Family Guy Clip: Peter on Ecstacy. Everything here is fantastic, folks.
This man would destroy you at Tetris. There is no way you are better than him. I’m willing to bet he’s never seen the light of day or touched a woman but he will destroy you at Tetris and really if you think about it… that’s quite an achievement and probably than risking getting cancer or aids anyway.
Supersize me with Whiskey. – We here at Best Week Ever do not condone drinking Whiskey in a super-sizing manner. In fact, we don’t advise you drink whiskey at all… but we do think you should watch this spoof by the Whitest Kids on Morgan Spurlock’s award winning "Supersize Me" documentary.
Greatest Collection of Want Ads Ever – A few great entries here worth glancing at. (thnx Transbuddah)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show in
30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies - Another flash moment brought to you by Angry Alien.
Boss Hogg Blogs – He was southern born to dirty sharecroppers and raised up poor as a skinny pup sucking on a old dry tit. This is his website. Lets just say he is not exactly Jessica Simpson’s biggest fan. Scroll down the blog for more hilarious entries.
Robot Johnny (a talented freelance illustrator) provides us with another installment of Celebrity Haikus.
As cool as they are
those things must be a nuisance
The real answer to
â€œWhatâ€™s eating Gilbert Grape?â€ is:
â€œHis giant motherâ€
Those of you who were unfortunate enough to miss out on the Harrison
Ford edition should catch up now. Maybe he takes requests. Just
please no TomKat haiku requests…that’s all I ask. With that said, ask
Date Me Natalie is a site run by a man who wants nothing more in life but a single date with Sen. PadmÃ© Amidala. Why post it? Because you’ll probably get a chance to see him weep in front of Ms. Portman one day soon as he is making the interview rounds as of late.
"I’m asking for one date with Natalie Portman. I’m not asking to marry
her. I’m not asking for a week’s vacation with her. I’m not asking to
exchange love letters with her. I want one conversation with her, in
person. I’ve decided to ask for this through a website presenting my
argument about why I feel this is worth Natalie’s time."
Natalie. Use your stunt double again. I wont tell. The empire and your secret will be safe with me. I pinky swear. If not for his happiness do it for our entertainment.[link]
This image was sent around in a forward and just in case any of you missed out, it had to be posted. It’s just too haunting to ignore…
The next World Beard and Moustache Championships will take place in Berlin, the capital of Germany, on October 1, 2005. [learn more here...]
I’m posting this today to do all you guys… and hairy girls… a favor. It’s time to buckle down and start growing that facial hair so you can compete with Karl-Heinz Hille, the 2003 champion that’s looking to defend his title.
I’m warning you, this guy is good. So start training, and maybe, MAYBE, you’ll take the home the coveted title. It would be the biggest upset since Daniel Larusso beat Johnny Lawrence in the All-Valley karate tournament. Best of luck.
Sweep the leg, Johnny! Yeeeeaahhhhhhh!
Sienna Miller finally dumps Jude Law, conveniently forgetting that he cheated on his former wife with her.
Oscar voters get an extra week to deliberate. This is not expected to help the Fantastic Four‘s chances at all.
Kate Moss has been spotted with Johnny Knoxville. I guess when your last boyfriend was a heroin-addicted rock star the guy from Jackass actually looks kind of stable.
Jessica Alba was a frail, asthmatic, obsessive compulsive child with throat cysts. I’d still hit it.
Tom & Katie are about to get some company. Nicole Kidman is moving to Beverly Hills to be near her ex-husband. And to give Katie career— I mean, marriage— advice.
Doonesbury does something and some people get upset. I think. I have no clue. Doonesbury is so boring I can’t even read something about Doonesbury.
Liz Phair announces the release date of her upcoming album/disaster. It drops on October 4, and it’s called "Somebody’s Miracle." And it will be a miracle if anybody buys it.
Sydney Bristow: Pregnant. Jennifer Garner to be a pregnant spy on Alias. Because even Marshall couldn’t figure out a way to cover this one up.
This commercial for Alan Cumming’s new fragrance is the funniest thing he’s ever done… and that’s including Spice World. This commercial is absolutely amazing.
My only complaint with the site is, when you click on the areas that haven’t been built yet, it says "Coming soon" instead of "Cumming soon." Come on, Alan. Once you start Cumming, don’t stop Cumming. That’s just rude.
[Watch Commercial Here]
Singing in the Rain Mint Royale Remix
Break dancing with trash is the new hotness. Get onboard this train and ride it. *shakes head* I am so not hip. While you’re at it, have you seen this remix that was used in the VW Commercial? If not be sure to check out both links. [link]
Oh and if that bores you maybe you’ll have more fun creating your own virtual stripper. I know, I did.
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Paul McCartney gets by with a little help from his friends – claims George helped him write a song from beyond the grave.
Christian critics say Jessica Simpson video is "too sexy". Claim they were just watching it for "umm…research".
Voltron is coming to the big screen. No word on the Sven vs Alura blue lion controversy
Was Owen Wilson the key to the Wes Anderson phenomenon? Personally, I believe every movie should have a little bit of the O factor.
Terrell Owens will show up to training camp but will not be happy if he fails to get a new deal. In other news, Terrell Owens leaves a trail of slime that glows in the dark.
Mel Gibson to write, direct, produce new movie in Mayan language. Hollywood surrenders.
Trying to remain relevant, TV Guide changes magazine’s format . They just couldn’t keep up with writing a synopsis of all 19 million shows on 5000 channels.
Sienna Miller strikes back with a vengeance with that dude who played an elf and a pirate in training, Orlando Bloom. She doesn’t cancel the engagement, but instead gives Jude Law a quick and very public taste of his own medicine. The Sun was there, of course, to capture what could be revenge– or just a friendly snuggle session that we will fully blow out of proportion.