David Cross. You have to love the guy. In case you haven’t noticed, he’s all over the internet this week. Check it out.
1. In this audio clip, David says what we’re all thinking. Well, all of us who are confused / angry / and completely depressed over the news that Arrested Development is on the way out. Damn you Fox. And damn you marketing department. Here’s his rant.
2. The Strokes are cool. David Cross is cool. So it makes sense for David Cross to make a cameo in the new "leaked" Strokes video. Oh, and things that are "leaked" are cool too.
3. David has his own impersonator wreaking havoc in the East Village. And by wreaking havoc I mean getting his picture taken by people who think they’re looking at David Cross.
Man, it’s only Monday. Who knows where else DC is gonna pop up before this week is over. Stay tuned.
So you saw BWE this weekend, right? Well, remember that crazy woman (sorry, sorry. I mean "God Warrior") Marguerite Perrin from Trading Spouses? Well, the band Goes Cube liked her so much they wrote a song.
Download Marguerite Perrin – "Slagkicks (Ungodly Remix)" Right here.
Mp3 courtesy of Stereogum.
This is what love is all about. I think.
It’s still better than the new Kevin Federline song.
Watch the video for "I Put A Baby In You" here. And check out Robby Roadsteamer’s site too.
Chloe Parker would be a terrible role model if she were famous. Trouble is that she was about to be.
It started innocently enough, or as innocent as you can get on the dance floor of one of the hottest clubs in L.A.The nightclubs of L.A. are like soap operas, except they’re not Days of Our Lives; they’re more like Passions â€” crazy stuff happens, and no one bats a fake eyelash. There’s always some bizarre drama that plays out every night, and everyone in the cast â€” I mean, everyone â€”
is great looking, stoned, and/or drunk. It’s like a traveling freak
show that stars the youngest and hottest in Hollywood. It’s about fun,
and sex, and pseudo-danger.
Wow. Just wow. "Her first kiss, her first crush on a gay guy, the first time she saw Jimmy Choo sandals, the first time someone passed her a joint â€” all happened in a club." Can you hear that? That’s the sound of the world’s tiniest violin playing for Ms. Richie. For the love of jebus… If this winds up on a best seller list or Oprah’s book club, I’m calling it quits on books forever. Take a peak at what may be the worst book ever written. ever.. [MSNBC article]
On slow news days we resort to watching yesterday’s footage of the Daily Show. We suggest you join us.[CC insider clip]
Okay not so much WITH them as at the same location as them…but whatever…close enough right? Angelina… Jolie…baby…call me.[Cityrag Link]
Sometimes we just need to look at pretty things. Today is one of those days.[ONTD post]
I really think they should make a Paparazzi video game. I would want to be the Olsen Twin Paparazzi Tiger Claw Using Tag Team.[Egotastic Pictures]
FOX does it again. It makes us very very angry, as Arrested Development put on probation by FOX. Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Paul McCartney to beam concert into space. If the aliens weren’t hostile before, they will be now.
Harry Potter snubs fans and prefers to hang out with VIP’s. Voldemort would be pleased.
National Geographic sending Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue to Thailand for
photojournalism assignment, in an apparent attempt to finally upgrade
the quality of their boobies pics. w00t.
Ashlee Simpson seeking average Joe. Joe Millionaire, Joe Namath, and Bazooka Joe all breathe sigh of relief.
"Terminator" T.V. show in the works. ABC turns over control to SkyNet.
Chuck Berry sues over use of his songs for Karaoke. Japan surrenders.
Despite declining ratings, Trump is sure he won’t hear "You’re fired!" from NBC.
Day by day Nicole Richie helps make the world a better place…for you AND for me.[Hollywood Rag post]