William Shatner To.Sell.His.Kidney.Stone.

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WILLIAM SHATNER is hoping to persuade medics who removed his kidney stone to
hand it over so he can sell it on auction site eBay.
The actor, who played CAPTAIN JAMES T KIRK in STAR TREK, claims the stone
will become "the ultimate piece of Star Trek memorabilia".

Dude, we trekkies, have our limits.

Uh…wait..yeah you’re right… no, no we don’t. Who wants CAPTAIN KIRK’S KIDNEY STONE? Step on up! God bless Canadians![Female First Scoop]

The Lindsay Lohan Story

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In brief: just for the hell of it, an otherwise-ordinary civilian named Jason Lewis learns that Lindsay Lohan is staying at the Soho Grand, where he happens to be drinking at the bar. Being a prankster, Lewis leaves his name, a message and a number for Lohan. Lohan, thinking the Jason Lewis who has left word is the same Jason Lewis of Sex and the City fame, returned the call. And so a week of thrilling text messaging begins, culiminating in a climactic resolution at — where else? — Bungalow 8.

And this, people, is the reason why you should check out Gawker everyday. What a story!

Read the rest of the Lewis / Lohan saga here.

A girl has to keep her options open don’tcha know…

Mischa’s Barton*

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*and by "Barton" we mean "nipple"

Eagle eyed OC viewers may have noticed something different about last weeks episode. Seems things got a little nipply in Orange County.

Now people wonder: will the FCC get involved? And to that, I say this– PEOPLE! What’s wrong with you??? We sat through 10 seasons of Dennis Franz’s fat naked ass on NYPD Blue and nobody complained, but now we see a quick flash of a grainy nipple and it’s time to cal the FCC??? What am I missing here? What happened to the good old days when it was COOL when a nipple popped out? God I miss the 90′s.

TVGasm has the OC video in Quicktime 7. If your computer can swing it, watch the video of the incident here.  I just hope we, as a nation, can make it through this.

/moves to Europe

X Box 360 Launch Party

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Uh..when I think of the xbox I really don’t associate Jenny Garth, Paris Hilton or that damned Kimberly Stewart. Who is to blame for this party? When in doubt, always blame Bill Gates. It’s probably his fault anyway…[Perez Does the Xbox]