FourFour recaps another America’s Next Top Model episode and c’est fantastique. For beautiful people these crazy cats sure do cry a lot.[Four Four post]
Picks up after the dog? "Uh… Oh man. If I see it first… But Bit Bit is
good now. If she was big enough, she’d probably jump up on the toilet and take a shit in there."
Whose your daddy? Lets hope your daddy isn’t Kevin Federline. Oooh la NO.[Just Jared Post]
Remember Gawker’s Lohan-Lewis stalker-esque story from yesterday? Well, the story has been confirmed by Lohan’s reps and the Absolut Hunk has a less playful message for his much less attractive imposter.
Umm..Best Week Ever doesn’t endorse alcoholic consumption…especially not excessive drinking. But if you go ahead and drink to your heart’s content ANYWAY, you might as well have a Family Guy drinking game to aid your drunkness.[Gorilla Mask Link]
Step on up and get tips on how to piss off the paparazzi from Ms. Paris Hilton herself.[Cityrag Post]
Oooooh good old fashioned blog bashing. Soooo Talan Torriero‘s exgirlfriend’s, Taylor from Laguna Beach fame is dishing on her myspace account about Talan’s romance with Kimberly Stewart. I still think the dude has to be drugged but in case you need more proof, Perez Hilton has your scoop.[Perez's Kimberlan myspace rant goodness]
Sir Anthony Hopkins to receive special honor, fava beans, and a nice chiantti.
Brittany Murphy dumped by her manager and agent. Immediately runs to Cher and Dee to help her get through it and give her a makeover.
Running out of rock stars to date, Pam Anderson‘s new boy toy is Mark McGrath; Sugar Ray frontman looking forward to excitement, companionship, Hep C.
Entertainment News reports Danny DeVito will be returning to the small
screen for a sitcom next year. In a related story, Danny DeVito says
he’ll be returning to the big screen for a sitcom next year.
Time’s latest sexiest man alive was once arrested for playing the bongos naked in his living room. But who hasn’t?
"Hi Mom. I’m just calling to let you know that despite what the police told you, I’m not quite as dead as they led you to believe".
"I’m not obsessed with publicity or celebrity anymore. I think it’s all
a lot of shit. I had it and it didn’t make me a happier person."
Madonna? Attention whore? Never. I’m sure dating Dennis Rodman had nothing to do with attention seeking and everything to do with sweet sweet love making. Or that time she made out with Britney and Christina? Totally a love connection. One day they will reconnect…Guy Richie is just a temporary thing. Her babies need a dad-da.[I dont like you in that way post]
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE NEXT LINK:
"As any tourist spot in the world, there were HORDES and HORDES of
tourists and I know this goes without saying, they all look fucking
hideous. H-I-D-E-O-U-S. Hahahahahahahaha!"
Have you been keeping tabs on Bryanboy lately? No? Well he’s on vacation in China and he’s documenting the whole thing on his blog. I highly suggest you head over there and say hello. Be sure to tell him he’s by far the best dressed tourist ever to grace the wall of China.[What would Bryanboy do?]