Janet Reno was caught singing “Respect” by Aretha Franklin. That’s one of the hardest karaoke songs there is, so I have to hand it to her for being such a good sport.
Remember the phone you thought you’d have by 2006?
Now that it’s here it feels rather dated. (thanks endgadet)
The legend may not live on, but the song does. Enjoy:
From the Sumter (South Carolina) Item:
"Sumter, Clarendon Against Berkeley Membership in Water Agency"
Just Jared has pics of Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller wearing the same sweater at different times which can only mean one thing: they’re the same person.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
By now, everybody’s either seen or heard about the Chuck Norris random fact generator. Go to the site and keep on refreshing your browser and you’ll be presented with a seemingly neverending flow of "facts" about your favorite Texas Ranger (named Walker.) It’s hilarious. Look at it now. I just did, and I spit out my coffee when I read "Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the f*** he wants." That’s good comedy.
But here’s the thing: it’s been done before. Back in April we posted the Vin Diesel random fact generator here on the BWE blog, and at the time I thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen. I mean "Vin Diesel is the only man to run around the Earth at the equator and kill a wolverine in the same day" made me laugh harder than The Chronicles of Riddick– and that’s saying something.
Baby Jessica, whose dramatic rescue from an abandoned Texas well was televised across the country 18 years ago, got married in a private ceremony, People magazine reported on its website.
According to our sources, Baby Mellissa is still on the market.
Check out this interesting theory about Brad Pitt’s seeming fondness for re-creating himself in the image of his lovers:
When not playing with his knob, showing off his nodding moves and doing strange tribal dances, K-Fed has been working hard on his parenting skillz. When Kevin recently took his infant son Preston in to get his ear pierced, big momma Britney apparently rushed to stop her brain-dead husband from blinging up the baby.
Britney reportedly complained that piercing Preston’s ear would seem "trashy" – and coming from her, it would be hard to get any trashier without being in a landfill. I guess Kevin’s dreams of turning his child into Vanilla Ice will have to wait another day.
Hereâ€™s our favorite moment from our favorite program, The Tony Danza Show. Watch it now!