I predict two upcoming celebrity cat fights…
Part I: "No way They are not coming to my party" - Lindsay Lohan talking about the Simpson siblings. What started over Wilmer just wonâ€™t stop. Let’s just hope that Duff doesn’t get involved, because this has to the potential to turn into an all out battle roy-al.
Part II: "I’m not some crazy, Tara Reid-esque party girl. I want to be in this for the long run." -Lindsay Lohan on Tara Reid. I bet Tara would be offended if she wasn’t too out of it to understand.
Stevie Wonder’s wife gave birth to the singer’s 7th child on Wednesday. The baby boy looks just like Stevie… or at least that’s what they’re telling him.
Victoria Beckham came to the defense of her pals Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes saying, "It’s for real alright. Tom and Katie were all over each other when we were at his house. They were massively in love by the looks of things.â€ She added that "all they really wanted was to ziggy-zig-ah," but to the best of her knowledge, 2 did NOT become 1 that night.
Keanu Reeves married in LA? Whoa! Whoa? Whoa….
Britney Spears was reportedly spotted buying infant clothes for a girl. Some people think that means she’s having a girl, while others just look forward to Britney trying to squeeze her ass into them like she used to.
Tom & Katie, bad to the bone.
It looks like this mission just got a little more impossibler…
Katie went on to say that riding on the back of a motorcycle with Tom Cruise isn’t nearly as scary as riding shotgun with Chris Klein. Aww snap.
This kid has skills. Even if he doesn’t know how to read he could still impress the ladies with his mad breaking dancing skills. I am also about 59.2% sure this kid has no bones.[watch now ]
While we are digging up oldies, check out matrix style pingpong. The year 2003 was a great year, I can’t wait until VH1 shows it some love. I could watch this every day and still be amused. Click it Neo… click it.
What do you get for the couple that has everything, including matching names?
Well, I guess you just have to check out Paris and Paris’s Macys gift registry to find out.
I have a hard time believing this is real. The woman had no clue what a Walmart was 2 years ago, so I think it’s safe to say Paris wouldn’t be caught dead in Macy’s.
But just in case it is, I would like to draw attention to a few humorous items on the registry for your viewing pleasure:
1) Heart shaped muffin pans
2) bed sheets with a mere 350 thread count.
3) a flowered duvet.
Wow, that’s so cute! Paris and Paris are just like us… only billionaires. And icky.[see registry here]
"In a move straight out of the Naomi Campbell playbook, actor Russell Crowe was arrested early this morning for allegedly assaulting a New York City hotel employee with a telephone. The Academy Award-winning actor, 41, was hit with a felony assault count and a misdemeanor weapons possession rap, according to the below Criminal Court complaint.
Sure, you knew about this already, but have you seen Crowe’s police report yet? You have to give it to him, the man knows how to promote a movie.
Watch Lindsay Lohan’s new video "First", from the Herbie: Fully Loaded soundtrack.
[Just watched the video] I’m sorry, but did Lindsay just say "I want to come first" over and over and over again? That must be one hell of a Love Bug.
Must. Get. Mind. Out. Of. Gutter.
It seems like the last season of "Six Feet Under" concluded decades ago (thanks HBO!), but thankfully Entertainment Weekly brings you up to speed on those wacky funeral directors, the Fishers.
So what do I think is going to happen during the show’s final season? David & Keith are going to bicker, Nate & Brenda are going to yell, Claire is going to sulk, Frederico is going to stammer, Ruth is going to cry, Billy is going to freak people out, and George is going to to lighten the mood by repeatedly telling stories about his days working with a talking pig in Babe.
Oh yeah, and people are going to die.
That’s all I got.
Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds. Presented by bunnies.
To those of you who have never seen a film in re-enacted by bunnies in a mere 30 seconds before, I suggest you watch all of the Angry Alien videos. Just scroll down the page to find the other 30 second bunny films. This is something you just have to see.[watch now]
Who wouldn’t want to buy Danny Tanner’s fruit cup? Unfortunately, the bidding is over, and the fruit cup was able to nab an astouding $3.01. That’s fine by me, I’ve been saving my money for a Dave Coulier Boboli pizza anyway.
[Check out Saget's fruit cup here]
Sh…Sh…Sharapova. Liquid Generation’s ode to Maria Sharapova. I’m so going to be singing that song all day. Shar-A-Pova! For more saucy pictures, hit up the Superficial.