Tuesday Morning Quick Hits

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Cameron Diaz says if she hadn’t become an actress, she probably would have been, like, you know, a scientist.

A panel of 40 magazine editors, artists and designers  have come to the conclusion that they really like seeing John Lennon naked.

New comedy based on the life of a Homo erectus begins casting. Commence sophomoric snickering at the term Homo erectus now.

After helping Cameron Crowe create one bomb, Kirsten Dunst will portray the victim of another.

Despite warnings of repeated Toga malfunctions, the BBC will go ahead and screen its Rome drama uncensored.

There are mathmaticians on The Simpsons writing staff, no doubt attracted to the job by the acting and the groupies and the "Luke, Luke, save me" with the lightsaber and the vwing, vwing, vwing.

Monday Afternoon Quick Hits

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Ted Koppel to be replaced by a 3 anchor team on "Nightline". No word on which one will take over his hair.

Pete Doherty
to visit Kate Moss in rehab. What could possibly go wrong?

Vikings hire FBI agent to keep their barbaric behavior to a minimum. In a related story, FOX planning new show: "The V-Files".

Deep fried strawberries are probably not what the doctor had in mind when he recommended you eat more fruits and veggies.

No Icecream, No TV, No Fun: Why Madonna Sucks, Chapter 10.

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Remember that mom (perhaps it’s even your mom) that totally sucked and wouldn’t let her kids have sugar, watch movies without a G rating and imposed silly curfews like "when the street lights go on, I want you home immediately!"? Well, it looks like America has ourselves another ultra-conservative mommy machine. Only this time, her children will be able to call her a hypocrite as soon as they decide to look up what Mommy’s past was like in their local Barnes and Nobels. Good luck hiding that sex book of yours Madonna. If I went to school with your children, I would pack that sex book along side my lunch box to taunt your kids. I’d also tell them that the Kabbalah man doesn’t exist too. [Madonna is a mean mommy article]

The Master, the movie.

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"Originally planned as a full-length film, The Master was intended to give gamers the movie they deserved.  It was inspired in part as a parody of Nintendo’s 1989 movie, The Wizard.  Nintendo’s movie was regarded by some as "family fun" and a cheap marketing gimmick by others.  In the summer of 2002, production of The Master began."

 This one is for the leetest geeks ever. Lame? naturally. Hilarious? Absolutely.[Watch Now]

[Torrent Download]

Link thanks to:
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Newsbabe BUSTED

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"In a deliciously ironic twist of fate, shortly before airing a segment
aimed at embarrassing the Bush administration by suggesting that it had
staged a video conversation between the president and soldiers in Iraq,
the Today show was caught staging . . . a video stunt.
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Just as the segment came on the
air, two men waded in front of Kosinki . . . and the water barely
covered their shoe tops! That’s right, Kosinski’s canoe was in no more
than four to six inches of water!"

I saw this when it originally aired and
just had to find it online and post it. I love it when the media gets
busted playing the game it spends so much time criticizing.[News Busters Link]


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