Kevin Federline is Man of the House



Picks up after himself? "Sometimes. You know how it is. Guys don’t really pick up after themselves."

Picks up after the dog? "Uh… Oh man. If I see it first… But Bit Bit is
good now. If she was big enough, she’d probably jump up on the toilet and take a shit in there."

Whose your daddy? Lets hope your daddy isn’t Kevin Federline. Oooh la NO.[Just Jared Post]

Friday Morning Quick Hits



Sir Anthony Hopkins to receive special honor, fava beans, and a nice chiantti.

Brittany Murphy dumped by her manager and agent. Immediately runs to Cher and Dee to help her get through it and give her a makeover.

Running out of rock stars to date, Pam Anderson‘s new boy toy is Mark McGrath; Sugar Ray frontman looking forward to excitement, companionship, Hep C.

Entertainment News reports Danny DeVito will be returning to the small
screen for a sitcom next year
. In a related story, Danny DeVito says
he’ll be returning to the big screen for a sitcom next year.

Time’s latest sexiest man alive was once arrested for playing the bongos naked in his living room. But who hasn’t?

"Hi Mom. I’m just calling to let you know that despite what the police told you, I’m not quite as dead as they led you to believe".

Madonna Hates Attention



"I’m not obsessed with publicity or celebrity anymore. I think it’s all
a lot of shit. I had it and it didn’t make me a happier person."

Madonna? Attention whore? Never. I’m sure dating Dennis Rodman had nothing to do with attention seeking and everything to do with sweet sweet love making. Or that time she made out with Britney and Christina? Totally a love connection. One day they will reconnect…Guy Richie is just a temporary thing. Her babies need a dad-da.[I dont like you in that way post]


Madonna’s new tour videos. (Thanks to ONTD)

What has Bryanboy, Le Superstar Fabuleux been up to lately?



"As any tourist spot in the world, there were HORDES and HORDES of
tourists and I know this goes without saying, they all look fucking
hideous. H-I-D-E-O-U-S. Hahahahahahahaha!"

Have you been keeping tabs on Bryanboy lately? No? Well he’s on vacation in China and he’s documenting the whole thing on his blog. I highly suggest you head over there and say hello. Be sure to tell him he’s by far the best dressed tourist  ever to grace the wall of China.[What would Bryanboy do?]