Thursday Morning Quick Hits

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Stephen Baldwin credits The Lord for curing him of materialism.  Well…that and Biodome.

Courtney Love reportedly fails drug test. In other news, the sky is still blue.

Cosmopolitan
Magazine
turns 40. Has swelled to an unsightly 106 pages and the same
old monthly surveys are starting to sag. Panic setting in.

Lindsay Lohan pens songs about ordeal with father entitled ‘You take away my appetite.’ and ‘sometimes you just make me so angry’.

Jamie Lee Curtis slams cosmetic surgery, continues to endorse gender reassignment surgery.

DOES TECHNORATI HAVE A LIVE SHOW? I DON’T THINK SO

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Best Week Ever’s
Live show
, after a killer run at the UCB theater in NY, is heading left — or
west, however you want to look at it.
 
Next week, we’re
doing TWO shows at the UCB Theater in L.A.

 
August 15 Features
Paul Scheer, Doug Benson, Danielle Schneider and Paul F.
Tompkins

 
August 17 features
Sheer, Schneider, Christian Finnegan and Greg Fitzsimmons
 
Come see them both
– just TRY to figure out which show is better.

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Afternoon Quick Hits: Turtle Power

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Ninja-Turtles face deportation. Howard The Duck unavailable for comment, may be next.

Jackass star Johnny Knoxville likes show tunes…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

The FCC
set to launch federal investigation into Sonys "Pay to play"
scheme that subjected millions of Americans to the cruel and unusual
punishment of hearing Avril Lavigne and Jessica Simpson.

$65 million stolen from Brazilian bank over weekend. Danny Ocean wanted for questioning.

JLo blames strong family upbringing for her failed marriages, anything to help us take attention off her bum.

Airline passenger confesses to writing bomb threat on a gum wrapper.  Will now get a chance to blow Bubbles in the big house. Authorities said it was still funnier than anything Bazooka Joe ever said.

Entourage screen tests

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"Cute ad campaign for HBO’s Entourage, in which less than A List celebs
appear in “screen tests” of scenes from the show. Hear unlikely people
like Pat Morita say unlikely things like “shit” and “fuck” and
“residual check.” If the real show actually used Pat Morita and Gary
Coleman like this, we’d actually watch the show."

Let Screenhead hook you up with Entourage screen tests today…[Link]

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits

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Young Buck and Lloyd Banks arrested for weapons possession, the Anger Management tour just got angrier and they are packin’.

Pop band storms out of debut performance on BBC because presenter
called them "fat". Good thing he didn’t call them "talentless,
first-class whiners".

Darwin now going after gamers. Gamer geeks everywhere hide in the dark of their basements. Can’t Darwin just understand he had to get the POWER UP and WIN THE GAME?

Drug addict sues doctor for prescribing OxyContin and pharmacy for
filling prescription. In his defense, prescribing 420 pills per week
does sound rather excessive and quite frankly I think I would blame the Doc’ too.

Rachel Hunter likes it hot and decides to chow down on the Yin Yang Twins‘ chicken wings. Hilarity fails to ensue.

Reese Witherspoon loves to read interweb gossip. So everybody say hello give her some good ol’ Snaps!

Better to look good than to uh…read good?: School board votes to take away
$1.2 million
already spent on textbooks, votes to award $1 million for
architect fees for new High school.