Good afternoon dames and gents. Hickory Hank here to fill you in on whats buzzing in the biz. Letâ€™s get a wiggle on.
Looks like Jude Law gave Sienna Miller the old icy mitt. Seems Jude wasnâ€™t too keen about Ms. Miller having a soiree with the next 007 himself, Daniel Craig. Word on the street is that Sienna isnâ€™t taking the breakup well. Seems like Law gave her a bumâ€™s rush out the door. Guess his favorite color is… burnt Sienna.
In happier news, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore tied the knot. That dame might be over the hill but sheâ€™s got a pair of gams that wonâ€™t quit. â€œDude, whereâ€™s my car?â€ is something Kutcher could be hearing from Moore in the next five years… as she approaches senility!
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting. Some people say it’s thanks to the chemistry, but if you ask me it sounds more like… science fiction!
Congrats to Jessica Biel on being voted the Worldâ€™s Sexiest Woman. Iâ€™m not feeding you a line, Beil is the beeâ€™s knees. She makes Eva Longoria look like a bug-eyed Betty. I wouldn’t mind it if she took ol’ Hickory Hank to… seventh heaven!
Dennis Rodmanâ€™s new tell-all book â€œI Should Be Dead By Nowâ€ is out. He claims that ex-flame Carmen Electra attempted to shove spaghetti in his can. Rodmanâ€™s probably just chewing gum but who knows what Electra is like in the sack? She seems like a bearcat and a half. If she wants spaghetti… Iâ€™m scrambling to find the sauce.
Fox has cancelled The Simple Life. Woof! Woof! My heart is breaking for Paris & Nicole. Jeepers creepers, these two have been ridden more than the Cyclone at Coney… and for half the price!
Well thatâ€™s all for now folks. I have to go see a man about a dog. Tune back next time for the next â€œGlitz â€˜n Gab!â€
I love midgets…err small persons…tiny people, whatever. I especially love it when they bust a groove. Check out the World’s Smallest Man cut a rug.[ Link]
AdultSwim.com is posting full-length
streaming episodes starting at 11 PM every Friday..[adult swim link]
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Well, I figure if you are going to have a stalker, it might as well be Sienna. Enjoy it while you can, Jude… because most of us who have stalkers will never have the pleasure of being stalked by someone so attractive and willing…[I don't like you in that way Link]
Hear That Sound? INXS shows Faith In Each Other and gets a Kick out of their New Sensation of a singer, Jumping to the Billboard charts for the first time in 13 years. Said to have shed Bitter Tears.
Elvis once grabbed Nipper the RCA dog on stage and loved him tender; audience all shook up when they notice Elvis’ big hunk o’ love.
Charlie Daniels insists that his song "The Devil went down to Georgia", which talks about the devil challenging a guy to a fiddling contest, doesn’t deal with Satan. hmm. "The devil went down to Georgia,he was lookin for some souls to steal…." Naw.…that’s got nothing to do with Satan…
Michael Keaton may play The Joker in the next "Batman" movie. The circle is now complete.
Sylvester Stallone plans on making Rocky 6 at age 60. Says his opponent will either be senility or Alzheimers.
Lawsuit accuses Siegfried of drugging Roy against his will. Roy claims innocence, says he’s Siegfried’s number one fan.
Spielberg has agreed to team up with EA for three video games. Due up first: ET’s BMX 2007.
Target denies plans to sell sex toys; vows to continue to use non-possessive language in referring to the devices they deny selling.
"For all those people out there that were constantly complaining that Lost wasn’t
answering any questions, and spinning its wheels about the big mystery,
after last week’s episode I think we can safely tell you all to talk to
the hand, cuz the face ainâ€™t listening. In just two episodes into the
second season everything about the show had been turned upside down."
TVgasm sums up another episode of Lost that once again makes me wonder why I even bother watch the show.[TVgasm review]
It seems that Mc Hammer visited the google office. I just wish I could have been there to hear him talking about blogging, rapping and all things googling. He truly is too legit to quit.[Flickr pictures]
"America’s Next Top Model :: Season One‘s Elyse Sewell attracts the wrong kind of attention."
…oh yes, yes she does.[link]
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Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny! It appears that Drew got it on with Stewie the other day. Giggidy Giggidy.[Tuna pics]
In a rare moment of clear thinking, Fox cancels "The Simple Life".
Tommy Lee injured during concert while playing "Girls Girls Girls",
immediately sent to "Dr. Feelgood" where he might have to spend some
time "Home, Sweet Home".
In a startling new breakthrough, scientists discover that exercise can make you thinner. In other news, sky blue, water wet.
Prepare for the feel-good Broadway hit of the year with The Silence of
the Lambs: The Musical. "It puts the lotion its skin/Or else it gets
the hose again!"