You can thank Cityrag for this little Friday morning gem.
school physically, Iwamoto Satoru began operating a robot remotely from
home to go to school in his place. Hinokio could be controlled from his
bedroom. The story is about how the robot tries to communicate with the
people around him."
The premise is, er, simple. You play Death Jr. (a younger kind of
Death), and your task is to hurl hamsters with C4 plastic explosive
strapped to their backs at the large red monster, and see how far the
resulting explosion flings the monster’s flaming head around the
Playmobil – Security Check Point – WTF toy of the day - Because strip searching for cocaine has never been more fun.
Interview With a Pirate – Classic National Lampoon sketch about professional
pirating, starring Christopher Guest and John
A Quoi Ã§a Sert Lâ€™amour? - "A great little bit of "Ah, what the hell is life?" animated short. Set to an Edith Piaf and Theo Sarapo duet."
FourFour recaps America’s Next Top Model again. Sarah shows us that our lives will never be as difficult as hers…she has real problems. Beauty problems. FourFour link]
"Mind-bendy, funny promos for Swedish MTV from Vardagfilm which inspire
in the viewer a feeling very much like the one you get from placing
your expensive new television in a piece of Swedish furniture that
youâ€™ve build with only an Allen wrench, canâ€™t pronounce the name of,
and has a least a dozen leftover parts, three of which are umlauts"
Pepto Bismol’s new slogan is "Pink tastes better than you think". Joint marketing agreement with Taco Bell in the works
Despite his booming film career, "American Pie" star Jason Biggs claims he’d be up for another AP sequel.
Still out of ideas, Hollywood plans to bring "Transformers", "Voltron", "Miami Vice", and "Dallas" to big screen…
‘Super koala’ habitat to be bulldozed. Nick Cage’s baby wakes suddenly from a dream, cries a little.
Charlize Theron was spanked and whipped as a child. I’m sorry… I know this is horrible so I’m trying very hard to read this without finding it hot…and I can’t do it. I just can’t. In fact, I’m going to end this post now, as I lost the ability to function properly.
Please excuse me for a moment…
Hmm. I’m trying to make sense of these pictures after having missed this week’s episode and only having these photos to keep me company until I manage to steal someone’s TIVO. My conclusion thus far? Models are practically invisible anyway so I suppose that makes them ghost-like…that’s a ghost right? Bah. Who cares… after viewing these photos, I am left perplexed, hungry and in dire need of hairspray.[ONTD picture post]
This morning as I sit in this local cafe realizing I tipped a dollar for a dollar coffee I stumbled upon Cityrag’s post concerning cheap celebrity tippers and now I feel much better about myself. Iâ€™m good enough, Iâ€™m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. [City Rag Link]
"Cha cha cha! It’s fiesta time in Laguna Beach! This week’s episode was all about gettin’ drunk on what I imagined was Cinco De Mayo (why else would white kids throw a fiesta?), and while there was all sorts of good drama (like OMG! Kristin totally hooked up with Jessica’s crush!), the real story was watching Roz get drunk and dance around her house like a latter day Tom Cruise in Risky Business, except fully-clothed. We also learned other intriguing things about this sidekick’s personality: her shyness with boys, her love of piÃ±atas, and of course, her deep, undying fear of WAVES. So grab some nachos and a big sombrero. In the immortal words of Lionel Richie in his seminal anthem, All Night Long, "we’re going to party, karamu, fiesta, forever!" Everyone Loves a Spicy Latina Party! "
Everybody’s favorite spoiled brats through a feisty fiesta.[TVgasm Link]
EA to release Superman game in time for next movie. Expected to suck as fast as a speeding bullet.
Ozzy Osbourne, realizing he’s become a parody of himself, releases CD full of cover tunes including Joe Walsh and Mott the Hoople. Can’t be held responsible since there’s no Caucasian equivalent of "keeping it real".
Tyra Banks comes face-to-face with Tyra Banxxx for the first time, it is obviously not the first time Tyra Banxxx has come face-to-face with someone.
Aftermath of DC Stones concert leaves MCI Center looking like cover of Goat’s Head Soup; fans left black and blue and with sticky fingers.
Doctor Who quit because BBC overworked him. Twelve episodes a year apparently too much for Time Lord. In other news, cast of "Lost" still begging ABC for a shower.
Justin Timberlake being recruited to play Sex Pistols’ Johnny Rotten in biopic; producers seeking River Phoenix to play Sid Vicious…