The last time we paid a visit to Chris Brown’s neck, we were up in arms about how his latest tattoo seemed to depict the battered face of his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. So now that Brown is showing off his latest neck ink showing the face of lion, you’d think it would be a lot less controversial. And you’d be right…unless you assume that all these tats are part of a larger narrative. Like a full body comic strip! Does Brown want Riri to get eaten by a lion? Is that what you’re saying, Chris!? OK, we’re not even going to speculate on the meaning of the animal symbol. Who knows, maybe Breezy is just a huge Simba fan. The singer posted pics to his twitter showing off his latest ink. Situated in the center of his neck, the artwork covers his throat and jugular artery. Damn, he must have really trusted that tattoo artist!
The existence of Chris’s new tattoo is the most firm news we have about the dude these days. Lately rumors have been swirling about his rekindled flame with Rihanna following his breakup with girlfriend Karrueche Tran. There have been rumbles that the two will make their romance public after the release of Rihanna’s new album Unapologetic on November 19th. Even more bizarre, MediaTakeOut is alleging that Riri is already pregnant with Chris’s baby! They offer firm and compelling evidence like…she walks like a pregnant woman. Umm, ok. That makes our “Chris Brown Full Body Comic Book” theory sound less crazy.
Good morning, VH1ers! On today’s live episode of Very VH1 we’ll be reliving the scariest moments from last night’s season premiere of American Horror Story. Tune in at 2PM EST and let us know what you think! Check out the video below to watch the show and click on the comment icon in the upper right hand corner to join the chat.
When Zac Efron burst onto the scene with Disney’s megasmash High School Musical back in 2006, we were sort of suspicious. His 21st century David Cassidy good looks were just a little too perfect. It’s like was created in some kind of teen heartthrob lab, specifically designed to breed cover-boys for Tigerbeat. Case in point? That perfectly mussed hair, those ice blue eyes (not unlike those possessed by fellow Disney star Selena Gomez’s puppy) that sculpted chin…It was too much! Plus he was getting nude pictures sent to him by his smoking hot costar Vanessa Hudgens at the time, so that didn’t help. We’ll admit it: we were hugely jealous of the guy.
But then as the years passed, we started to like him. Like a cool older brother, Zac taught us many things. Like how to unhook a bra with one hand, and the importance of carrying protection on you at all times. Even on the red carpet! Plus we hear he’s a generous tipper, which is always the sign of a good dude. You’re alright, Efron! Today’s Zac’s 25th birthday, so to celebrate we’ve assembled 25 of his hottest looks from over the years. Follow his transformation from squeaky clean High School Music jock to…getting peed on by Nicole Kidman in The Paperboy, and everything in between. Enjoy!
[Photo: Getty Images]
We can’t help but trip over Psy‘s Gangnam Style dancing, even though we physically trip over our two left feet while trying to attempt it. Then we saw Britney Spears with Psy on The Ellen Degeneres Show and couldn’t stop squeeing because it was so hilarious, even though Ellen out-danced Brit-Brit. Then, something came up that blew the whole episode out of the water. Remember Hugh Jackman‘s first official image from The Wolverine? It’s pretty much imprinted in our brains and it would take something pretty spectacular to replace it. Psy himself, just tweeted that very spectacular thing that has edged itself in as the very awesome replacement. See it above? It’s just pure genius — Psy along with Hugh, both in character as Wolverine — with the claws, natch — posing Gangnam Style! Psy sounded pretty stoked about the photo op, writing, “Had a great time with RealHughJackman
#GangnamStyleWolverine~!!! lol” We were wondering how the hell Psy managed to get the picture, and Hugh’s twitter explained the story. His latest tweet reads, “Slicing gangnam style!!!! Great to meet psy_oppa who visited set yesterday.” He attached the photograph below. Mystery solved! Looks like Psy really dressed up for the meet-and-great. We would too!
[Photos via Twitter]
Related: Britney Spears Learns “Gangnam Style” Vs. Glee‘s “Call Me Maybe”: Battle Of The Memes
The First Official Image Of Hugh Jackman In The Wolverine Emerges
Oh, Kellan Lutz. You’re so shiny and pretty that we can’t stop looking at you. Not that we’re objectifying you, at all. Would we do that — *batting eyelashes*? We also love the fact that his piece in DuJour magazine starts with this exact line, “Kellan Lutz has just returned from a getaway to Saint-Tropez in the south of France. It was a trip with all the trappings of a stereotypical celebrity vacation: yachts, sunbathing and a beautiful female companion (his girlfriend, Australian actress Sharni Vinson).” Say it with us: swag. He’s says he’s more interested in visiting his grandparent’s farm where he will ride a tractor and hang out with pigs and such, and with much love to his Gramps, but, no. But there’s this other part of the interview that had us all perked up. It’s where he says, “I want to act for the rest of my life. I’ll win an Oscar one day, but I’m in no rush to get there. I don’t care if that takes me 50 years, and I’m old. I just love what I do.” Oh bless his heart. He thinks he’s going to win an Academy Awards one day. We hope he does, honest. But lets face it, right now, it’s a tad unlikely. But you never know what kind of career trajectory he’s going to chart — post Tarzan, of course — and he may just get there. Right? But his confession got us thinking — what categories could Kellan win the Oscar in?
1. The Academy Award for “An Eternity Of Putting Up With Rosalie.” Twlight fans — you know this. She may be gorgeous, but she can be … annoying.
2. The Academy Award for “Always Having The Most Amount Of Abs On Any Human Being, Anywhere In The World.” Because, let’s face it, his abs are ridiculous. And plentiful.
3. The Academy Award for “Making The Worst Vampire Makeup Look Really, Really Good.” Can we please think back to the first Twilight movies, especially? Hair and makeup — not great. But Kellan made the best out of a really bad stylist.
[Photo: Getty Images]
Is it just us or does everyone think that Uma Thurman would be a totally kickass mom? Yes, we know that’s reel and real life getting their wires crossed, but can’t help it! We were so happy for Uma when she gave birth to her third child — a daughter — three months ago. The actress already has two children with ex-husband, Ethan Hawke, named Maya (13) and Levon (10.) Baby no. three is with fiancee, Arpad Busson, and came as an absolute surprise, apparently, as US Weekly then reported that, “Uma was definitely not planning on having another kid. It was a surprise, but she’s over the moon about it, very excited.” Uma is also step-mom to Arpads’s two kids with his famous ex, supermodel, Elle MacPherson. Talk about cross-pollination, Hollywood style! Anywhoo, it’s been three months and we haven’t heard any updates about their new baby girl and we’ve been curious about her name. Let’s just say that the wait has been worth it. Really, really worth it. Their daughter’s full, badass name is … take a deep breath … Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. This isn’t a joke. That’s really her name, as confirmed by Uma’s spokesperson who has said, “I would like to announce Uma and Arki’s daughter’s name for the first time officially:, better known to family and friends as Luna. Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father.” We’re just going to say it: there’s no way in hell any of the parents or their kid is going to remember that. That is one … special name.
[Photo: Splash News Online]
Related: Uma Thurman Gives Birth…Again!
It’s that time of the year, folks! All the celebrity candids you see will now include visits to pumpkin patches, Halloween costume suggestions and faux scary shots with ghosts, zombies, vampires or all of the above. It’s time to get spook-eh! Bless Miley Cyrus for getting right on the bandwagon, because you can almost sense how excited she is about Halloween in the photograph above. It was published on her Pheed account yesterday with the simple caption, “Boo!!!” Props to the skeleton, ghost hybrid and the over-exaggerated expressions which have obviously been pulled on our behalf! Nicely done, Ms. Miley! Our attention was taken up first due to the fact that we were trying to read what was on her pal’s T-shirt — “Wasted Youth” apparently. And then we looked at Miley and thought to ourselves how much her short hair was growing on us which served as a placebo of, “Awww, we approve of one of Miley’s sartorial decisions. How nice that we’ve finally reached this place!” And that’s the moment we realised she wasn’t wearing any pants. At all. Nary a booty short in sight. It’s like every single bad horror film you’ve seen, where the blond, who always gets murdered at some point, always has very few clothes on! Seriously … why is she pantless? Anyone?
[Photo via Pheed]
We were so busy cutting and pasting Rihanna’s Vogue hotness onto our vision boards (under the subject heading: How To Be A Human Being) that we almost failed to notice that Kate Upton also graced the pages of this month’s issue. We would be remiss if we didn’t point out that Kate is somehow still wearing just a bra in one photo (but it’s couture, so you know she’s keeping it classy). We also have to acknowledge that the Sports Illustrated model manages to look like a bustier Grace Kelly in some of her shots. Seriously, check the rest of the photos out here. Girl looks crazy good.
On the other hand, are we wrong in thinking that her Michael Kors chain strap bikini top just looks like a fancy sports bra? A sports bra you couldn’t even wear to play sports because the chains would tear through your flesh? Not that Kate couldn’t make ragged shoulder flesh look fierce too. She made all those goats look sexy a few weeks ago! What’s less sexy than a goat? Two goats? Two goats in a Michael Kors chain strap bikini? Maybe Rihanna can post these photos on her vision board. Haha, just kidding! Rihanna’s entire life is her vision board.
As someone who had to stop watching The Walking Dead because I was having weekly zombie nightmares, I have no idea how I managed to last through an entire season of American Horror Story. Every time the credits would roll and I’d see those awful baby faces, my stomach would churn. And yet I lasted right down to the bitter, bloddy end, and tonight I am back for more. The second season is a complete departure from the first, which is weird but also…cool? It’s titled “Asylum,” which should tell you everything you need to know about the setting and all the horrifying things we’re about to bear witness too. Just in case you need ‘em, we’ve got five other reasons to tune in tonight (just be sure to have a blanket to hide under when things get creepy).
1. Jessica Lange plays a nun. A crazy, ranting nun with a Boston-ish accent — aka something just about every kid who grew up in Massachusetts has experienced firsthand.
2. Evan Peters is back as Tate and still killing people, which is how we like our Evan Peters. The only way I’d like him more is if his character somehow gets together with the Asylum version of Taissa Farmiga‘s Violet. Sure they were a doomed couple, but I’m holding out for their HEA anyway.
3. There is a serial killer named Bloody Face, which is the most obvious and cliched name for a serial killer, but also the most awesome and terrifying.
4. Dylan McDermott is set to return this season, per a tweet from Ryan Murphy today. If Murphy knows what he’s doing, this should most definitely mean a return of Dylan’s bare butt checks too.
5. “Adam Levine‘s on a payphoneee trying to call home, as a serial killer tries to murder him with an ax.” Yes, the Maroon Five lead singer is a star on AHS this season, alongside Jenna Dewan, Chloe Sevigny and Mark Consuelos. Even better — Zachary Quinto and his furrowed brow is back on the show, too.
[Photo: 20th Century Fox]
Someone is making their Oscar grab! When we think of Amy Adams, our minds tend to picture cartoon birds, healthy teeth and apple pies, not unkempt hair, bell bottoms and unchecked drug use. According to Hollywood Reporter, however, director Lee Daniels is “in talks” to direct the Enchanted star in Get It While You Can, a film version of the Janis Joplin biopic. We’re not the only ones who think this sounds sort of insane, right? Of course if the film reaches theaters, Amy would join a semi-proud lineage of extremely random casting picks like…