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Singer k.d. lang files suit against her former manager, alleging fraud
and theft of millions of dollars, and capital letters from her name.
Martha Stewart claims she "cannot be destroyed", goes on to add "Luke, I am your father".
Lead singer of the Darkness buys copy of his own album, later demands refund.
Ozzy to perform for Queen Elizabeth. Grand finale expected to include biting off Prince Charles’ head and riding his Horse.
Kobe Bryant to be a dad again, claims sex was consensual.
Lindsey Lohan about to elope with Jared Leto. Because Paris Hilton ran
off with an Olsen twin ex-boyfriend? No, really. May also hit head,
catch amnesia, solve murder, and be replaced by someone else next season.
New mayor elected in Hillsdale, MI. First items on platform include
‘losing virginity’, ‘finding a prom date’ and ‘moving out of mom’s
Celebrities move at lightning speed! If it’s true, I bet you she delays the engagement when she sees his recent nose hair growth.[i don't like you in that way post]
Pink always makes Wednesday less craptacular…get your update on.[Pink is the new blog link]
TMZ.com captured video of Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos involved in an accident outside L.A. hotspot Element early Wednesday morning around 2:30 a.m. Also in the car were Kimberly Stewart, Rod Stewartâ€™s daughter, and Talan Torriero, star of MTVâ€™s â€œLaguna Beach.â€
I’m no drivers ed instructor, and I’m not sure how people drive in Greece, but I’m pretty sure it’s not a good idea to attempt to drive while covering your head with a jacket. Especially after a couple of drinks. Come on Talan, you went to Laguna… you should’ve known better than to get in the car with that dude.
"Comedian Christian Finnegan won’t reveal his age, but his humor displays a boyish willingness to go wherever the laughs take him, whether that means kissing a chimp for a photo op or turning childhood bullies, vacation fights, or buying a vibrator into onstage material. Even though he’s a fixture on the alternative comedy circuit in New York and performs at clubs across the country, the stocky, Boston-bred Finnegan is best known for his television roles as "Chad" on Chappelle’s Show and his recurring gig as a pop culture commentator on VH1′s Best Week Ever. Finnegan proves that his comedic talent isn’t lost in translation as he emails Gothamist about hecklers, crowd work, and embracing his inner "jock asshole."
"once watched Madisonâ€™s father stumble out of a dive bar with a leathery
old whore so he could sodomize her in the back seat of his Jetta. Back
then, I thought I was witnessing the final, sordid aria of my friend’s
operatic downward spiral, but what I could never have predicted was
that his true denouement would be less Icarus, more common animal dying
in the woods."
"Paris doesn’t shed tears over people. They’re like spilled milk, ya know? But losing one’s video camera at a club, now this
is call for waterworks! But yo! Earth to Planet Paris–what the hell
are ya doing trotting around a damn recording device at a club?
She enlisted the help of fellow revelers to find her device, to no
avail. "She was very anxious and crying for some time," said a
Uh Oh! Isn’t it about time for Paris’s album to break out? It appears that Ms.Hilton can’t hold on to anything (ever) …first she lost her very 1st sex tape…followed by her sidekick…her friends…then her dog…and now it’s her digital camera that will surely be found with more scandalous footage. Hmm. Will it feature one of her Greek boys? Time will only tell…and I’m sure this wasn’t planned at all. Not. At. All. Well, at least she will always have her Paris…wait…scratch that.[E! story]