What do you get for the couple that has everything, including matching names?
Well, I guess you just have to check out Paris and Paris’s Macys gift registry to find out.
I have a hard time believing this is real. The woman had no clue what a Walmart was 2 years ago, so I think it’s safe to say Paris wouldn’t be caught dead in Macy’s.
But just in case it is, I would like to draw attention to a few humorous items on the registry for your viewing pleasure:
1) Heart shaped muffin pans
2) bed sheets with a mere 350 thread count.
3) a flowered duvet.
Wow, that’s so cute! Paris and Paris are just like us… only billionaires. And icky.[see registry here]
"In a move straight out of the Naomi Campbell playbook, actor Russell Crowe was arrested early this morning for allegedly assaulting a New York City hotel employee with a telephone. The Academy Award-winning actor, 41, was hit with a felony assault count and a misdemeanor weapons possession rap, according to the below Criminal Court complaint.
Sure, you knew about this already, but have you seen Crowe’s police report yet? You have to give it to him, the man knows how to promote a movie.
Watch Lindsay Lohan’s new video "First", from the Herbie: Fully Loaded soundtrack.
[Just watched the video] I’m sorry, but did Lindsay just say "I want to come first" over and over and over again? That must be one hell of a Love Bug.
Must. Get. Mind. Out. Of. Gutter.
It seems like the last season of "Six Feet Under" concluded decades ago (thanks HBO!), but thankfully Entertainment Weekly brings you up to speed on those wacky funeral directors, the Fishers.
So what do I think is going to happen during the show’s final season? David & Keith are going to bicker, Nate & Brenda are going to yell, Claire is going to sulk, Frederico is going to stammer, Ruth is going to cry, Billy is going to freak people out, and George is going to to lighten the mood by repeatedly telling stories about his days working with a talking pig in Babe.
Oh yeah, and people are going to die.
That’s all I got.
Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds. Presented by bunnies.
To those of you who have never seen a film in re-enacted by bunnies in a mere 30 seconds before, I suggest you watch all of the Angry Alien videos. Just scroll down the page to find the other 30 second bunny films. This is something you just have to see.[watch now]
Who wouldn’t want to buy Danny Tanner’s fruit cup? Unfortunately, the bidding is over, and the fruit cup was able to nab an astouding $3.01. That’s fine by me, I’ve been saving my money for a Dave Coulier Boboli pizza anyway.
[Check out Saget's fruit cup here]
Sh…Sh…Sharapova. Liquid Generation’s ode to Maria Sharapova. I’m so going to be singing that song all day. Shar-A-Pova! For more saucy pictures, hit up the Superficial.
Theme: Pinocchio 9 –Celebrity caricature.
"Feral Colin" by tylart:
I think I had shop class with that guy. Scary. [More celebrity photoshop fun here] I just made the Elijah Wood one my background. Which one is your favorite?
Russell Crow got all antsy in his pantsy again and threw a phone at a hotel employee. Sadly, he didn’t even have the dignity to give a cheesy movie line like, "It’s for you!" while chucking it. Come on Russ, we expect more from you than that.
Bobby Brown’s prerogative seems to include skipping out on a court date and getting a warrant issued for his arrest. If you don’t think his upcoming reality TV show is going to be the best thing ever, you’re on crack. Or he is. Or both. Probably both.
Brad Pitt had a 14 year old girl break into his hotel room nine years ago to spy on him & Gwyneth. Apparently Gweyneth was just laying there… which doesn’t surprise me at all.
Turns out MTV viewers want movies with skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills… Napoleon Dynamite cleans up at the MTV movie awards. Oh wait, they don’t air until Thursday, right? Umm…. spoiler alert.
Angelina Jolie tells the press that her mother allowed her to live with her lover at the age of 14. See, and she turned out nice and normal, right? Take that Dr. Spock.
From Chapter 6 of my bestselling novel "Things I Would Never Pay $500,000 Dollars For": A nude picture of Kate Moss.
And finally… wait. Hold on one sec. Go back to the Napoleon Dynamite thing. Isn’t Napoleon an MTV Film? I smell scandal! Developing…
I just spent way too much time playing this game. There are already 235 movies currently in their game database and it’s growing a quickly. How well do you know your movies?[play now]