Madonna Hates Attention

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"I’m not obsessed with publicity or celebrity anymore. I think it’s all
a lot of shit. I had it and it didn’t make me a happier person."

Madonna? Attention whore? Never. I’m sure dating Dennis Rodman had nothing to do with attention seeking and everything to do with sweet sweet love making. Or that time she made out with Britney and Christina? Totally a love connection. One day they will reconnect…Guy Richie is just a temporary thing. Her babies need a dad-da.[I dont like you in that way post]

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE NEXT LINK:

Madonna’s new tour videos. (Thanks to ONTD)

What has Bryanboy, Le Superstar Fabuleux been up to lately?

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"As any tourist spot in the world, there were HORDES and HORDES of
tourists and I know this goes without saying, they all look fucking
hideous. H-I-D-E-O-U-S. Hahahahahahahaha!"

Have you been keeping tabs on Bryanboy lately? No? Well he’s on vacation in China and he’s documenting the whole thing on his blog. I highly suggest you head over there and say hello. Be sure to tell him he’s by far the best dressed tourist  ever to grace the wall of China.[What would Bryanboy do?]

William Shatner To.Sell.His.Kidney.Stone.

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WILLIAM SHATNER is hoping to persuade medics who removed his kidney stone to
hand it over so he can sell it on auction site eBay.
The actor, who played CAPTAIN JAMES T KIRK in STAR TREK, claims the stone
will become "the ultimate piece of Star Trek memorabilia".

Dude, we trekkies, have our limits.

Uh…wait..yeah you’re right… no, no we don’t. Who wants CAPTAIN KIRK’S KIDNEY STONE? Step on up! God bless Canadians![Female First Scoop]

The Lindsay Lohan Story

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In brief: just for the hell of it, an otherwise-ordinary civilian named Jason Lewis learns that Lindsay Lohan is staying at the Soho Grand, where he happens to be drinking at the bar. Being a prankster, Lewis leaves his name, a message and a number for Lohan. Lohan, thinking the Jason Lewis who has left word is the same Jason Lewis of Sex and the City fame, returned the call. And so a week of thrilling text messaging begins, culiminating in a climactic resolution at — where else? — Bungalow 8.

And this, people, is the reason why you should check out Gawker everyday. What a story!

Read the rest of the Lewis / Lohan saga here.

A girl has to keep her options open don’tcha know…

Mischa’s Barton*

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*and by "Barton" we mean "nipple"

Eagle eyed OC viewers may have noticed something different about last weeks episode. Seems things got a little nipply in Orange County.

Now people wonder: will the FCC get involved? And to that, I say this– PEOPLE! What’s wrong with you??? We sat through 10 seasons of Dennis Franz’s fat naked ass on NYPD Blue and nobody complained, but now we see a quick flash of a grainy nipple and it’s time to cal the FCC??? What am I missing here? What happened to the good old days when it was COOL when a nipple popped out? God I miss the 90′s.

TVGasm has the OC video in Quicktime 7. If your computer can swing it, watch the video of the incident here.  I just hope we, as a nation, can make it through this.

/moves to Europe