Twenty-two years ago today, Ozzy Osbourne took a break from urinating on historic monuments and biting the heads off of helpless animals to do what he does best: get down and dirty with his wife Sharon. The result? Daughter Kelly, born October 27, 1984.
Maybe it was the thought of a little groundhog emerging from a hole that turned the Ozzman on. Or maybe it was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s rippling muscles in The Terminator, the number one movie that weekend. Or maybe… just maybe… the Prince of Darkness had a soft spot for Billy Ocean’s hit single "Caribbean Queen" and just couldn’t contain himself when it came on the radio.
Well, whatever the case may be, Mr. & Mrs. Osbourne got the ball rolling on giving baby Jack a little sister today. The worlds of reality TV and really bad pop music should take a moment to say ‘thanks.’
An imtimate profile of 50 cent, in the British rag Female First, reveals a kinship with Oliver Twist.
Says the platinum selling rapper about his gritty upbringing, "Every time I saw my mum it was like Christmas, you know…It was always just me and my mum."
Kudos to the publication for exposing the real side of little Curtis Jackson.
Our favorite recovering meth-addict and Full House child star was on Good Morning America to discuss her struggles with addiction.
Here are the Cliff Notes: She started using because she was bored, was leading requisite "double-life," Bob Sagat and the Olsen Twins were at her intervention, has been clean since march, is divorcing her police officer husband rendering her officially ON THE MARKET.
Watch out Jodie, you’ve got a lot of admirers.
Moviegoers who love ‘sexy psychological thrillers’ can cancel their Cinemax subscription, because the almost-released Basic Instinct 2 is super hot according to censors. If you’re into two 50 years olds teasing each other sexually, against a backdrop of dark mind-games, dangerous kitchen utensils and zipper-heavy costumes, get in line.
The Bosh has been reading In Touch:
Britney Spears is reportedly expecting a second child. The ‘Toxic’ singer gave birth to her first child, Sean Preston – four months ago. America’s In Touch magazine quoted a friend of the singer as saying: "Britney is definitely pregnant again. "She is acting the same way she did when she was expecting her first child."
K-fed is the man!
Headline: Parrot’s Love Match
Strange Career Choice: Britney Spears’ big comeback on an episode of the almost canceled ‘Will and Grace’
Prom Hair: Linda Cardinelli (see picture above) (thanks goldenfiddle!)
Useless Information: CNN’s coverage on Things Jill Hennessy Loves
The new James Bond movie kicked off its production with a brand new lead, actor Daniel Craig, but it hasn’t yet cast a leading lady. Who do you think should shake 007′s, er, martini?
(answer in the comments section)
During last nightâ€™s State of the Union, we learned the importance of preventing human-animal hybrids. Now you can join the fight against a future of horrible man-beasts by buying a T-shirt.
(Thanks to boingboing.)