Tuesday Afternoon Quick Hits

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Leonard Cohen is going broke, may have to hock Famous Blue Raincoat.

Catholic priest defends Marilyn Manson concert: "How could Manson turn
young people into satanists and drug-addicts in the two hours of his
act". He’s right, it takes at least 2 and a half hours at the very least.

Couple claims James Cameron stole ‘Terminator’ idea. Cameron sends
warrior back in time to take care of the problem. But wait…if couple never existed, how could Cameron
steal the idea? Wouldn’t that mean the warrior never existed, either?
Oh crap, I’ve gone cross-eyed.

Christopher Walken’s PR rep. smashes our hopes and dreams.

I think this may be the only time 50 cent and I will agree on anything: 50 cent to Nelly "If you gon’ spend $5 million on diamonds, you’s a damn fool." Word dawg, word.

Gary Coleman still a virgin? Whatch’oo talkin’ about, Willis?

Shaun Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy Combs running out of permutations of his
name
– soon to be referred as "The Artist We Never Ever Cared About".

McDonalds finds new way to make you fat, sexless, and depressed; Couple to be married at local McDonalds. 

Best of Tuesday Linkage

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Comic Strip Generator by Thirdframe Studios is a great way to waste your day(s) away and a great way to get fired from work.  Go out in style.

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How to be Loathsomely Repellent to Women – Everything you ever wanted to know about being 100% girlsex-free.


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Cool Things – New Homestar Runner Cartoon.


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Sin City Flash shoot ‘em up game – addictive even if it’s older.

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Karate Master – Highly entertaining for some reason.

Tuesday Morning Quick Hits

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And when she’s walking, She’s looking so fine, And when she’s talking, She’ll say that she’s mine. Uptown Girl Christie Brinkley returns to the modeling world for CoverGirl. In other news, Billy Joel is still out of work. Good luck with that Billy.

Bobby McFerrin decides to take some time off work to stop worrying and concentrate on being more happy.

Keira Knightley loves it when director Tony Scott calls her names like "Nasty bitch". She likes to be bad. Bad only for Tony… How very naughty. In similar news, Paris Hilton knows she’s a dirty girl and takes three baths a day.

Get me to watch Ashlee Simpson on SNL once, shame on you. Get me to watch Ashlee Simpson on SNL twice, shame on me.

Finding a virgin in Hollywood is harder than finding a straight man at a Johnny Mathis concert.

Van Halen suing Baltimore Orioles for $2 million.  Eddie reportedly pissed at Rafael Palmeiro for not sharing his stash.

Holy Cannoli,I just don’t think it gets any lamer than
this folks: Donald Trump has started an online university/blog. I suggest you start with the comment section. Flame him good and hard. Show him how tough the internet is…*reminder* Be sure to attach an "owned" tag to your comment upon posting.

The first half of Family Guy‘s season 4 is to be released on DVD this November. Be sure to pick up a copy of that along with FOX‘s other hit show "Fast Animals, Slow Children."

Does Todd Meister still

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Remember Nicky Hilton’s super-short marriage to Todd Meister? Well it might be possible that Todd spends his days at work googling images of little Nicky, pining over his loss. Yep. This livejournaler posted to Oh No They Didn’t recording her workplace encounter with Todd. Once again, I must remind you that EVERYTHING you read on the internet is true and that I’m sure this story is a 100% genuine account of her day.[link]

True or not, I laughed. Sorry Todd.

Paris Hilton replaces another friend

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"In a shocking scandal that would not be news any other month but August — when frankly nothing else is going on — Paris Hilton has split with her teacup Chihuahua, Tinkerbell.

The miniature mutt has been callously replaced with a smaller version called Bambi."

Does this mean when Paris gets too big we can replace her too? Or how about just now? Can we replace her now? [link]

Monday Afternoon Quick Hits: The Last of The Famous International Playboys

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Ryan
Seacrest
is going to co-host New Years Eve bash with Dick Clark.
Appropriate, since Seacrest’s balls haven’t dropped yet either.

"Sex & The City" creator, author collaborating on similar new
project featuring older people
; thankfully the words "Bea" and "Arthur"
do not appear in link.

Demi calls Ashton her "soul mate."  I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

New Kevin Bacon film featuring threesomes and lesbian scenes may get NC-17 rating for "too many thrusts". BLT: Bacon, Lesbian and Threesome sandwich anyone?

Morrissey’s Hollywood home available for $2 million. Heaven knows he’s miserable now.

Hugh Jackman
turns down three picture deal to be the new James Bond,
because his wife said so. In other news, he has officially changed his
named to *Wa-tsssh* or however you spell the sound of a whip cracking.