The Walking Dead Parodies And Supercuts To Help You Through The Mid-Season Hiatus

by (@shalapitcher)

Well, there’s one good thing about the fact that after tonight’s mid-season finale, The Walking Dead won’t be back until February: We won’t be looking like zombies ourselves on Monday mornings after nightmare-induced sleep deprivation. That doesn’t mean we won’t be missing Rick, Michonne and the gang. So here, to help you through these long winter months are our favorite parodies and supercuts.

1. The unintentionally (we think) hilarious KFC ad placement from last week’s episode (above). After witnessing the walkers feast on that crazy old shack man, we love the invitation to “come in today and taste why fresh is better.”

2. The Walkie Talkie Dead:

“Rick, take your finger off the button!” This post-season-one spoof still cracks us up. Was that puppet also on the other end of Rick’s prison phone conversation?
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Britney Spears Turns 31, We Celebrate With Her 31 Greatest Faces

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Britney Spears 31 craziest faces for her 31st birthday

Britney Spears is a woman of many faces. Yes, she’s a singer, TV personality, actress, saleswoman and mother. But that’s not what we mean. Britney literally makes some of the most priceless facial expressions in the entertainment world today. Whether she’s processing a showbiz hopeful’s performance on X Factor, laughing off a wardrobe oops, or being “sexy” on stage, Brit’s face seems to have a mind of its own. And we love her for it! It’s just a versatile as her chic outfits, ever changing hair, and constantly evolving song stylings – probably even more so! So in honor of the pop legend’s 31st birthday, we’ve assembled our 31 favorite Britney faces of all time. From her teen queen days in the late 1990s, all the way through to her latest reality show gig, they’re all here. Check ‘em out in the gallery below! Enjoy, and happy birthday Brit-Brit!

[Photo: Getty Images/FOX]

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Charlie Sheen Offers Angus T. Jones A Spot On Anger Management. Hope You Like Filth, Angus!

by (@hallekiefer)

Charlie Sheen Offers Angus T. Jones Role On Anger Management

Well, looks like this whole debacle worked itself out on its own! Miley Cyrus can replace Angus T. Jones on Two And A Half Men following his disparaging remarks about the show, and Angus T. Jones can accept Charlie Sheen‘s offer to appear on Anger Management. It’s perfect really, seeing as how (if we remember correctly) Angus T. Jones love utter raunch. Because there is no way on this spinning blue marble that Sheen’s new FX sitcom won’t be as dirty or dirtier than TAAHM.

Of course, Angus hasn’t accepted the informal offer…yet. “My former nephew is welcome at the Goodson Anger Management home anytime,” Charlie told ABC News today. Personally, we’re completely on board with this idea. It’s time for Jones to move on to his next project: a wholesome show in which Charlie Sheen offers life advice to a parade of characters grappling with boiling rage. It’s basically the next Touched By An Angel! After all, as HuffPo points out, this week’s Two And A Half Men featured Jones’ character contracting an STD from his girlfriend, a development he was excited about…because it proves he was having sex. Yikes. Maybe a college degree isn’t the worst life decision for you right now, Angus. It rarely is.

[Photo: Getty Images]

“It Starts To Get Creepy”: Jennifer Lawrence Continues Her “Awfulness Of Fame” Truth Tour In EW

by (@hallekiefer)

Jennifer Lawrence Laments Fame

We’re obviously huge fans of Jennifer Lawrence‘s candor; it makes us feel connected to her as a human being, rather than as a 30-foot-tall beautiful movie robot. It’s that same honesty, however, that has slowly convinced us that being famous is a lot more horrible than most actors are letting on. “I’m different. It’s exciting for about five minutes — like walking through a restaurant and hearing people say your name to each other. After a while it starts to get creepy and scary and you feel cynical and now I do this thing where I’ve got this tunnel vision where I only see people that I recognize,” the Silver Linings Playbook star told Entertainment Weekly. “I always imagined I would stay the exact same and I would be just as happy. And I’m not.” Yikes! Of course, this is just the latest stop on JLaw’s The Awfulness Of Fame Truth Tour. We were also horrified to hear…

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Will Francesca Eastwood Be As Successful As These Past Miss Golden Globes?

by (@shalapitcher)

Francesca Eastwood, next year's Miss Golden Globe, could end up like Hollywood stars Melanie Griffith or Linda Evans, who held the title when they were young.

Being named Miss Golden Globe (or the rare Mr.) must be a strange honor — as far as we can tell, it’s basically the Hollywood Foreign Press saying, “Hey, you’re a young, attractive daughter/son of someone famous. Will you please wear this fancy gown and help hand out awards so we don’t have to hire a model?” On the other hand, it’s also sometimes a nice way for a PYT to get his/her name and face out there. Clint Eastwood’s daughter Francesca was named Miss Golden Globe for 2013 yesterday, and she’ll actually be following in the footsteps of her older sister Kathryn (2005), which is a first. What we’re really wondering is whether the actress — who’s now known mostly due to her mom’s reality show, Mrs. Eastwood and Company — will also be following in the footsteps of the Globe honorees who did make a name for themselves, from The Beverly HillbilliesDonna Douglas and Dynasty‘s Linda Evans to Melanie Griffith and her daughter, Dakota Johnson (Ben and Kate). Check out the ladies (and man) who turned this into a golden (sorry) opportunity:

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[Photos: Getty Images, 20th Century Fox]

Based On The Girls Second Season Trailer And His Shirtless GQ Spread, We Finally Get Adam Driver

by (@hallekiefer)

Adam Driver Poses for GQ

Oooooh! Now we see. Not that we didn’t think GirlsAdam Driver was talented before, but after today, we finally get him. You get what we’re saying? You picking up what we’re putting down? We get him in our pants. Driver’s recent and extremely awesome GQ spread did the heavy lifting, though his cameo in Lincoln didn’t hurt either. That boy looks good in Civil War-era kepi cap! We hope Driver was able to take it home and transfer it to his Girls wardrobe. Adam could wear that hat around Williamsburg and no one would bat an eye.

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5 Reasons We’re Pretty Sure Carrie Underwood Will Crush It In NBC’s The Sound Of Music

by (@hallekiefer)

Carrie Underwood Cast In NBC's Sound Of Music

NBC announced today that Carrie Underwood will play Maria in their live televised version of The Sound of Music, and so far the Internet’s response has been….mixed. To put it politely. But while some people might find Carrie too pop/country/tan/not Julie Andrews to step into Julie Andrews’ shoes, we know in our lederhosen -wearing hearts that Carrie can do this justice. Plus, seeing as how Anne Hathaway probably won’t be clearing her schedule and dyeing her hair blond any time soon (You went there too, right?), what other option to you have but to open your minds and hearts to our argument? Think about it…

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Will Miley Cyrus Take Over For Angus T. Jones On Two And A Half Men?

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Miley Cyrus reportedly being courted for 'Two And A Half Men'

VH1′s very own Halle Kiefer called it yesterday: Miley Cyrus may become Two And A Half Men‘s newest “half man.” If you believe the latest reports from our friends over at Celebuzz, that is! Television insiders are telling the site that Miley is being courted to fill Angus T. Jones’ role on the long running series after he likely departs at the end of the season.

“There are talks to replace Angus and the perfect person would be Miley Cyrus,” says the source. “The episodes that she appeared on brought in the highest ratings of the season.” Miley appeared in two episodes last month as southern firecracker Missi, the daughter of Walter’s old friend. “When she was on set she was pleasant and very enjoyable to work with. She won everyone over. Now the whispers are growing louder. People involved in the show want Miley to replace Angus.”

This all comes on the heals of Angus making a taped statement in which he made disparaging remarks against the show that has been his steady job for the past decade. He dismissed the show as “filth” and urged his fans to stop watching. He has since issued the world’s most half-hearted apology for his Sheen-esque outburst, but it’s generally accepted that he will “likely” leave the show after the 10th season wraps.

[Photo: CBS]

Liz Lemon Vs. Kim Kardashian: Who Wore Her Space-Age White Better?

by (@shalapitcher)

Tina Fey and James Marsden on 30 Rock and Kim Kardashian in Kuwait

On last night’s 30 Rock, Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon marked the occasion of her City Hall wedding to Criss in the most appropriate dress possible: her Princess Leia gown, complete with side buns. The groom then matched her gown perfectly by presenting her with a knuckle duster from a nearby police auction. True love!

This morning, however, we were even more tickled to discover that Kim Kardashian displayed her own take on space-age white while opening a Million Milkshakes store in Kuwait yesterday. We’re not sure if flashing all that skin was right for the setting, but we still think the dress is kind of Star Trek-ishly adorkable, with its weird cuffs, armor-like shoulders and gold belt.

We also like the idea of pitting these two unlikely opponents against each other, so we ask you, readers…

[Photos: NBC, Milkshakes786 YouTube channel]