I yam what I yam!

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Oh, what is this? A house of ill repukes? Ooh, who’d bring me infant to
this den of immoraliky? Don’t touch nothin’. You might get a venerable
disease.
They’ve got me Olive Oyl and Swee’Pea!

Workouters

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Workouters



"Can a washed up, has-been, old school aerobics instructor make a come back against the hot new fad of strip-aerobics?
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Let’s Get Physical.[cynical smirk link] 

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits!

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Gael Garcia Bernal
and Diego Luna, are forming their own film production company. Y tu mama, also.

Lil’ Kim
writing song lyrics while in prison. New album to include such classics as "Mah Prison Biatch" and "Lovin’ Wit A Broomhandle".

Jamie Lee Curtis
to stop making crappy movies, concentrate on crappy Hollywood parenting.

Highly sought MC Hammer library to go up for sale.  Now, U Too Can Touch This.

Comedy Central
picks up Futurama for $28.8M, or about the cost of a cheese pizza in the year 3000.

Alec Baldwin claims Kim Basinger turned daughter against him. Basinger argues that if he wanted kids to like him, he never would have made ‘The Shadow’.

Dolly Parton and Elton John to form a quartet and sing at the CMA awards. So there’s Elton John and Dolly Parton… who’s the 4th?

For all your Laguna Beach Needs

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Can’t get enough Laguna? You’re in luck because this blog is nosy enough to keep tabs on the Laguna gang during their college years. See what you’ve been missing. Also be sure to forward it to their fathers…they should be so proud to know their money is being spent wisely.[Laguna Beach Hook Up]

Link thanks to:
ONTD

Hilary Duff snuffs Britney and Jessica

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[Hilary Duff] thinks already-married young stars like Britney and Jessica Simpson are crazy for tying the knot. She said: "Marriage? No! No way, I’m far too young.
There’s this trend in Hollywood for people to get married so young. It’s something sacred and private. It’s just awful when people make a big thing of it and get lots of press and do it all in public. It’s awful – Joel [Madden] feels the same way, too.  Joel is here in the UK with me and we bought video cameras so we were joking around, acting like we were on Newlyweds. I can’t say I don’t like shows like that because I find them so entertaining. I like them, they are so stupid they are funny. I don’t see Jessica as a role model, I don’t look up to her…I don’t want to be like her. I try to be normal and private – I don’t want to make a spectacle of my life. But they make me seem crazy for not wanting the press stuff – like Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, they want freedom but the press make them seem crazy. [And] I’m not too
skinny. If you look at pictures of me you can see I’m healthy and I do eat! It’s just because there are a bunch of other people out there who are way too skinny and they want to tag me with that same thing.
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Pfft. Yeah…don’t pretend like your not interested. Just Jared has the scoop and more pictures for your viewing pleasure.[Just Jared Dufftastical Post]

Tuesday Morning Quick Hits

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Omar Sharif adds Mexicans to his growing list of enemies.  American cowboys and their half-breed horses are next on the list.

Kate Moss
tells Pete Doherty to give up drugs. Doherty expected to reply "you first".

Mel Gibson
looks like he is set to produce, direct and star in a biopic of Sadam Hussein. Contemplates blaming the Jews (again).

Anna Nicole Smith’
s dogs boycott Iams dog food.  Apparantly have no problem with liposuction and opiate addicts.

Cheryl Tiegs is legally prohibited from talking about her twins in public.  Her twin sons, not her boobies.

Six Feet Under creator Allen Ball to produce new vampire series on HBO…and there was much rejoicing!

Martha Stewart: "I have learned that I really cannot be destroyed."  World: "We haven’t tried the volcano yet."

Dancing
With The Stars
will return to ABC in January. Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse do a little shuffle-step over to their steeds.