"Two guys and a couch see a little bit of the city; 35-freak laden NYC
blocks, in fact. Check out this photo journal in which porn, pizza, fat
guys in Hummers, and an accordion slinger all glide past as a humble
bit of furniture has a night on the town. Includes some great pictures,
a few short videos, and for some reason a person freely choosing to eat
at a Dominoâ€™s Pizza in New York City."
A completely reasonable way to spend an evening in New York.[Screenhead link]
Orlando, of course, pleaded "not guilty", but he had no problem pointing a finger at those "filthy thieving hobbitses".[bbspot link]
Richard Branson’s latest adventure: starting an anti-snob wine operation that uses screw-top lids.
Paris Hilton cell phone hacker gets 11 months in a juvenile facility, job at Microsoft upon release pending.
Home Shopping Network launches new reality show. Participants to lie
about ugly overpriced jewelry and attempt to convince old ladies into
Surreal Life producers begin drooling like dogs as arrest warrant issued for Dennis Rodman.
Brown’s wife flees with their child, currently in hiding; said she’s
tired of the drugs and abuse, needs to jump back, kiss herself.
Sex Pistols to be honored on London’s Walk Of Fame. God Save The Queen.
98 Degree singer is not giving up on political career. He returns to studio to continue a ‘music’ career he should give up on.
Shanghai resident told to learn to speak the English more goodly so visitors confuse they don’t at 2010 Expo of World. uh….
I can see the FOX reality TV show now: When good sea lions go bad.
China hoping to make condom use as common as eating cabbage. In other news, eating cabbage is known to be historically difficult in China.
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"U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World
Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York
When you gotta go, you gotta go.[link]
Oh and while we are at it, George Bush hates midgets.
Dude.man.phat. had the funniest scoop out of the many scoops made within the hour of hearing latest breaking news from cedars sinai. See for yourself, if you dare. [Dude.man.phat.link]
Today may be the paparazzi’s lucky day. Is it time for the very pregnant Britney Spears to go pop?
Simon Cowell in talks to make American Idol movie, pretends "From Justin to Kelly" never happened.
As thousands of hurricane victims struggle to survive, Russell Crowe
whines because conviction on phone-throwing incident could prevent him
from working in the U.S.
Jimi Hendrix’s boyhood home saved from wrecking ball, slated to become
a nuisance when poor renditions of "Purple Haze" from young aspiring
musicians threaten to torture neighbors.
Wacko Jacko hosts party for kids at water park. Full body speedo suit ensues. Where is the Sun and why are there no photos yet? Come on people, get your acts together. Pervert+ Pool+ Children+ Pictures= Paparazzi goldmine. No?
Heidi Klum’s new baby has a name 8x longer than the father’s name. World, meet Henry Guenther Ademola Dashtu Samuel.
Damon Wayans will send his sons to Iraq when President Bush sends his
daughters too. No word on what it will take for Damon Wayans to send his 14 siblings to Iraq.
TIVO gets a new feature. Now networks can decide what you can
TIVO and can decide how long recordings last. All your base are belong to them.
Oh those crazy Real World kids. Here is a small collection of mugshots and short descriptions of past real worlders who landed themselves in jail.[JJB Link]
If you really want to catch up on Real World shenanigans you can check out The Smoking Gun Archives.
"While there are lemonade stands and bake sales from Connecticut to California, some schools are finding more creative vehicles.
Delone Catholic High School in McSherrystown, Pa., has a fun fundraising program called "Stop the Bop."
This Pennsylvania high school has decided to raise money for Katrina victims by playing "MMMbop" over its loudspeakers until they reach their donation goal. Brilliant and maybe just a little bit evil.[CBS news story]
"If its Monday premiere was any indication, The Tyra Banks Show
isn’t so much a talk show as it is a circus. Part of it is because Tyra
Banks is almost literally a clown (being, like, a quarter chromosome
away from a drag queen). The other thing that gives this show the
three-ring feel is Tyra’s seeming willingness to pack all 180 ideas she
hatched for show segments into its first week. Here’s her mission
statement, as outlined in her monologue.."
I wish I could go back in time and watch this. fourfour sums up the new Tyra show for those who missed the premiere episode. With this show and a Mr. T daytime talk show on the way, I think I will rethink canceling cable TV.[fourfour link]
"Here’s the entire collection
of all 13 "Celebrity Jeopardy" episodes on Saturday Night Live. Enjoy!"
Relive your favorite SNL Celebrity Jeopardy moments. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?[smit happens link]
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