"I watched "The Goonies" last night – I can’t believe it’s 20 years old.
We *loved* that movie so much as kids. It was on HBO all the time, and
I think we watched it everytime it came on. Brand and Stefanie were my
favorites. I like Stefanie’s quote: "Oh, this is terrific. This is
great. I feel like I’m babysitting except I’m not getting paid." And
when the fish jumps out at her. Funny."
Take a look at this post concerning the classic movie Goonies and see what the actors look like today.[goonies goodness]
Cityrag is prepared to take you on a journey involving Hohan’s forehead.[Cityrag link]
"The opening monologue from the first episode of the tv show "The Colbert Report".
Later in the show, Stone Phillips and Stephen Colbert compare their gravitas"[milk and cookies link]
Also check out Comedy Central’s latest Colbert video post.
Go. Dr. Who. Go. ONTD has a few pictures of the winners.[ONTD picture link]
Mirror’s "Bling it on" Award edition
Tucker Max uses his super leet MS paint skills to uncover the truth behind Britney Murphy‘s face. Is Britney facing Goldie Hawn’s future?[TM link]
New Kirk Cameron movie opens on 3,200 screens. JuJubees, popcorn for sale in antechamber
McDonalds to include nutrition information on packaging.
other news, McDonald’s recently created the world’s tiniest font.
Arrest warrant issued for Village People cop. Perhaps they should check the YMCA? (too easy? Yep.)
Cindy Sheehan and protesters will "die symbolically" the next four
nights to protest war deaths. Billions around the world will do the
same but will still call it "sleep".
According to this study, 25% of Chinese women are dissatisfied with sex. However after conducting this study, they found the women just wound up wanting more 30 minutes later.
Trent gives the celebrity deadbeats the royal pink treatment. [Pinktastical Tuesday Post]
"Inspired by the world’s obsession and devotion to the iPod, iBelieve is a replacement for your iPod Shuffle"
I guess they thought naming it the iGod was a bit too self-righteous.[link]
"So I have a confession to make. I really wanted to like Desperate Housewives.
I really did. Before I started recapping it this season I even went
that extra mile and rented the entire first season on DVD to get up to
TVgasm tried real hard to be nice but failed miserably. Enjoy.[TVgasm review]
Sesame Street Muppet Elmo learns ‘H’ is for handcuffs. This link brought to you by the number 1010.
It’s one thing to be obsessed with a woman’s breasts. It’s quite
another to tell the media that you’d like to be reborn as Pamela
Anderson‘s "thrupenny bits".
station Nickelodeon putting up $30 million to combat child obesity. Of
course, this article makes no mention on exactly HOW a cable TV station
plans on doing this.
New York City tells Jersey drivers to stay home, or at least find an alternate route, for the next 6 years.
The new James Bond doesn’t like guns. He likes his martinis straight up. Man up, Nancy.
named philosopher of the decade by Britain’s Men’s Health magazine. "I eat donuts, therefore I am".
MMO gamer pays over $100,000 (real money) for an in-game resort. When
you live in your parents basement subsisting on cheetos you become
flush with cash apparently.
Distance between Earth and Mars will be "wafer thin" this Sunday. Just to be on the safe side, better wear a helmet.