In a rare moment of clear thinking, Fox cancels "The Simple Life".
Tommy Lee injured during concert while playing "Girls Girls Girls",
immediately sent to "Dr. Feelgood" where he might have to spend some
time "Home, Sweet Home".
In a startling new breakthrough, scientists discover that exercise can make you thinner. In other news, sky blue, water wet.
Prepare for the feel-good Broadway hit of the year with The Silence of
the Lambs: The Musical. "It puts the lotion its skin/Or else it gets
the hose again!"
See Just Jared for more shocking resemblances…[just jared link]
British actor who played Chewbacca is becoming an American citizen. Ideally in a trade that would send Mark Hamill to the UK.
MTV says it will mark the release of Madonna’s new album by actually playing a music video.
Brannon Braga insists he had nothing to do with Brent Spiner being on his new soon-to-be-cancelled sci-fi TV show. In related news, Brannon Braga lies as badly as he makes sci-fi TV shows.
Tori Spelling starring in H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Mythos movie; yet another seal from Revelation breaks.
Spike Lee planning a documentary on Hurricane Katrina. George Bush doesn’t care about black people making documentaries.
Regis and the Donald team up to sing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".Santa surrenders,and cries a little on the inside.
Great musicians have quirks: Beethoven – paranoia. Vivaldi – arrogance. Tchaikovsky – impetuosity. Bach – temper. Cardinals organist Ernie Hays - potty mouth.
Apple releases video iPods, allowing you to put an assortment of videos(porn) into the palm of your hand. Placement of other hand optional.
School district spends $6.8 million on new school, but can’t afford $250,000 to build a road to it. Personally, I would have built the road first, but that’s just me…
18 wheeler loaded with chocolate loses its brakes! 18 wheeler loaded with peanut butter credited with quick action to avoid two great tastes that taste great together!
Michael Jackson wants everyone to know that he is ok, had his nails done, and is also a reincarnation of a knight that died 800 years ago.
I thought I was going to wind up making fun of this, but I’m actually sort of impressed. In fact, I think I am going to watch it again. This time, without dancing around my room.[Link ]
Hey, Hey, Hey, the latest skit from The Post Show is most fabulous and deserves your immediate attention. It appears the breakup of Bennifer caused shockwaves between these 5 friends. Those of you who enjoy this skit should check out their previous videos immediately. Oh yeah and the boys update every Monday and Thursday, so be sure to check back for more tomorrow![Post Show Video Link]
Theme: Invisible World 17 – Making musicians invisible.
See some of your favorite or most hated musicians disappear.[Worth1000 Link]
"OMG. Like OM-F-ing-G. I like can’t believe prom is over! Like, over! Guys, this is so sad. Only two weeks left in Laguna Beach senior year. Promise that we’ll always be friends? Forevah and evah?
Yes, it was prom night on Laguna Beach, a momentous occasion that the online community has surely been anticipating ever since photos of the big pre-party
leaked to the internet. And I’ll say this: I was not disappointed. This
episode came with all the silliness, drama, and pettiness that we’ve
come to expect not only from Laguna Beach, but prom season in
general. Plus, Cami the Vaguely Ethnic Girl popped up, so you know it
had to be a fun night on MTV. Just about the only thing missing were
some of those crazy Laguna parents. Oh wait, we had them too. Best
Did you miss the episode? Let TVgasm‘s fantastic recap fill your Laguna Beach void.[TVgasm Review]
"With the search for the new James Bond still ongoing, I’ve noticed the
press continues to open the age old debate about who was the best Bond
(Connery, obviously) or sometimes, the best Villain (I’d vote Oddjob).
Left out in the cold too often are the Bond Girls – the Pussys, Honeys,
Kissys and Plentys. I thought it was about time to redress the balance
and ask Bond Girls – where are they now? (Part one – Connery’s Chicks.)"
Take a look at the Bond girls from our past and see what they’ve been up to these days. Oh and don’t have a hissy fit because Halle Berry is not featured on this list.This site, much like me, pretends that whole incident never happened…[Yes but No Link]
Chris, you aren’t the only who is angered and saddened by this news. I guess this means you have another album coming out in the near future eh? Be sure to send your soon to be ex-ho bag a ‘thanks for nothing’ from all of us. [Cagle's message]