Okay, so you’re done with the turkey. You’re done with the football. You’re done with the shopping. What’s left???
Well, now it’s time to vote for who YOU think is having the Best Year Ever. Just CLICK HERE and click on the Vote Tab and make your voice heard. It’s just like the real election, only with more likeable candidates and your vote actually matters. What a great deal!
So VOTE NOW, and make sure to tune in to Best Year Ever on December 9th. Of course, to tide you over we have brand new episodes of Best Week Ever, so make sure you tune into those too (like tonight at 11, for example). You don’t want to miss it!
This year, let Foamy be the first person– I mean thing– to let you know how sick he is of the holiday season. Unless you’re yuppie scum. Then he probably wouldn’t want to talk to you.
Watch the Foamy X-Mas Rant here.
We here at BWE are about to get educational on your ass. I just wanted to warn you up front.
While you’re stuffing your face with turkey and cranberry sauce and gravy and ham and whatever else you stuff your face with, you should be very thankful. Why? Because if it wasn’t for some politically incorrect farmer a few hundred years ago, we would all be celebrating with a Thanksgiving FAST and not a FEAST. Chew on that.
If you want to learn more, pick up The Compleated Autobiography by Benjamin Franklin. And impress your friends.
Okay, we’re done being smart and responsible now. Bring on Lindsay Lohan!
Attendant: â€œYou only gave me a dollar?â€
Shrew: â€œJesus! Itâ€™s Thanksgiving. Be nice. F***!â€
And she drove off. Yes. I swear it wasâ€¦ I kid you notâ€¦ Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria. [full story here]
There you have it. The official kick off the holiday season: Eva Longoria cursing off a parking attendant. Now it’s time to start shopping.
Story from Defamer.
Thanksgiving, a time for reuniting with family members and scaring the living shit out of them. Since bringing a hooker home and introducing her as your fiancÃ© gets pretty expensive after a couple of hours, we’ve come up with a cost effective way of making your mother cry. Just write the following entries into a journal and leave it lying around the house for concerned relatives to stumble across.
I’m sure most of you don’t need any help scaring the living s*** out of your parents during the holidays, but just in case– here you go.
Play your cards right and you won’t just scare them over Thanksgiving, they’ll be scared for many holidays to come. [From Cracked.com]
Check out this hilarious telethon, hosted by BWE’s own Christian Finnegan. You’ve heard the expression before, but this is legitimately FOR the birds.
Enjoy the clip, written and produced by the wonderful Billy Eichner. Watch it here!
I’ll take the one on the left. What about you?
(Pic from D-Listed)
Definitely the best Mash Up of the year. Barney… Tupac… together at last.
Now we all have to sit back and wait for the inevitable Notorious B.I.G. / Teletubbies pairing. Then we’ll get a REAL East Coast/West Coast thing going on here. With costumes. Imagine?
Watch the video here.
This site will keep you busy for minutes! Have fun with it. Now granted, it doesn’t sound good when they sing… but neither does Ashlee Simpson, and that’s never stopped us from listening to her.
Let them sing it here.
At this point Christina Aguilera has to be asking herself, "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO BEAT BRITNEY????" Christina gets married, has a ridiculously expensive wedding, takes some beautiful wedding photos and what happens? Britney gets the cover and she’s squeezed into a little box on the upper right hand corner!
Nice job People. If Christina goes on a rampage now, it’s all YOUR fault.
Pic from A Socialite’s Life