Idaho Blows

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"
I hate Idaho drivers.  I know, I know, everybody has a local horror story
about bad drivers,
but until you’ve experienced the lofty heights of ineptitude of an Idaho driver,
kindly shut the hell up.  I’ve done a fair amount of driving around the
states, and people from Idaho take the cake.  If you see some dips** holding
up traffic for miles, there’s a good chance that the driver is from Idaho.
Just look for this stupid plate"

Maddox is back doing what he does best, hating. This time he is devoting his hate to all things Idaho. No potato is safe.[Maddox Post] *may not be safe for work due to language*

iDoom, uDoom, we all Doom for iDoom

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"iDoom is a Doom port for iPod that is built from the source code id software released in 1997.
        The goal for the iDoom project is to make a fast and nice looking Doom port for iPodlinux, that gives you the maximum possible Doom experience."

I for one, welcome our new idoom playing, subway riding, overlords.[idoom]

Thursday Morning Quick Hits

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Singer k.d. lang files suit against her former manager, alleging fraud
and theft of millions of dollars, and capital letters from her name.

Martha Stewart
claims she "cannot be destroyed", goes on to add "Luke, I am your father".

Lead singer of the Darkness buys copy of his own album, later demands refund.

Ozzy
to perform for Queen Elizabeth.  Grand finale expected to include biting off Prince Charles’ head and riding his Horse.

Kobe Bryant to be a dad again, claims sex was consensual.

Lindsey Lohan
about to elope with Jared Leto. Because Paris Hilton ran
off with an Olsen twin ex-boyfriend? No, really. May also hit head,
catch amnesia, solve murder, and be replaced by someone else next season.

New mayor elected in Hillsdale, MI. First items on platform include
‘losing virginity’, ‘finding a prom date’ and ‘moving out of mom’s
house’.

Paris Bangs

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TMZ.com captured video of Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos involved in an accident outside L.A. hotspot Element early Wednesday morning around 2:30 a.m. Also in the car were Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewart’s daughter, and Talan Torriero, star of MTV’s “Laguna Beach.”

Watch the video here. (From Celebrities.com)

I’m no drivers ed instructor, and I’m not sure how people drive in Greece, but I’m pretty sure it’s not a good idea to attempt to drive while covering your head with a jacket. Especially after a couple of drinks. Come on Talan, you went to Laguna… you should’ve known better than to get in the car with that dude.

Defamer Link

Perez Hilton Link

Christian Finnegan Interview

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"Comedian Christian Finnegan won’t reveal his age, but his humor displays a boyish willingness to go wherever the laughs take him, whether that means kissing a chimp for a photo op or turning childhood bullies, vacation fights, or buying a vibrator into onstage material. Even though he’s a fixture on the alternative comedy circuit in New York and performs at clubs across the country, the stocky, Boston-bred Finnegan is best known for his television roles as "Chad" on Chappelle’s Show and his recurring gig as a pop culture commentator on VH1′s Best Week Ever. Finnegan proves that his comedic talent isn’t lost in translation as he emails Gothamist about hecklers, crowd work, and embracing his inner "jock asshole."

Gothamist’s very own Rachel Kramer Bussel interviews Best Week Ever‘s Christian Finnegan. Check it out![Gothamist interview]

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The Baby Review

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"once watched Madison’s father stumble out of a dive bar with a leathery
old whore so he could sodomize her in the back seat of his Jetta. Back
then, I thought I was witnessing the final, sordid aria of my friend’s
operatic downward spiral, but what I could never have predicted was
that his true denouement would be less Icarus, more common animal dying
in the woods."

Your source for informed, insightful evaluations of recently disgorged humanity.[the baby review]