Mr. Sulu has caught the gay, probably from the poppies on Alpha III, but fret not as I’m sure Bones will find cure in the last ten minutes of the episode. On a serious note, that episode where Sulu runs down the Enterprise’s
halls shirtless, oiled and waving a sword, will never be looked at
the same way again. Ever. [yahoo story]
A lover’s quarrel.. "Sigfried you b**ch! Ztop it, you are upzetting zee tigers-s-s-s-s.
As if "Lost" couldn’t get any weirder, "Requiem for a Dream" director Darren Aronofsky to direct an episode. Charlie’s begun shaking again already.
Johnny Depp gives crack-addicted Kate Moss something any sensible person would: a mirror.
Bad: Getting caught masturbating on the job. Worse: Doing it to porn you’ve downloaded onto the company computer. Worst: You’re a cop, on duty, in your patrol car, and it’s the police laptop you are using.
Are diamonds really a girl’s best friend? For such a tiny little thing, we sure ask our husbands to be to spend a lot of money on it. I can think of about 480,000 better ways to spend the money. Then again Eliza Doolittle did say "Sing me no song! Read me no rhyme! Don’t waste my time, Show me!" Pfft. Well I know for a fact J-Lo said love don’t cost a thing.[ONTD's post on Engagement Rings of the stars]
So long as her parents don’t go and interfere with this relationship and he doesn’t go off and obsessively build her their dream house, Allie and Noah actually have a chance. Wait. Never-mind. I was thinking of The Notebook. Well…still…I hope one of them doesn’t get deported back to Canada, I want this one to work damnit.[Pictures of the happy couple thanks to egotastic!]
A few weeks ago I was talking with my roommate.
I can’t remember what it was about, but somehow the topic of carrots
came up. Now, my roommate is a friggin genius about all things medical
and conspiratal. If it involves the two together, he is a super genius.
Don’t even get him started about how the government is rigging football
games to control the population, because it will blow your mind.
So yeah, carrots. He tells me that if someone eats a whole lot of
carrots, they will turn orange for a while. I find it hard to believe,
but he is always right about such things. It’s also important to note
that he doesn’t actually specify how many carrots or for how long one
would turn orange. For all I know at this point, it could be following
the, "you are what you eat" principle and turning you into an actual carrot."
I don’t think you can call this a ‘brilliant’ plan but it does sort of makes you thank the internet for allowing us to see others do stupid things for our reading enjoyment from the comfort of our own bedroom/office/cubicle/basement. [orange man's site]
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Sure if we listed anyone’s boyfriends/girlfriends for the past 10 or so years, the list might wind up being rather long… but the news is lacking today and it’s fun to pick on witches. I mean women. I mean celebrities.[JJB picture post]
Tori Spelling to judge dog costume contest after winning it three years in a row.
People upset that 50 Cent‘s new movie promotes gun violence, costs more than 50Â¢ for admission.
Rapper DMX faces prison time for violating his parole. Considers filing
insanity plea because y’all gonna make him lose his mind up in here.
Postcards of bikini-clad beauties frolicking on Rio‘s famed beaches may
soon be banned in effort to discourage sex tourism. Blame it on Rio.
List of TV’s top 10 scariest characters includes Chris Griffin’s closet monkey. However the list is totally invalid because it doesn’t include Roseanne or the sight of Dennis Franz naked self on NYPD Blue.
Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant again, unsure whether to name this one Kumquat or Kiwi.
Headline from the future: Only two episodes left in America’s Next Muppet, and I just can’t decide between Triumph and Bo Bice.
CBS appoints the head of CBS sports as its new ‘News Chief’, promises
to bring new meaning to the phrase "And boom goes the dynamite".
The Bird flu has now been found in Croatia. Luka makes up with Sam, hops on plane, cures
bird flu, and is back in his apartment drinking Bud before the late news.
is giving up ownership of Chipotle with an IPO scheduled for next
month. Analysts say the shares are an even better investment if you
smoke a joint first.
"I watched "The Goonies" last night – I can’t believe it’s 20 years old.
We *loved* that movie so much as kids. It was on HBO all the time, and
I think we watched it everytime it came on. Brand and Stefanie were my
favorites. I like Stefanie’s quote: "Oh, this is terrific. This is
great. I feel like I’m babysitting except I’m not getting paid." And
when the fish jumps out at her. Funny."
Take a look at this post concerning the classic movie Goonies and see what the actors look like today.[goonies goodness]