On TV: I’m With Stupid

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According to Reality Blurred, the ratings for Skating With Celebrities improved 183 percent over Arrested Development. To some, this might suggest that Americans are morons, but I don’t think that’s true. People watch TV to relax and have a good time, so if they would rather watch a bunch of fading stars compromising their dignity for one last shot at the spotlight than an innovative scripted show, is that really so bad? Life is hard enough without having to prove how smart you are every time you turn on the TV.

Is George Clooney Having the Best Week Ever?

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Speaking of George Clooney, this week he was nominated for an Oscar for his acting, directing, and his writing. Plus, he’s not fat, can drink again, and is shooting a French coffee commercial almost as we speak!

Oscar Nominated Clooney is a Winner in Jerry Penacoli’s Eyes

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George Clooney, who’s nominated for three Academy Awards this year, charmed Extra’s Jerry Penacoli in an interview after the nominations were announced early yesterday morning. According to Extra online, George joked about Penacoli’s bright blue tie, saying "The tie is waking me up, I’ll tell you that."

Penacoli was reportedly delighted by Clooney’s playful egging and was overheard after the interview bragging to friends that "while we’re not best, best friends, he would totally say hi to me on the street now if I saw him."

Best Summer Ever?

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What do Matt LeBlanc and BWE’s Modern Humorists have in common? They were both captured on tape by this screaming tourist.

Well, that, and they both love the movie Ed. But seriously, who doesn’t?

Finders Keepers

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Lindsay Lohan has recently sufferend yet another mishap in the series of unfortunate events that she calls her life – she lost her personal diary.  LiLo and her handlers are terribly concerned that her deepest, most intimate secrets might somehow fall into the wrong hands and further tarnish the starlet’s spotty reputation.

Luckily, the journal fell into the right hands.  Ours.  See some of the juicier excerpts below!

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But Mom, It’s For A Good Cause!

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A group of 17 year old girls from Eitorf, Germany stripped for a fund-raising calender in order to raise money for their end of year dance.

The girls came up with the idea after the school announced it did not have any money left to pay for one. Headmaster Werner Teubler, 55, said: "I was not happy when I heard what the girls were doing, but you can’t control what they do in their free time."

On a related note, the school has dropped it’s junior and senior math requirements to provide more free time for its students.

Corn Flakes: Your Essential Inessentials

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  • Marilyn Manson is set to play Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll in an upcoming movie. It’ll be the first time Manson ventures through the looking glass as opposed to just snorting rails off it.
  • Lucy Liu is touring Pakistan. Specifically areas of the country that were shaken like a polaroid picture.
  • Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is set to star as herself in the upcoming film Poseidon. No word yet on whether her lovely lady lumps will make a cameo.
  • Katie Holmes fears for her unborn baby, proving that maybe… just maybe… there’s hope for her yet.
  • Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq next year as a troop commander. Let’s just hope he packs the right uniform.
  • Destiny’s Child reunites! Ladies, how are we supposed to miss you if you don’t go away?
  • Brad Pitt wants a gay movie role. Actually, wait. Brad Pitt starred in Meet Joe Black. That should read "Brad Pitt wants another gay movie role."