Best of Tuesday Linkage

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Gnomenookie
Gnome Nookie

It may be a commercial for gum but I’m more impressed at how suave this little gnome is…(link thanks to Cynical Smirk)


Mario

Musical Hands – This guy makes NES Mario noises with just his hands. Women everywhere remain unimpressed.


Strongbadlady

New Strongbad email – Lady…ing – Ooooooooh the ladies can’t resist the cute baby brother…


09689871733


Guilty Pleasures, Embarrassing Truths
- "Ask anyone what their favorite movie is and you are likely to get the stock response: The Godfather. Or maybe Scarface. If you ask a woman, you might get some cr…"


Mugglepots


MAGIC HARRY’S MUGGLE POTS.- Which pot is the Orb in? Quick flash game for the Potter-nuts.

Tuesday Quick Hits

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Storycohnfile

Marc Cohn shot. Driving in Denver apparantly not as safe as walking in Memphis.

Upon learning that her Harry Potter books are the most frequently
requested reading material
among detainees at Guantanamo Bay, J.K.
Rowling
immediately got to work on her next novel, "Harry Potter and
the Muggles’ Jihad".

Lucasfilms

agreed to change its media plan for Star Wars: ROTS, keeping ads for
the movie out of TV shows
whose primary audience is age 2-11. Selling
burned action figures apparently still okay.

Hollywood study shows that bad guys smoke more than good guys. Still no cure for cancer.

Strip club name change to "Vaginas R’ Us".In potentially related news, Geoffrey is officially AWOL.

Oh and the 40 Year-Old Virgin is on sale. Get him while he’s hot.

Wax on?

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Ignore for a minute that this wax statue of Jessica Simpson is bound to show up on Ebay in the future and that some of the men in these photos have probably waxed off to this hunk of wax. I just want you to imagine for a moment that you could have a wax statue of yourself. Would…would you keep it for yourself or give it away? Seriously, I want you to think about this…how creepy would this be? I think I would burn it in a bonfire and watch it melt away. But that’s me and my plan would also probably involve beer and midgets. So I’m curious as to what you would do. Have more made?  An army of wax statues in your likeness? Do tell. [see more creepy photos here]

Monday Moring Quick hits

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ABC News Anchor Peter Jennings has passed away due to lung cancer.

Kevin Costner
wants to make "The Bodyguard" sequel with Jessica Simpson. In related news "sequel" is code for "have sexual relations with".

Old and busted: The Vagina Monologues.  Up and coming: The Holy Phallus.

Mel Gibson asked to give Aussie children nightmares by staging crucifxion on World Youth Day.

Man
shot in leg
while attempting to photograph Britney’s baby shower. In a
related story, all them years Cletus spend possum huntin’ finally pay
off.

The cheerleaders put their skills to work with the help of Kimmie Gibler.

Tonight Ricky Williams will be as close to the NFL Hall of Fame as he’ll ever be.

"I want halllllffff Eddie!": Oomfufu files for divorce.

Monday Morning Linkage

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This Jailbird’s Dead
Rating: 5.59/10, Views: 17120

Probably the worst thing you could do to your cellmate.. well there was a draft and nobody wants a draft[Watch (nsfw due to ads on the side of the site]


Whosebad


Who’s Bad? I’m guessing we are supposed to think he’s bad. Bad to the bone…


Impossible_field


Impossible Field – Snazzy Adidas ad. If soccer was like this in real life, I have a feeling more people would be inclined to tune in.


Googlemaps


Google Maps (Specs Spot) - Cops – Great commercial for Google Maps.