World of Warcraft now officially the world’s largest MMORPG. All your gold pieces are belong to Azeroth.
Britney Spears insists that verbal spat with sister’s TV co-star was a
"sisterly talking to." Just like Cleetus insisted "I pulled out."
George Clooney to open his own casino in Vegas. Will be only slightly
smaller in size than his ego, making it one of the largest casinos on
Bob Dylan looks back with PBS documentary, CDs, and books, wonders how anybody understood a single word he said.
Boll, world’s worst director, defends his art as only he knows how.
"With Alone in the Dark made more money than Elektra outside of
CBGB’s got the heebie-jeebies as lease runs out. Blondie, Gavin Rossdale to perform at fund-raising rally tonight.
Scientists to breed son of Dr. Phil with Playboy triplet Erica Dahm to
create new race of cloying, no-talent idiots with large boobies.
The Most Extraordinary Space Investigations – "Chided by critics initially as being a "f**k you" to audiences and
artists alike, Harmon, Najarian, Roiland and Silverman have bounced
back from number 5, have achieved their show’s highest rating so far
and are now nibbling at Yacht Rock’s ass. In an even stranger turn of
events, as of the passing of Gregory Shitcock, MESI has just become the
current longest running show in Prime Time. Perhaps the audience is
starting to warm to its improvised style or perhaps this crew is
getting better at making a show they want to see." (link thanks to cynicalsmirk)
Sawyer Sawyer Sawyer – I’m a little confused by this short flash video but I’m not complaining for at least 20 seconds I was amused. Anyone else miss ‘Lost’? *thanks to reader* – The Sawyer video is a parody on the Llama video.
Gary the no trash cougar – Best. Mascot. Ever. Just another classic clip from Family Guy.
The Lego Clan – Legos. Always fun. (direct video link)
Just Two Guys - They will burn the roof off…cause they are having a good time.
Dude.man.phat. uses his ESP to decode Eva Longoria‘s intimate conversation with her pool side pals. I think he hit the nail on the head this time. [link]
Did you miss R. Kelly’s performance of "Trapped in the Closet" at the VMA‘s? Maybe that’s a good thing. I think it is safe to say it was the most horrible performance to ever grace television….ever. I want the 6 minutes of my life back that he stole and my innocence restored. [IFILMS LINK]
25 years later, a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, and wearing sunglasses in the dark is still considered cool.
New TV season suggests being gay is old and busted.
Art Garfunkel arrested for possession of a controlled substance. Hint: it’s not Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, or Thyme.
Charlize Theron to appear on Arrested Development and there was much rejoicing!
Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.B. clothing line inspired by British Royalty and pirates. Diddy promises new line inspired by monkeys and ninjas.
Wakka-wakka-wakka! Pac-Man celebrates 25th year of eating our quarters.
Jessica gets her DIVA on.[Perez Hilton scoop]
Someone did not have his happy pills this morning.[Radar report and video link]
The New York Times gets charmed by Laguna Beach.[NY times article]
Celebrities continue to get free stuff. The fact that they are probably the only ones who are capable of affording half of the crap anyway remains ignored.[I dont like you in that way post]
Nextoons: The Nicktoons Film Festival is
dedicated to showcasing the best animation
has to offer in the 10-minute and under
format. Weâ€™re the first on-air animated film
festival on a digital network, and weâ€™re way
too amped up on animation for our own
good! Weâ€™ve got Super BIG plans to take
over the Nicktoons Network this summer
during the ENTIRE month of AUGUST!
Nextoons: The Nicktoons Film Festival – Only on Nicktoons!
A few great entries and If "Unmarked" is a NickToon, there’s going to be some traumatized kids out there.[link]
That will teach Wilmer a lesson, Lindsay. Apparently the "feud" between Lohan and Simpson has ended and it appears that Lindsay wont be fighting over boys any time soon.[link]
For Lohan riders and admirers, Oh No They Didn’t have a collection of stunning photographs of Ms. Lohan taken during the VMA weekend.
Mr. T to star in "Rocky VI", will probably train Rocky in the art of "pitying fools".
Pair of ruby slippers from "Wizard of Oz" stolen. Witnesses report there is an ugly green-skinned woman heading west.
"It never crossed my mind that if I were thinner, I would get more
jobs" says Teri Hatcher, proving that you don’t have to be young and
blonde to be stupid.
Paris Hilton is mad at her sister Nicky for agreeing to be a bridesmaid
in Nicole Richie‘s wedding. So you know whose video will be playin’ at
the bachelorette party.
Gwyneth Paltrow offers advice to Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. This is of course coming from the person who named her daughter Apple.
Two California beach cities fighting over the name "Surf City". Fight
will begin to get nasty, but then issues will be resolved over surfing
duel that ends up being a good-natured clambake.
"A 30-kilogram fish will never jump out of the ocean and land on me,
especially while I am standing here in this boat", mused the boy.
"Thats what you think", murmured God.
Robert Downey Jr. ties the knot - then presses the plunger on the syringe and unties the knot.
Pamela Anderson drinks cappuccino because it makes her nipples perky. Am I the only one who didn’t know that coffee reacted that way with silicone?
Sharon Osbourne says she’s the one who cut the power during Iron
Maiden’s set at Ozzfest. She also claimed that she was the "real" iron
Shockingly, Uwe Boll’s latest film, Bloodrayne, sucks.
Not-so-shockingly, his previous attempts at videogame-based movies
Fire department sets training blaze right near large stack of tires. What could possibly go wrong?