a smile" game. It’s a 9 month long game, you can’t lose and it’s fun for the whole family…
On a crowded subway, the leering eyes of a dirty
old man lock onto an attractive young woman. He wants her. She knows
it. She taunts him. But what deep secret does she hide?
Just in case subways didn’t scare you enough already.[watch now]