Baby Jessica, whose dramatic rescue from an abandoned Texas well was televised across the country 18 years ago, got married in a private ceremony, People magazine reported on its website.
Jessica McClure married 32-year-old Daniel Morales outside Midland, Texas, Saturday in a small chapel.
According to our sources, Baby Mellissa is still on the market.
Check out this interesting theory about Brad Pitt’s seeming fondness for re-creating himself in the image of his lovers:
When not playing with his knob, showing off his nodding moves and doing strange tribal dances, K-Fed has been working hard on his parenting skillz. When Kevin recently took his infant son Preston in to get his ear pierced, big momma Britney apparently rushed to stop her brain-dead husband from blinging up the baby.
Britney reportedly complained that piercing Preston’s ear would seem "trashy" – and coming from her, it would be hard to get any trashier without being in a landfill. I guess Kevin’s dreams of turning his child into Vanilla Ice will have to wait another day.
Hereâ€™s our favorite moment from our favorite program, The Tony Danza Show. Watch it now!
Pink Is the New Blog has it on good authority (official fan club) that Britney Spears is promising to come back "remixed, re-inspired, and refocused" in 2006. You hear that, Arctic Monkeys?
Over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized for cutting herself on a broken teacup. Apparently she had just gotten out of the shower (in Bryan Adamsâ€™s house) and was wet. And covered in lotion. Sheâ€™s also been hospitalized for asthma, and for fever, headache, and exhaustion. So todayâ€™s question is: What will land her in the hospital next?
(Please answer in the comments section.)
BWE’s Pete Holmes is all about helping out. He’s that kind of guy. So if you’re in college and you have trouble sleeping, this is for you.
The most important thing I learned in college was how to sleep. I’m not even sure what my major was, but the sleeping skills I learned living in the dorms will stay with me forever.
Read the whole thing here. Hopefully Pete’s next column will focus on how to sleep with somebody in college. Just a thought Pete, just a thought. We’re listening.
After the very public ousting of Source Magazine’s CEO David Mays and president Ray "Benzino" Scott, the embroiled magazine has settled on a new editor, Jeremy Miller.
Best Week Ever did a little digging into Mr. Miller’s past and discovered the new editor may have actually played Ben Seaver on the long running sitcom Growing Pains. With the advent of this new editorial position that promises gang wars and violent feuds, it’s clear that Miller– unlike co-stars Kirk Cameron and Chelsea Noble–has been Left Behind.
Rick Moranis has recorded a country-western album. This is so many types of AWESOME that its level of AWESOMENESS is completely incalcuable. Even Stephen Hawking would be baffled by the prospect of explaining the comprehensive awesomeness of this news. He’d be all like, "I dunno, I give up – this is just simply so freaking AWESOME!"
On this day in 1925, Johnny Carson was conceived because his parents had no late-night television to watch. This was also the day that Carsonâ€™s father coined the phrase â€œHeeeeereâ€™s Johnny,â€ which he said to his wife.
Also conceived today: Pele (1940), Michael Crichton (1942), "Weird" Al Yankovic (1959)